So, I know I said I wasn't going to be updating much, or even writing… but today, STUPID school screwed up the revision timetable so I had the morning off when I was supposed to be revising chemistry…

… so I thought of this… I did go and revise chemistry when they shifted it to this afty, after my Spanish exam, so I have managed to do both! Multitasker here!

So enjoy…

The top twenty awkward moments in Morganville!

The awkward moment when…

20. … when Michael is thirsty and they're out of blood in the Glass House.

19. … Oliver's house is broken into and all his hippie clothes stolen so he has to walk around naked.

18. …when Richard doesn't shut up when Oliver tells him to (when Richard is talking about Ollypop loving Amelie) so they have to find a new mayor as the old one is dead.

17. … Eve realises she's pregnant.

16. … it becomes apparent Amelie dyes her hair to make it blonder.

15. … Shane is asked for i.d to buy the beer he loves the most.

14. … Amelie accidentally says something wrong in French, even though it's her native tongue.

13. … the vampire archives are broken into, so the humans begin to ask the vampires if they 'sparkle'.

12. … a news team goes into Morganville and wants to interview the residents in the middle of the day.

11. … Myrnin and Claire get into a debate about science and Claire wins.

10. … Common Grounds gets a makeover to end up being a shrine to Amelie from Oliver but Sam's still alive.

9. … someone writes books on Morganville just for all the facts to be wrong.

8. … 'This is War' by 30 Seconds To Mars begins to play just as they all stand with Amelie in Feast of Fools.

7. … Morganville's clothing store runs out of Amelie's clothes so she has to wear *shock horror* jeans

6. … Claire finds out she's pregnant and Shane runs a mile.

5. … a human baby is born a vampire.

4. … someone tries to give Myrnin a makeover and he snaps their neck to finish the redecoration of his lab: covered in human bodies.

3. … Amelie finally tells Sam she loves him, just for him to say, "Sorry, love, I've moved on!"

2. … Myrnin's silver gun, the one that is used to kill Bishop, doesn't work.

And the big one!

1. … Amelie and Oliver are really getting into it and Sam pops up, saying, "Yo, dudes, I'm back from the dead… holy shit, why are you kissing my girl?"

Hope you enjoyed!

Off for more revision now -.-

Vicky xx

P.S... I have had a request from someone to write all these awkward moments out - probs be about 500 words each, max, some less - what d'you think? Should I?