Disclaimer: Now really. Read the author's note below and think about it. Do you HONESTLY think I could own any of these people/characters/places/etc.? -pauses while people who really care read it- Yeah, that's what I thought.
A/N: Hi. I am hyper and awake from drinking Coke while watching fireworks (yes, it's the 4th of July and also considerably late at night). And so....here is an incredibly random fanfic, brought to you by dobbyfan18! (HP/Muggles/SpongeBob/LotR/some other stuff crossover. People are being way OOC)
Daylan: I want a Harley Davidson bandanna.
Wormtail: Me tooooo.
Layna: OK, Daylan, sweetie, I'll go get one. -walks off-
Wormtail: But what about meeee?
Plankton: You have a missing hand. Live with it.
Wormtail: But what's that have to do with anything?
Plankton: -bursts into tears- Why must you test me like this?
Wormtail: Because I am evil! MUA- ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
Daylan: You idiot! You can't even do an evil laugh right! It's more like this: Mua-ha-HA-ha-HA!!!!!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
¤Meanwhile...¤
Layna: Hey, a Harley Davidson bandanna! Finally! -grabs bandanna off some dude's head-
Dude she stole it from (herinafter referred to as Dude): Hey! Give that back!
Layna: No! Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Annoying Software Salesman (oops, can't be abbreviated in a G-rated fic...): "Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar!"? Are you sure you don't mean "Never," "Neville," or "Nevada?
Layna: Hmmm..... Well, I guess you could say "never" but I really think that "Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar" adds more expression and atmosphere and mockingness....wait! Do I have the mental capacity to understand what I'm saying, much less say it?!? Aaaaaaaaah! Brain overload!!! Not the sealing wax, no, anything but that! -collapses, begging the nonexistent sealing wax for mercy-
Annoying Software Salesman: Well, that gets rid of her.... Wanna disco?
Dude (the one Layna stole the bandanna from): Sure! -starts to disco with the annoying software salesman-
¤Meanwhile...¤
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Plankton: -eats popcorn as his head bobs back and forth like he's watching a tennis match-
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Plankton: This is getting boring.... I shall go warn Legolas that a giant blue hot dog is going to attack him! -drops popcorn, puts on a superhero suit, and tries to fly-
George (not Weasley, a different George): Duh, only I can fly! Oh wait, I'm in denial, aren't I? Oh well! Duh, only I can fly!
Plankton: Fine. If I give you.... a maniacal cat, will you fly me there?
George: It's a deal!
Plankton: OK, take me to....well, wherever Legolas is!
George: -takes Plankton to Mirkwood, which happens to be where Legolas is-
Plankton: Thanks, pal! -pulls Crookshanks out of an extremely large pocket, says "Look, it's Scabbers!" and points at George-
George: Yay, a maniacal cat! They're always so much fun to get attacked by! Oof!
Crookshanks: -attacks George-
George: Yay, I'm smothering! -thinks a minute- Hang on, I'm smothering! Get off me! -pushes Crookshanks off of him-
Crookshanks (thinking): He's not really Scabbers anyway. I'll go find the real one. -runs off to where Daylan and Wormtail are still arguing about evil laughter-
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: I cave, your way is better. I am now your loyal servant!
Daylan: Loyal, my overly-curly-thanks-to-Photoshop-Elements-2.0 hair.
Wormtail: Really, your hair is overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0? You simply MUST tell me how you do it!
Daylan: Oh, that's easy, you just get your picture taken by a girl on a rampage with a digital camera, have her download it, and send Layna to her house and suggest they use Photoshop Elements 2.0!
Wormtail: -tries to do all of the above-
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: No, I don't want to make your hair overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0!
Wormtail: Whyever not?
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: Because you don't eat Crunch with caramel! So there!
Wormtail: -crushes himself with caramel- How about now?
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: I said CRUNCH, you monkey butt, not CRUSH.... BUT since it's not every day you see some weird guy crush himself with caramel, I'll take your picture, I just won't make your hair overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0, how's that sound?
Wormtail: Um....overweight.
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: I know you are, but what am I? -runs away giggling maniacally, after taking Wormtail's picture-
Daylan: Mmmm, cheesy!
Legolas: -runs up screaming-
Daylan: Hi, you're blond also! I'm Daylan and people sometimes call me a cheesehead. Which I'm proud to say I am.
Legolas: Hi, short blond cheesehead. You must save me from, alas, not the giant blue hot dog that is supposedly going to attack me, but from -gasps- the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting!!!
Trelawney: Fear not, tall pointy-eared guy, the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting, for I.... shall dance! -starts doing the salsa-
(A/N: Just so you know, the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting is exactly what it sounds like: this little swirling thingy that my computer cursor turns into when it's going to take a really long time for something to happen or it's not going to happen at all.)
Daylan: How interesting. Do you have free cheese?
Trelawney (still dancing): I am afraid not, dear boy, but my Inner Eye does see large amounts of cheese in your future....
Daylan: -jumps around on a pogo stick that he got from who-knows-where- COOL!
Draco Malfoy: -appears out of nowhere, points at Daylan- AAAAH, my not-evil twin!
Daylan (still on his pogo stick): -points at Draco- AAAAH, my evil twin, who incidentally has stopped slicking his hair back but still looks nothing like me except he's blond!
Legolas: Hey, if I weren't so darn tall, we could be triplets!
Daylan: You know, I still want a Harley Davidson bandanna.... especially if I get cheese with it.
