CHERRY AND GEO'S SCHOOL OF GLOMPING
Cherry: Ah, glomping. Just makes me want to sink my claws into a big juicy chunk of bishonen mea-
Geo: (coughing fit)
Cherry:What? (notices reader) oh, yeah. Um, Welcome to Cherry and Geo's School of Glomping.
Geo: Glomping is like an art….(looks off into space)
Cherry: um…it's more like…football…
Geo: uh, yeah…Anyways, first we should acquaint you with some terms that we glompists like to use.
Cherry: First and foremost, Glomp: To glomp is to, run at a breakneck spped at your favorite bishonen, jump at them, and hang on to them like a leech. Kissing could also be involved, but that's up to you.
Geo: Bishonen: Well in Japanese, this word means "very attractive young men." But in fandom, that's where we com from (points at Cherry and herself) We have adapted this word to mean "any hot guy" age doesn't matter.
Cherry: Kawaii: Well this is the Japanese word for "cute" example: me. Tee-hee!
Geo: (sweatdrop, shakes head.) Fandom: this is where Cherry and I come from. It's an imaginary world full of anime, where all anime fans live. Dreams come true there.
Cherry: Hentai: this is po-
Geo: (starts kicking Cherry) they DON'T need to know THAT particular word Cherry.
Cherry(shrug) meh, whatever.
Geo: Anyways, There are many different forms of glomping. My particular favorite is to go for the legs. This way you knock them down, and it's easier to pin them to the ground. The harder they fall, the better the glomp!
Cherry: (nodding) very effective. My personal favorite is running straight at them and hanging onto there neck like a leech, kissing them.
Geo:Another effective way id to scare them out of there wits right before you glomp them.
Cherry: Yeah, like getting that "insane-foaming-at-the-mouth" look. Guns are good too.
Geo: and evil laughter. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Cherry: accompanied by lightening, thunder, and other freaky stuff.
Geo: you're all probably wondering "why would you bother glomping someone?" Well it's a very creative way to show your bishonen that you love them.
Cherry: It's also fun! (gets evil look on face.)
Geo: hehehehe yeah…Well this concludes our lesson for today.
Cherry: Go forth, my minions! My soldiers of the night! Glomp! Glomp! GLOMP! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Geo: uh…right…(whispers) Run! Run for your sweet, sweet lives!
Cherry: Bye!
Geo: Bye!
Duo: (looks over at Quatre) tell me again WHY we're dating these maniacs?
Quatre: (shrug) they're cute…in a serial killer kinda way….