Dude ya! I was just listening to this
song and thought about how it applied to life as a Yeerk Visser. It's a really
funny song if you've ever heard it. ( which you probably haven't). It's
"Company Car" by Switchfoot. I have kept some of the lyrics but changed the
main ones. The song is now called "Company Cruiser". This is sorta from
Esplin's POV Nya! On with the song!
Edriss,
was right when she said we put up a fight to be someone
A fight to leaaaaaad
But see now, I'm down, under the pavement
Of Council Thirteen's lower case people
As time rolls byyyyy, my dreams have become
That wishes attainable, not what I'm lookin for
I've got the Company Cruiser!
I'm the one nobody dares call a loser
Yeah I've become one with the ones that I'll never believe in
But I've the Company Cruiser!
Hey
I'm the king of things, I've always despised
I'm the Gingerbread Man that got eaten alive
I'm half-baked, I'm faked
But see I've armies
on Earth and Leera
And two hundred bucks at past Go
But oh!
War's taken its toll.
Have I won monopoly and forthin my sovereigntyyyyyyyyy?
See I got the Company Cruiser!
I'm the one nobody dares call a loser
I've become one with the ones that I'll never believe in
But I've got the Company Cruiser!
Yeaaaaaaaaaah
All the Vissers
Have their armies on the hold
They're taking pictures of the Yeerk who's a star of his
Masks of pretension, he's got two faces left
His is the one that he hides
On the left
Behind that smiiiiiiile……
Hiding tears, and fear that burns like an engine
Drives him away from the ones that he loves
Edriss was right
Hey Edriss
We're one and the same!
We're the faceless combatants in the loneliest game
Ah but I sit and wave as I'm passing by
With that smirk in my eye
Yelling "HEY I'M SOMETHIN MAN CHECK IT OUT!!"
I got the Company Cruiser!
I'm the one nobody dares call a loser
I've become one with the ones that I'll never believe in
But I've got the Company Cruiser!
Yeah check me out!
I've got the Company Cruiser!
Yeah check me out!
I've got the Company Cruiser!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