§§§lol, muchos insanity! Please review, people!§§§
A/N: Hi. I am hyper and awake from drinking Coke while watching fireworks (yes, it's the 4th of July and also considerably late at night). And so....here is an incredibly random fanfic, brought to you by dobbyfan18! (HP/Muggles/SpongeBob/LotR/some other stuff crossover. People are being way OOC)
Daylan: I want a Harley Davidson bandanna.
Wormtail: Me tooooo.
Layna: OK, Daylan, sweetie, I'll go get one. -walks off-
Wormtail: But what about meeee?
Plankton: You have a missing hand. Live with it.
Wormtail: But what's that have to do with anything?
Plankton: -bursts into tears- Why must you test me like this?
Wormtail: Because I am evil! MUA- ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
Daylan: You idiot! You can't even do an evil laugh right! It's more like this: Mua-ha-HA-ha-HA!!!!!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
¤Meanwhile...¤
Layna: Hey, a Harley Davidson bandanna! Finally! -grabs bandanna off some dude's head-
Dude she stole it from (herinafter referred to as Dude): Hey! Give that back!
Layna: No! Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Annoying Software Salesman (oops, can't be abbreviated in a G-rated fic...): "Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar!"? Are you sure you don't mean "Never," "Neville," or "Nevada?
Layna: Hmmm..... Well, I guess you could say "never" but I really think that "Nevaaaaaaaaaaaar" adds more expression and atmosphere and mockingness....wait! Do I have the mental capacity to understand what I'm saying, much less say it?!? Aaaaaaaaah! Brain overload!!! Not the sealing wax, no, anything but that! -collapses, begging the nonexistent sealing wax for mercy-
Annoying Software Salesman: Well, that gets rid of her.... Wanna disco?
Dude (the one Layna stole the bandanna from): Sure! -starts to disco with the annoying software salesman-
¤Meanwhile...¤
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Plankton: -eats popcorn as his head bobs back and forth like he's watching a tennis match-
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Plankton: This is getting boring.... I shall go warn Legolas that a giant blue hot dog is going to attack him! -drops popcorn, puts on a superhero suit, and tries to fly-
George (not Weasley, a different George): Duh, only I can fly! Oh wait, I'm in denial, aren't I? Oh well! Duh, only I can fly!
Plankton: Fine. If I give you.... a maniacal cat, will you fly me there?
George: It's a deal!
Plankton: OK, take me to....well, wherever Legolas is!
George: -takes Plankton to Mirkwood, which happens to be where Legolas is-
Plankton: Thanks, pal! -pulls Crookshanks out of an extremely large pocket, says "Look, it's Scabbers!" and points at George-
George: Yay, a maniacal cat! They're always so much fun to get attacked by! Oof!
Crookshanks: -attacks George-
George: Yay, I'm smothering! -thinks a minute- Hang on, I'm smothering! Get off me! -pushes Crookshanks off of him-
Crookshanks (thinking): He's not really Scabbers anyway. I'll go find the real one. -runs off to where Daylan and Wormtail are still arguing about evil laughter-
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: Is not!
Daylan: Is too!
Wormtail: I cave, your way is better. I am now your loyal servant!
Daylan: Loyal, my overly-curly-thanks-to-Photoshop-Elements-2.0 hair.
Wormtail: Really, your hair is overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0? You simply MUST tell me how you do it!
Daylan: Oh, that's easy, you just get your picture taken by a girl on a rampage with a digital camera, have her download it, and send Layna to her house and suggest they use Photoshop Elements 2.0!
Wormtail: -tries to do all of the above-
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: No, I don't want to make your hair overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0!
Wormtail: Whyever not?
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: Because you don't eat Crunch with caramel! So there!
Wormtail: -crushes himself with caramel- How about now?
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: I said CRUNCH, you monkey butt, not CRUSH.... BUT since it's not every day you see some weird guy crush himself with caramel, I'll take your picture, I just won't make your hair overly curly thanks to Photoshop Elements 2.0, how's that sound?
Wormtail: Um....overweight.
Girl on a rampage with a digital camera: I know you are, but what am I? -runs away giggling maniacally, after taking Wormtail's picture-
Daylan: Mmmm, cheesy!
Legolas: -runs up screaming-
Daylan: Hi, you're blond also! I'm Daylan and people sometimes call me a cheesehead. Which I'm proud to say I am.
Legolas: Hi, short blond cheesehead. You must save me from, alas, not the giant blue hot dog that is supposedly going to attack me, but from -gasps- the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting!!!
Trelawney: Fear not, tall pointy-eared guy, the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting, for I.... shall dance! -starts doing the salsa-
(A/N: Just so you know, the Multicolored Swirling Vortex of Imminent Doom and/or Waiting is exactly what it sounds like: this little swirling thingy that my computer cursor turns into when it's going to take a really long time for something to happen or it's not going to happen at all.)
Daylan: How interesting. Do you have free cheese?
Trelawney (still dancing): I am afraid not, dear boy, but my Inner Eye does see large amounts of cheese in your future....
Daylan: -jumps around on a pogo stick that he got from who-knows-where- COOL!
Draco Malfoy: -appears out of nowhere, points at Daylan- AAAAH, my not-evil twin!
Daylan (still on his pogo stick): -points at Draco- AAAAH, my evil twin, who incidentally has stopped slicking his hair back but still looks nothing like me except he's blond!
Legolas: Hey, if I weren't so darn tall, we could be triplets!
Daylan: You know, I still want a Harley Davidson bandanna.... especially if I get cheese with it.
§§§lol, muchos insanity! Please review, people!§§§