A/N: I own nothing but the OCs. It may be a cliche plotline, but I had this dream and I wanted to write it soooo bad! I hope you like it, I love taking criticizms and praise alike- please review! Thanks!

Also, I'd like to just note that anything in italics is inner thoughts, and all foreign stuff may be innacurate, but I'm using an online translator, haha. The English translation is written in parenthesis right after the stated words. I also took a few liberties with the happenings and events in the story, but it is not at all completely warped, I promise!

So, without further ado,

Once upon a time in Nazi occupied France...

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"This place is crawling with Krauts, c'mon, leutenant, let's get some action!" Donny Donowitz said restlessly, breaking the silence of the dark Parisian street.

"Shut up, someone'll hear you!" a short, pleasant man by the name of Smithson Utivich replied to him in a hushed tone.

"Hey, was I talkin' to you? They're all in the bars, they won't hear us! Besides, even if they do, well, more fun for us." he grinned darkly, fingering the rifle across his back.

"This place has an echo, idiot."

"You wanna say that again!" he yelled, now nose to nose with the shorter man.

"Both y'all, shuddup! We ain't here to cause no trouble, we're scoping out the place, gettin' some supplies, and then it's back to base."

"Yes, Lieutenant." they both murmured. The Basterds continiued their patrol in silence, and eventually found a small market to get food, and soon it was back to their truck again.

"Did you hear that?" Wilhelm Wicki stopped dead in his tracks. A scream that seemed to echo from all sides came from somewhere near them. It was a high-pitched scream of terror that sounded like it came from a woman. The other men stopped to listen too- after a few seconds it was gone. They could hear faint grunts coming from that direction as well.

"Should- should we go check it out?" the youngest asked- Gerold Hirschberg.

After a short pause of consideration, Lt. Raine replied, "Yeah, why not. Men- be ready." They made their way over none too slowly to the source of the sound when-

"Soldaten! Hilfe! Hilfe!" (Soldiers! Help! Help!)

The scream came from a man this time, and the man called Wicki said, "It's a German soldier calling for help." At this they moved a bit faster now, eager to find the source of the interesting commotion.

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The young woman stood over the bloody man, panting and covered in his blood, her dress torn.

"Sie Naziarschloche können nicht es in gerade Ihren Hosen halten, kann Sie? Sie schweine sind aller selbe. " she ghasped, spitting on the dead man. (You Nazi assholes just can't keep it in your pants, can you? You pigs are all the same.) Yet she was still afraid- she didn't know if she could take any more of them on. Yet when she looked up... she was standing face to face with nine German soldiers, all heavily armed with machine guns. The one in the front nodded to two others and said something- she was so heavily clouded by her panic that she couldn't tell anything. Two of the men walked up to her but before they could do anything, she blindly swung her arms- one at each man- then took off running. She just needed to get somewhere safe. The woman turned into an alley way to catch her breath and get back into her senses.

Heavy footsteps.

Another band of man came running, yelling things at her, some gesturing twoards the body she left behind her. They began to raise their guns.

Shit. she thought. I can't take on a fucking platoon of them...

The sound of gunfire errupted, and she instinctevly covered herself, but when she looked up, the platoon was lying dead and the men from before approached her.

"Now will ya damn well listen?" one said- but she ran again, pushing past them. Ran past fleeting buildings and houses- running to get somewhere safe.

The edge of the town.

There was a large jeep sitting there, seemingly empty. She climbed into it, thinking just to sit in the cover of darkness and regain herself for a moment- recuperate from the day's recent events...

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Thanks for reading guys! Sorry if it's a bit confusing/slow/short, but it gets better- I've got everything layed out :) Reviews would be great, and thanks again! Hope you liked it!