A/N: The next (And possibly final) story for the Mission series! It's NejiXTenTen! XD

"Weren't those two teammates at one time?" asked Random Villager #1, watching the two people before them squabble.

"Yeah, they used to get along quite well, too," answered Random Villager #2.

"It's like something came between them," commented #1.

"Hey, I wonder what they're arguing about," #2

"Goofy is a dog!" yelled Neji angrily.

"You don't know that for certain!" replied TenTen equally as angrily. "They don't call him 'Goofy Dog' like they say, "Mickey Mouse'. He could be a platypus for all we know!"

"It's obvious!"

"The only thing that's obvious is that you're assuming something you don't know!"

"Hey, Guys," greeted Lee. "What're you…?" He was cut-off by the evil smirks his teammates were sending him.

"Hey, Lee," greeted Neji. "Ol' buddy. Tell me, Goofy is a dog, right?"

"Or is he something else?"

"… I thought he was a duck?" asked Lee.

"That's Donald."

"Well then, who's the mouse?" he inquired.

"Mickey…"

The green-clad male gasped.

"Everything I've ever known has been a lie!" he exclaimed.

He ran off, crying.

"See what you did?" asked Neji. "You made Lee cry!"

"I did?" asked TenTen. "You're the one that asked him first!"

They continued to argue further on this "very important" issue.

Random villagers 1 and 2 sweat dropped.

"… Maybe I was better off not knowing," stated #2.

"Hm…" Tsunade mumbled, thinking. "Shizune, come in here."

Shizune hurried into the office and asked, "What is it, Tsunade-sama?"

"So far, my matchmaking skills have been two-for-two," she told her apprentice. "Seeing as how I'm usually not very good with my gambling, this must be too good to be true.

That's why, I'm proposing a bet."

"Oh?"

"Yes, I am going to try one more time to bring a couple together. If I fail, I win the bet, if

I succeed, I lose the bet."

"Uh… Okay… So, you're rooting against yourself?"

"Exactly."

"Okay, then…"

"Bring Hyuuga Neji and TenTen in here," she commanded.

"Alrighty."

And the brown-haired kunoichi left to find the two shinobi she'd been told.

"You wanted to see me, Hokage-sama?" asked TenTen, entering the office.

"Yes," she answered.

Neji, then, entered the office and he and TenTen sent each other death glares while he sat down.

They waited for Tsunade to give them a damn good reason why they were in the same room together.

"Hiya," greeted the blonde. "I have a very important mission for you."

"Does it involve beating Neji to a pulp?" asked TenTen.

"Perhaps," she answered. "It does involve blackmailing, embarrassment and, ultimately, reputation slaughtering."

"Wow… I accept it, whatever it is…" TenTen stated, smirking.

"Great!" exclaimed Tsunade. "And there's no turning back because I said so!"

"… I actually have a bad feeling about this," Neji said.

"You had a bad feeling about the sun going away!" TenTen exclaimed.

"I was in my Darkness-Is-Evil stage!"

"Thus proves my point!"

"Alright, alright," Tsunade cut-in. "Meet me at the border tomorrow at noon."

They nodded and left.

A/N: I know it's kind of short, but I think the randomness of it makes up for it! XD