Sugar and Spice and Nothing Nice

by Naruke

When you leave them to cool, and come back later, what do you find? A single cookie, the flower, whiskers, and fan meshed as one. Better write this recipe down. [oneshot]

Disclaimer: I can't draw worth a crap.

WARNING: Crappy cooking and plant analogies.

-Sugar and Spice and Nothing Nice-

This team is like some fucked up cookie recipe.

You have the sugar, the ingredient that makes it taste sweet. She is the flower, the purest, the most untainted of the group.

You have the spice, the ingredient that makes the recipe have a kick, some pizzazz. He is the stem, the sturdiest, the most stubborn of the group.

And you have the nothing nice, the ingredient that leaves a disgusting aftertaste. He is the roots, the dirtiest, most strongest through his will of the group.

Preheat the situation to 450 degrees, 425 depending on how many opponents you face.

Grease the teamwork so they don't stick and place them in the heat.

After they've been baked, what do you get?

The sugar, in the shape of a flower.

Haruno.

The spice, in the shape of the whisker like scars on his cheeks.

Uzumaki

And the nothing nice, in the shape of a fan.

Uchiha.

When you leave them to cool, and come back later, what do you find?

A single cookie, the flower, whiskers, and fan meshed as one.

Better write this recipe down.