HHHEEELLLLLLOOO, my name is formosis (Latin for beautiful),
^-^ muse and bookkeeper. This is my
first ficcie, so flame in moderation.
Oh, I'm going to finish a romance one after this (work allowing) and I
hope it will be good. ^-^
A.N. I don't own Gundam wing, you happy now that I said it!
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"No Heero, don't leave me! I'm nothing without you!" Relena said as she
pleaded Heero to stay.
"Go away before I kill you." Heero
said walking away.
"(Sobbing) Heeeerooo, please don't
go, I beg of you, don't go."
"I swear, if you don't go away I'll
have to kill you." Heero said pulling out a gun.
"Heeeroo, please…" Relena pleaded
collapsing and still sobbing.
"GOODBY!" Heero said gritting his
teeth.
Sliding into his car
and driving away, Relena watched Heero descend into the sunset.
"HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!"
Relena yelled in anguish.
In wonder, all the pilots piled out of their guestrooms.
"What was that screaming?" Asked
Quatra
"What do
you think that was, Heero just left for another mission." Trowa said rolling
his eyes.
"Come on,
let's go comfort her." Quatra said with a sadden look in his eyes.
"Yes, I
agree with Quatra" Wufie chimed in
"No, she needs to learn to let go
and get rid of those Heero fantasies." Duo said, leaning against the doorframe.
"Up yours Duo" Relena said, pulling on his
braid.
"OW! Man, what's her problem, by now don't you
think she'd be use to it."
After his response Duo was met with three pairs of eyes that
said ' GO COMFORT HER YOU JACKASS!'
"Uh, I
think I may go calm her down" Duo said as he quickly scurried up to Relena's
room.
Upon
arriving at Relena's room Duo knocked quietly.
"Relena, can
I come in?" Duo said, but was quickly answered by a loud bang, which sounded
remarkably like a high heel shoe hitting the door.
"I can see
that your angry, I'll leave."
Running back down the stairs, Duo was cut off by the other
pilots.
"I'll go
try again." Duo said, running up the stairs. "Omae o korosu, baka"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!" All the pilots
said in unison
"Nothing"
Duo said as he continued to run up the stairs
When Duo arrived at Relena's room he
could still hear her sobbing.
"Uh
Relena, I'm coming in?" Duo said, opening the door and dodging the other shoe.
Opening the door, Duo finds Relena
sobbing and holding the bear Heero gave her.
"I'm
sorry that I said that, but you really have to get over this Heero thing."
"Why?"
"Well,
you're making a complete ass of yourself.
Tell me, why do you keep trying?"
"What
do you mean?"
"I
mean, trying to get He-chan's attention."
"I
don't know… maybe it's because he looks hot in that green tank top and
spandex." Relena said, giggling at the
thought of Heero.
"Oh,
O.K. , well are you better now?"
"Yea,
I'm fine."
"Great. Oh, Relena, could you pretend that you threw
me out, I don't want the guys to think I'm going soft?"
"Sure"
Relena said with a sadistic smile creeping across her face.
Putting the bear down and pulling Duo
up by the shirt collar, Relena started throwing Duo around her room.
"Hey,
what are you doing with that lamp?"
"GET
OUT!"
Running for his life, Duo quickly flew out the door and slammed it shut.
What
the hell did you say to her?" Wufie asked.
"I
don't want to talk about it. We really
need to rid Relena of those Heero fantasies, any suggestions?"
"Shock
therapy"
"Shock
therapy
"A
nice hot cup of tea, some scones, and a hug" Quatra chimed in.
"It's
unanimous, shock therapy it is. So
let's get ready. Wu-wu, you go get a
chair, some rope, and a couple of belts.
Trowa, you go get a battery and a couple of wires. Q-man, you go call up some of Relena's
friends, like Dorothy, Sally, Hilde, you know.
And I'll go get a picture of Heero and the popcorn."
When everyone was in place and Relena
was in the chair, the festivities began.
"Pass
the popcorn Q-man" Duo said with excitement.
Hilde slowly walked up to Relena and
pulled out the picture of Heero.
"Now
Relena, who is this?"
"Why
that's an ang…"
Before Relena could finish she was cut
off by the surge of electricity coursing through her body.
"NO!
You hate this person, he's dirt. Now
let's try it again, who is this?"
"That's
the most handso…"
Yet again Relena's body was coursing
with electricity before she could finish.
"Hn,
so this is what you do when I'm gone." Heero said from behind.
"Hee-chan,
what are you doing here?" Duo said with a puzzled look on his face.
"My
mission was canceled, but now I'm glad it was.
So whatcha doing?"
"Where
giving Relena shock therapy."
"Hn,
sounds fun… pass the popcorn."
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Remember, flame in moderation, formosis
is sensitive.
FORMOSIS: AM NOT!!!!!!
