Okay, this is my first Pirates of the Caribbean fic and my 25th fic overall, so I do expect some reviews. This is kind of a sibling fic to my very popular You Know You're Obsessed With Avatar When story, so I hope you like it. Reviews are nice.
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Boats make chills run down your spine.
You own an Aztec gold medallion bought in Disney World.
You wear it every single day, regardless of whether it matches your clothing.
You saw The Dead Man's Chest at midnight.
And the next morning.
And the next night.
In fact, you more or less lived in the movie theater, only going home to change clothes and shower.
Even that wasn't voluntary. Pirates don't shower.
When your family went to Disney World, you were either a) On the Pirates of the Caribbean ride b) In line for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride or c) In the Pirates of the Caribbean gift shop, buying as much stuff as you could stuff into your suitcase.
You have perfected several styles of British accents, including ones for nobility, common people, and pirates.
When you leave your three year old cousin at the beach because he "fell behind", you do not understand why everyone gets so angry.
You later find out that not everyone follows the Pirate's Code.
When your teacher gets angry at you for drawing an elaborate sea battle on your math worksheet instead of doing your homework, you attempt to call a parley.
You greet friends and acquaintances by saying," Arrrrrrrrrhh."
You randomly spout movie quotes at random people.
When you are asked to write an essay describing what you want to do with your future, you simply write," Basically, pillage and plunder my weasly black guts out."
That was your finest moment ever.
Your family has agreed to put the aforementioned line in your obituary as your quote, but change it to," Basically,she/he pillaged and plundered her/his weasly black guts out."
Actually, I want my obituary to say," I told you I was sick.", or maybe," I guess that bear was just sleeping."