I do not own Naruto or any other characters.

It was a warm sunny day in Konohagakure, it was nice and peaceful with kids playing at the parke the birds chirpping the uchiha crying... whoa wait that shouldnt be there but thats where our story starts. In the Uchiha mansion stood a six year old Sasuke Uchiha crying his eyes out, across the room was Itatchi Uchiha laughing his ass off, and on the ground lay their parents...dead from Itatchis blade. After a short while Itatchi said "Hate me all you want Sasuke just dont go down the path of revenge, it will lead you to the wrong people, fight for your precios people sasuke and when your strong enough ill find you brother." Then Itatchi dissapeared just as the ANBU started to show up.
That was a year ago and Sasuke had a year to make a decision, and it was now time to show it off. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like... well thats none of your buisness, my hobbies are training and sleeping, my dream is to make a lot of friends, i hate my brother Itatchi." said Sasuke to Umino Iruka. Iruka just nodded and said very good sasuke blondie it's your turn." Irukas voice had so much malice and hate in it the it scared the entire class, but the blonde boy just shrugged it off.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki I enjoy playing pranks, eating ramen, training, and making new friends-" he was cut off but Irukas laghing wich immediatly stopped when a bucket of water was dropped on him. When he looked up he saw none other than Naruto Uzumaki who just smirked and said "that wasnt very nice Iruka-sensei" at this everyone laughed. Iruka said "go back to your seat Uzumaki and finish your introduction." Naruto nodded and as soon as he got to his seat he said "as I was saying my hobbies are training making up new ramen recipes at Ichirakus ramen shop, and making new jutsus so far I have twenty-five, my dislikes are stuck up snobs who judge people with getting to know them first... but dont worry sensei i'm used to it, and my dream is to become hokage so that everyone will stop disrespecting and look up to me."

Iruka lifted an eyebrow at his last comment but then said "Ok everyone its lunch time so go home and get your parents for some parent child training, dismissed." Everyone except Naruto and Sasuke left, and when Naruto notticed that he wasn't alone he said "hey Sasuke shouldn't you be getting your parents." Sasuke saddend at this part but said in return "no their dead", he then quickly asked "what about you Naruto?" Naruto saddend as well but then cheered up again and said "well actually Ive never met my parent the hokage said that their dead though."

After lunch when Iruka got back he said "all right when I call you last name come up with your parent and do a tag team jutsu, hmn first up is Uchiha." Both Sasuke and Naruto stood up and walked to the front and Iruka yelled "NARUTO I SAID UCHIHA NOT UZUMAKI GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT." Sasuke smirked and calmly said "Since neither me nor Naruto have parents we are going to work together." Iruka nodded and Naruto smirked and said "ready", Sasuke said "set" and together they yelled "GO" and started a chain of handseals. after ten seconds they both yelled "KAITON KASAI BUNSHIN NO JUTSU (1)" then they each spit out a giant fire ball which clashed into each other and formed into thirty Narutos and thirty Sasukes.

Everyone looked on in awe until finally Iruka said "Sasuke you should not have taught Naruto such a jutsu." Sasuke smirked and said "actualy Iruka Naruto taught it to me." This caught everyone off gaurd and all the girls squeeled as Naruto and Sasuke fist pounded. Sasuke said "well it looks like youve got a fan club now", Naruto said very sarcastically "great less training more runningfor my life" they both laughed as Iruka dismissed them both.

"So now what, hmn training or food." Sasuke asked himself but Naruto heard and said "come on man time for some lunch" and then dragged hime to Ichirakus ramen shop. After an hour of eating Sasuke said "Naruto you need new clothes those orange rages just won't do." So they went cloth shopping for Naruto.

The next day Naruto walked in wearing a blood red t-shirt with the kyuubi on the back and the Uzumaki clan symbol on the front, his pants were black with the word Uzumaki writen on it in white. Everybody was just completely dumbstruck. Naruto asked "What do I really look that good?" All the girls in the room just squeeled and nodded then Sasuke came in wearing the same thing only in the front of the shirt it had the Uchiha clan symbol on it and his pants said Uchiha in yellow.

Just then Iruka walked in and said "take your seats please so that we may start our lesson." Everyone sat down in their seats except Sasuke and Naruto who started laughing as soon as Iruka sat down. When Iruka tried to stand up to yell at them he found that he was stuck to the chair and that the chair was stuck to the ground so he yelled the first name that came to mind "NARUTOOOOOOOO." Naruto stopped laughing and said hey I had some help from Sasuke too you know."

Iruka just looked dumb founded and said "very well sit down we have a long lesson ahead of us." Just then the ceiling caved in and ssix shinobi jumped in and knocked Iruka out. Then the leader said "good now we have some hostages." Naruto and Sasuke, who were still standing, threw a side glance at each other and then sighed. Naruto finally said "I don't think your looking in the right place dickweed", Sasuke smirked and said "Naruto I'm ready as soon as you are."

Naruto smirked, started making hand seals and charged ant the offending shinobi, and Sasuke followed suit. "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU" shouted Naruto. Sasuke's eyes widened but he then sent thirty kunai and shuriken flying at the offending shinobi effectivly killing three off them. Naruto and all of his clones each pulled out a kunai and killed off the last three.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter the next one will be a lot longer I promise.

1: Fire style: Fire Clone technique