A/N: Since I can't go online, I'll make everyone happy with a one-shot. Hopefully this will stave off some of the blood-lust. Mostly fluff. A/N end
Envy walked into the apartment fuming about his nutty mother, annoying brother, insane sister and that evil cat of his.
Edward flicked through the channels and motioned his boyfriend to sit down.
"What's got you so riled up?"
click click click click
Envy sighed and slumped into the sofa and snuggled with his blond chibi. He was perfect--gold hair, bright eyes, that insanely cute smirk...
Edward popped a mint into his mouth and continued playing with the television remote. He'll wait until Envy was settled down, then he'll somehow get Envy to spill.
Envy's eyes zeroed in on the piece of mint before it disappeared into Edward's mouth.
"Hey, Edo... I want one."
"You want what?" Edward's channel surfing faltered a while before he resumed.
click click click click
"I want a mint. 'Cause you have one." Envy tugged on Edward's braid.
Edward shrugged. "That was the last one. You should've come earlier, En."
"But I want one~" Okay, so now Envy was being whiny.
Edward was slightly annoyed. He didn't like Envy being whiny. "What do you want me to do? That was the last one!"
"Ah, but we can share." Envy whispered, before roughly pushing past Edward's lips.
Edward's mouth was a mixture of conflicting hot and cool. The warmth of his tongue was covered by the piece of minty candy. Envy found his target, and using skills Edward never knew Envy possessed, pulled it out.
They parted with Envy smirking in satisfaction, enjoying the taste of his reward and Edward staring at him, shocked beyond words.
The only thought running through his head was 'OHMYGOD. I never knew he could kiss like that!!' and suddenly he wanted more.
"Hey, that's mine!!" he muttered after a half-minute delay, since his brain had to catch up. He crawled over to Envy and attacked his lips with his own.
The mint melted much faster with twice the amount of spit and tongue and sucking. Soon the mint was gone, but that didn't mean the flavor didn't stay.
The two boys continued licking, nipping and basically kissing their way into Pleasure Heaven. Very soon the flavor was gone and the original tastes fought their way into each other's tongues.
"Mmm.... Hey, Edo...?" murmured a satisfied Envy a few hours later after their first struggle for the mint.
"Hmm?" Edward fought a yawn. He felt like having some warm chocolate. He was warm and content, having just been ravaged by his boyfriend, and he wanted more. Or maybe some warm chocolate.
"As much as I like mint," Envy sucked on the base of Edward's neck and made him mewl in delight, "I think I still like you better."
Edward sat up and his eyes glinted in the setting sun. Forget the chocolate. Right now, he wanted more.
Envy sliently reminded himself to steal candy from Edward's mouth more often before he lost the ability to form coherent thoughts.
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