Hermione held George up on the edge of a cliff. "It's the CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLE of life!" She called out. And then Fred and Draco jumped up behind her, and she jumped so high she touched the moon. She also dropped baby George, leaving him to die in the zero-atmosphere zone.
"My love," she whispered. "But I had already imprinted on you." And then, she had a thousand heart attacks, all of which were cured by Dr. House. She then went and fell in love with Fred instead. But then she sucked draco's tits. Once she had sucked all of the man milk out of him, she went on to become the president of the united states, even though she was born British. And then Ron came sexually orgy'd her during a press conference that aired on live tv. She was fired because she was an emosexual who was actually trying to corrupt young children with electro punk. They found this out because Harry told the public about her travels in the Arizona desert, while h igh on acid. "Harry, you transsexual homosexual!" she screamed. "No blowjobs for you tonight, you Satanist!" "that's fine by me!" Harry spat back. "I am having an orgy with satanic rape sex group, Cobra Starship tonight!" "You enjoy that then! Just remember that you're going to hell for this!"