The Jimiverse's Next Top Plot Bunny II!

by Lampito

Plot bunnies: they're evil little... things. They nibble on your brain until you write a chapter, and won't always deign even to give you the outline of a plot. They want attention, but won't always cough up. But maybe we can make the little... wretches work for it.

1. Meet The Candidates

Lampito sits in the corner, and rocks back and forth

Lampito (sobbing quietly): Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop, make it stop...

Yes, folks, just when I thought I might get a little break from plot bunnies, not one, but TWO of the little... darlings hopped out from behind the monitor, and WOULD NOT SHUT UP until I agreed to listen to them. One of them is ENTIRELY THE FAULT of Leahelisabeth, I suspect.

The little... dears only have a very vague idea about actual story lines; they each dictated an opening chapter, then disappeared again. But we know how these little... critters work: sometimes, giving them an airing, and a bit of encouragement, will coax them into being forthcoming with more chapters, and an actual plot.

Last time I had this problem, I turned to the Denizens of the Jimiverse for help, and that worked quite successfully, so, I present to you, the next episode of...

THE JIMIVERSE'S NEXT TOP PLOT BUNNY!

First, we have the pre-event entertainment, which will consist of Tyra Banks being torn to pieces by dogs of Hellhound heritage!

Ms Banks is pushed out on stage; a pack of dogs, of varying degrees of Hellhound blood, attack her. Screams are heard. Blood flies. Jimi Junior does a lap of the stage, triumphantly clutching a hair extension in his mouth. Crowley appears briefly, and takes the opportunity to put the boot in, then bows to the crowd. Audience applauds.

But now, let me introduce tonight's bunnies.

Bunny Number One is a cute little thing all the way from Canada, and he has an idea about a Hunt where Sam and Dean head off on what's supposed to be a quick and easy job, but it goes pear-shaped, and their kids RJ (aged 12) and Frankie (11) have to save the day, possibly with the aid of the gargoyles from Singer Salvage, Tiem and Zan.

Bunny Number Two has slightly more bloodthirsty tendencies, and wishes to open with some serious hurt!Sam and protective!Dean, in which Sam is badly wounded in a Hunt in Oregon, and bleeding out. With no way to get him back to the car, and desperate not to lose his brother, Dean resorts to desperate measures – it's the full moon, so he makes arrangements for Sam to get bitten by a werewolf. It saves his life, and Bobby assures them it can be reversed, since they have the co-operation of the wolf that turned him, but Sam must spend a lunar month as a werewolf. And Dean must spend a lunar month with a baby brother who's suddenly eating more red meat than he is, can drink him under the table, is exuding alpha-male pheromones wherever they go (and frankly getting more ass than a toilet seat), and is acting like an honorary adopted pup of the Jaeger clan.

So, sit back, watch their performances, and vote for a bunny, then send your inspirational thoughts in its direction, and we'll see if anything amusing transpires! Ommmmmmmmm!