Title: Potato Chippy
Author: MiYuKi InAkAmOnO
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT! Lord knows I wouldn't be sitting here writing this crap if I did... CCS is totally and utterly not mine.
Catagory: Card Captor Sakura
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG-13
Summary: A new Clow Card for Sakura! Oh, Tomoya, you let lose on this outfit...
"..."
"Sakura-chan..."
"..."
"Sakura-chan..."
"..."
"SAKURA-CHAN!!!"
Sakura startled. "NANI?!"
"What are you staring at, Sakura-chan?" Tomoya was staring at Sakura, waiting for an answer.
Sakura gave her a blank look, then turned her head.
"Ooooh..."
"Yuki-san..." Sakura was back in her dream world. Ah, yes, her and Yukito... Just her and Yukito... No annoying big ugly monster/oniichan to bother them...
Tomoya reached into her bag, but found herself totally out of Pocky. Her and Sakura had gone out to the park for a picnic, and Sakura had eaten just about everything. Including Tomoya's Pocky. She sighed. "Sakura-chan, I'll be right back. I need to go get some more snacks. There's a store right over there, so I'll be right back."
"Hai..." was the reply.
Tomoya walked across the street and into the little corner store, a bell dinging.
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"Nani?" Tomoya turned. "I heard something, I know..."
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"See? There it is again!"
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"Buy the potato chips?" Tomoya shrugged. "Whatever you say, Big Booming Voice from the Heavens."
The Big Booming Voice from the Heavens slapped his head. "She'll learn to listen this time, I suppose..."
Tomoya, unsuspecting what was about to happen, bought a bag of potato chips...
"Here we are!" Tomoya sat the bag down. "Potato chips!"
"Ooh!" Sakura's attention turned away from Yukito a second. "Yay! Arigatou, Tomoya-chan!" Sakura poped open the bag and...
"BOOYAKA!! I AM......POOOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO CHIIIIIIIIIPYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
"Nani?" Tomoya and Sakura said at the same time.
Kero-chan suddenly appeared out of nowhere! (He can do that, you know) "This is a job for the Card Captor! Sakura, go for it!"
"MATTE!" Tomoya held up her hands. "I need my camera and you, Sakura-chan, need an outift!" A sweatdrop appeared next to Sakura's head.
"Oi, Tomoya-chan.."
Sakura's sweatdrop grew larger. "I am the color of ranch dip!" she whined.
"Hai! And no chip can resist dip!" Tomoya pointed her camera at the giant chip floting in the sky, then zoomed back in on Sakura. "You're looking so cute! Go catch that card, Card Captor!"
Sakura sighed as she help up her key/hammer thingy. "Clow Card, I... Forgot how it goes."
Kero-chan's eyes grew big. "NANI?! HOW COULD YOU?"
"I've been dubbed! That happens! My Japanese lingo is disappearing! Madi-I mean, oh, Kami, Tomoya! How does it go?"
"I don't remember."
"KUSO! All I can remember is the American deal!" She sighed. "I guess that will just have to do." She cleared her throat. "Clow Card! Return to your power confine!" She scrunched her face up. "Now, I know what I said before sounded way more sugoi than that...."
The Clow Card Potato Chipy began to scream as it was sucked into-
A POTATO CHIP BAG!!!
"Nani?" Tomoya stared through her video camera. "Wow... That's new."
"Kero-chan, give me a pen so I can sign this STUPID card-ur-BAG and go back to my Ju-ARG! I want to watch YUKITO! YUKITO, DAMMIT!!!"
"..."
"..."
Tomoya and Kero-chan stared.
"I'll be right back." Kero-chan fluttered away.
"I think I'll go with him..." Tomoya ran right behind him.
Dedicated to all of us who watched it sub-titled. YUKITO FOREVER!!!!! (\ /)
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Author: MiYuKi InAkAmOnO
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT! Lord knows I wouldn't be sitting here writing this crap if I did... CCS is totally and utterly not mine.
Catagory: Card Captor Sakura
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG-13
Summary: A new Clow Card for Sakura! Oh, Tomoya, you let lose on this outfit...
"..."
"Sakura-chan..."
"..."
"Sakura-chan..."
"..."
"SAKURA-CHAN!!!"
Sakura startled. "NANI?!"
"What are you staring at, Sakura-chan?" Tomoya was staring at Sakura, waiting for an answer.
Sakura gave her a blank look, then turned her head.
"Ooooh..."
"Yuki-san..." Sakura was back in her dream world. Ah, yes, her and Yukito... Just her and Yukito... No annoying big ugly monster/oniichan to bother them...
Tomoya reached into her bag, but found herself totally out of Pocky. Her and Sakura had gone out to the park for a picnic, and Sakura had eaten just about everything. Including Tomoya's Pocky. She sighed. "Sakura-chan, I'll be right back. I need to go get some more snacks. There's a store right over there, so I'll be right back."
"Hai..." was the reply.
Tomoya walked across the street and into the little corner store, a bell dinging.
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"Nani?" Tomoya turned. "I heard something, I know..."
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"See? There it is again!"
"Don't buy the potato chips..."
"Buy the potato chips?" Tomoya shrugged. "Whatever you say, Big Booming Voice from the Heavens."
The Big Booming Voice from the Heavens slapped his head. "She'll learn to listen this time, I suppose..."
Tomoya, unsuspecting what was about to happen, bought a bag of potato chips...
"Here we are!" Tomoya sat the bag down. "Potato chips!"
"Ooh!" Sakura's attention turned away from Yukito a second. "Yay! Arigatou, Tomoya-chan!" Sakura poped open the bag and...
"BOOYAKA!! I AM......POOOOOOOTAAAAAAATOOOOOOO CHIIIIIIIIIPYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
"Nani?" Tomoya and Sakura said at the same time.
Kero-chan suddenly appeared out of nowhere! (He can do that, you know) "This is a job for the Card Captor! Sakura, go for it!"
"MATTE!" Tomoya held up her hands. "I need my camera and you, Sakura-chan, need an outift!" A sweatdrop appeared next to Sakura's head.
"Oi, Tomoya-chan.."
Sakura's sweatdrop grew larger. "I am the color of ranch dip!" she whined.
"Hai! And no chip can resist dip!" Tomoya pointed her camera at the giant chip floting in the sky, then zoomed back in on Sakura. "You're looking so cute! Go catch that card, Card Captor!"
Sakura sighed as she help up her key/hammer thingy. "Clow Card, I... Forgot how it goes."
Kero-chan's eyes grew big. "NANI?! HOW COULD YOU?"
"I've been dubbed! That happens! My Japanese lingo is disappearing! Madi-I mean, oh, Kami, Tomoya! How does it go?"
"I don't remember."
"KUSO! All I can remember is the American deal!" She sighed. "I guess that will just have to do." She cleared her throat. "Clow Card! Return to your power confine!" She scrunched her face up. "Now, I know what I said before sounded way more sugoi than that...."
The Clow Card Potato Chipy began to scream as it was sucked into-
A POTATO CHIP BAG!!!
"Nani?" Tomoya stared through her video camera. "Wow... That's new."
"Kero-chan, give me a pen so I can sign this STUPID card-ur-BAG and go back to my Ju-ARG! I want to watch YUKITO! YUKITO, DAMMIT!!!"
"..."
"..."
Tomoya and Kero-chan stared.
"I'll be right back." Kero-chan fluttered away.
"I think I'll go with him..." Tomoya ran right behind him.
Dedicated to all of us who watched it sub-titled. YUKITO FOREVER!!!!! (\ /)
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