"I just realized something!" said Apollo happily. The gods and goddesses where having a council meeting but they were having a break waiting for Dionysus to get out of the bathroom.
"Oh? What did you realize? That it's really not nice to make one rhyme everything they say?" asked Artemis is twin sister.
"No," contradicted Apollo, "I just realized that Hephaestus is a midwife!"
All the gods where stunned.
"… How do you mean?" asked Aphrodite.
"You Athena's birth? Dad was having a headache so Hephaestus chopped dad's head open and out sprang Athena. That is how Hephaestus became a midwife!" Everyone was again silent but then Apollo thought of something else.
"Is… is that not supposed to be one of my jobs? I'm the god of doctors so being a midwife should be my job! Hephaestus, you crossed a boundary line! Tomorrow I'm coming and using your forges!"
Hephaestus sputtered, "You're not going to touch my forges as long as I'm alive!"
"You crossed the boundary line! It's only fair!" yelled Apollo.
"What's only fair?" asked Dionysus walked in sitting on his thrown.
"Hephaestus stool my job!"
"You weren't even born yet!"
"You should have let dad have his headache so that I could fix it!"
"He was complaining! I hate complaining gods! I had to fix it!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Would you two just shut up?" yelled Zuse.
Apollo and Hephaestus glared at each other but kept quiet. Then Apollo just had to have another thought.
"Hey dad, you gave birth. You did a woman's job."
Just something random that I thought of.
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