The Big Secret
"I love you."
"I already know that, Sev."
"I don't give a crap."
"Neither do I."
Narcissa Black (divorced by Lucius Malfoy) stood, gaping, in the doorway of the Malfoy Estate. "So this is your big secret? You're gay!?!" She shouted, furious.
"Either that or I'm drunk. And I haven't had any wine, yet." Lucius replied. Severus snickered.