I think you know where I've been, isn't it? Yeap, saw the movies, read the books, and then I decided o try some fanficiton of the Lord of The Rings; I found great fanfics, but I also found something that keep repeating over and over, and hell, even I can understand Tolkien said they had a language of their own!

/English/

'Sindarin or Quenya'

"Westron"

Thoughts

Hello~o! there's Westron remember!?

a.k.a. what would really happen if someone landed on middle earth

Elrond was utterly confused. His day had started quite nice though, well as nice as it was possible this times. He tended to the poor little guy –Frodo, isn't' it? – had a nice breakfast, went to the tailors for some measurements for his new wardrobe, and lately, walked along with his beloved Arwen, who had recently arrived from Lothlorien.

But this was the thing he lest expected.

Actually the thing he least expected was for Sauron to yield and claim his love for daisies; his second least expected thing was for Galadriel to give away her ring and dye her hair red; Thranduil giving all his treasures to the poor was…well… that wasn't even in the list.

Neither this.

And here we should add people tend to write tons of small phrases and believe they are paragraphs.

Odd.

It all happened when he was walking with Erestor, both were discussing the recent events and were trying to discuss how to solve them, when a thunderous sound was heard. It may have sound like a simple thunder for most of us, but they were elves, and with their hipper sensitive ears, both were yelping in the ground in seconds.

It wasn't a very wise move when the roof shattered and pieces of it came crushing them, I bet Elrond  praised himself for choosing wood for his realm instead of stone as the King of Mirkwood had… hahaha…I cant' wait to see that thing collapsing with the dude inside! Thought Elrond while the shock was still sinking.

'Elbereth!' Elrond heard Erestor cried, and instantly leapt to his feet.

/shit!/

*groan*

/man…this sure hurts…/

/I'll never drink I promise… no. not really… I think I saw a bottle next room…/ two figures laid sprawled over the pieces of roof, two were currently groaning and talking in an intelligible language, not even Elrond could understand what were they saying. Erestor made a choking nose when he eyed one of the creatures carefully and both beings, aware that somebody else was in the room stood, if a little too clumsy.

Elrond tried to address the two…the two…what were they!?

Elrond is not stupid, he could define a male form a female, but this two didn't look like all the females he had met.

One of them was wearing pants, they looked sort of rough and reminded Elrond of some raspy clothes Aragorn liked to wear, the chest was covered by a shirt with small sleeves that barely covered her shoulders! she had some weird boots and her hair was tied together behind her head. She wasn't very tall, a bit taller than a dwarf, if not the same, and she was currently blinking at him and if he was something out of this planet.

If the first girl was odd enough, Elrond had to hold back a shriek when he saw the other one! Her legs were bare! You could see her legs from the place where to boots ended to…*gasp* almost the top of the thigh! That thing she was wearying couldn't be called a  legging!

At least she's wearing something on top….thought Elrond… this time the shirt's sleeves were covering to the elbow and the hair was somewhat loosened, but it was short… almost as short as human males…

/You know… had I have know drinking while watching the LotR caused this, I'd have done it sooner…/ said the taller.

/wonder if it works with Pirates of the Caribbean too…/

/or 'finding nemo'…/

/true…/

/hello Elrond!/

Elrond could only understand his name and had no idea why these … ok, ok, let's call them ladies, shall we Elrond?— he said to himself—  …two ladies knew his name.

Lucky Erestor came out of his shock and promptly took off his cloak and gave it to the girl with the naked legs to cover herself.

/cool! Just like Hawaii!/ she said.

/I want one too! I want one too! Hey! El-boy! What about mine?/  said the smaller one. The smaller one was looking at him expectantly, and he couldn't utter diplomatic words, "Who… who are you?" asked Elrond in westron thinking they may not understand elfic.

/What did he said?/

/er…welcome to middle earth?/

TBC *shudders*