A diamondback production presents…
Michael Myers part 9000000: Performing in the set!!!
The curtain of the stage opens… And comes a dark figure hiding behind the curtains… And it was Michael Myers with a gun and a knife…
Audiences: Cool!!! Oh yeah!!!
Mother Audience: Son, I am sure you will love this!!! A REAL MICHAEL MYERS ON THE SET!!!
Audiences: YEAH!!!!
Then cyborg comes….
Cyborg: Boohyah!!! BOOM!!!! Bombing all the stages
Audiences: Get off… will ya??? Starts throwing bombs at Cyborg
Cyborg: NO!!! Don't KEEL ME!!!! ARGHCensored banner BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Audiences: We bombed his ass… BWHAHAHAHA!!! Cyborg leaves the stage
Audiences: come on yo… Let's watch the show…
Michael Myers Used his gun and lurk the streets… Shooting his ghastly prey… And he looked up and it was a monster from basketballville and wreaked havoc… Michael Myers used his knife and had a fight with the monster…
Michael Myers sliced the monster into a half-life sized…. And a BLAZH BLAZHBAHB Or whatever shit that has been going on….
Son Audience: Dancing cha-cha dance on the table… Michael YOU ROCK!!!!
And the chair flung up and sending the boy flying like an acrobatic flyer… And dropped at his mother's side and accidentally fart on his mother's leg…
Mother Audience: Slaps son audience Screw your mother You ASS!!!
The show starts again and this time it was the MOST HORRIIIIFYING!!!!!! MONSTER!!!Thunder struck and the Halloween theme song began
IT WAS A Big monster with one million hands and legs and some penises and some butts and some cock-a-doddle-doo things and some small people dancing around the monster penises… And had also one-million butts that used for farting to protect itself from getting detention in SCHOOL!!!!
Audiences: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! MICHAEL KILL THIS MONSTER AND SCREW IT OFF!!!!!
Michael was trying hard to fight with the monster… But the monster use it penises to pee on the stage… The Audiences was very angry…
Audiences: LETS GANG UP AND SCREW THIS MONSTER!!!!!!!!!
Monster with millions of private parts: NOOOO!!!! Hic
People Danced around in the penises: LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!! And soon shot by the audiences…
Audiences: Lets throw away our stupid useless pistols and use SPAS 12 SHOTGUN!!!
Other Audiences: YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monster with millions of private parts: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The audiences and Michael worked together to put an end to the monster…. And the monster with millions of private parts flew off to outer space and enjoy Chinese restaurant and Japanese restaurant and enjoy sitting in the toilet bowl everyday….
Audiences: WE WILL TEACH YA!!!! Throw bombs in outer space
The monster was blown into a sister size motorcycle and when people saw it… They used hammer to smash the sister size motorcycle and make it into a sister size toilet bowl….
Audience number 1: Boohyah….
All of the audiences shot Audience number 1…
Audiences: OH YEAH!!!!! claps for Michael
Michael disappeared into a cloud and nowhere to be seen….
Audiences started dancing around like a madmen and goes home to enjoy humburgers and quench fries for their dinner that night and sleep with it!!!
The end…