hey look it's a pineapple!!
heheheh no i just kid. anyhoo, jthm fanfic.still don't own it *can't find
jhonen on ebay, goddamn it all!!* and all that loveliness. enjoy yourselves
with this. *a/n: although i did make a few references, nny is NOT abducted
by the aliens from invader zim. sorry for the disappointment. *
chapter 1:so now it's time to make a choice johnny awoke with a start, his head was throbbing and everything around him was dark and quiet. goddamn it, he thought, i knew there was a reason why i hate to sleep. "hey, he's awake." the alien form above him poked his arm. "owies." nny tried to sit up, but soon discovered he had no control over his limbs. "don't bother, earthling. you have had a full cavity and cranial scan and the effects have not yet worn off. tallest one *a/n:hehehe invader zim reference* wishes to interrogate you himself." "so wait."nny was still a little fuzzy from the cranial.whatever. "i've been abducted by aliens?" "oh-yes." the strange figure nodded. suddenly a bright white light from above nearly blinded him. he heard the electronic hiss of what he assumed was a door, and soon another figure took up residence in the blur over nny. "greetings, johnny c." the voice sounded slightly evil, like the villain of a bad horror movie. "i wish i could say it was a pleasure to meet you. however, you are the cause of a horrific war between my people and the zoltan." "really." nny squinted against the light and his left hand started twitching. "really really." the alien, who seemed to be the leader, continued. "i understand that you are the artist behind the monstrosity that is 'happy noodle boy'?" "i don't like to think of it as a monstrosity." nny whispered softly. "well, the words 'shiny rectal tick' had deeply offended the leader of the zoltanic people. somehow, the message got traced back to the exact location where we were orbiting the planet. now, johnny c., it is time you make a choice." "what are my options?" nny swallowed and wished he had one of his knives or a least a bloody can opener. "you can either become a test subject in our research of this planet or.zentei un mei." "zen-tie oon may?" nny asked. his right arm was racked with spasms. "it is a mental punishment, the harshest possible. it is the most horrifying thing any of us could come up with." "what is it?" "that all depends on who you are. you see, we search your brain for the most agonizing punishment we possibly can." "ummm.how long do i have to decide?" "10 seconds." "the zentie thingy." "very well." the creature helped nny rise from the bed and set him in a chair in front of an evil-looking device. he slammed nny's head into a pane of glass. the most excruciating thing he had experience, up until that point had been nothing to this. he felt like his eyes were on fire-his nose hairs were scorched-his entire brain seemed to have given up on individual nerves and agonize his whole body in spasm of pain and anguish. then, as surprisingly as it had started, it ended. nny's head was pounding. silence. and then--
chapter 1:so now it's time to make a choice johnny awoke with a start, his head was throbbing and everything around him was dark and quiet. goddamn it, he thought, i knew there was a reason why i hate to sleep. "hey, he's awake." the alien form above him poked his arm. "owies." nny tried to sit up, but soon discovered he had no control over his limbs. "don't bother, earthling. you have had a full cavity and cranial scan and the effects have not yet worn off. tallest one *a/n:hehehe invader zim reference* wishes to interrogate you himself." "so wait."nny was still a little fuzzy from the cranial.whatever. "i've been abducted by aliens?" "oh-yes." the strange figure nodded. suddenly a bright white light from above nearly blinded him. he heard the electronic hiss of what he assumed was a door, and soon another figure took up residence in the blur over nny. "greetings, johnny c." the voice sounded slightly evil, like the villain of a bad horror movie. "i wish i could say it was a pleasure to meet you. however, you are the cause of a horrific war between my people and the zoltan." "really." nny squinted against the light and his left hand started twitching. "really really." the alien, who seemed to be the leader, continued. "i understand that you are the artist behind the monstrosity that is 'happy noodle boy'?" "i don't like to think of it as a monstrosity." nny whispered softly. "well, the words 'shiny rectal tick' had deeply offended the leader of the zoltanic people. somehow, the message got traced back to the exact location where we were orbiting the planet. now, johnny c., it is time you make a choice." "what are my options?" nny swallowed and wished he had one of his knives or a least a bloody can opener. "you can either become a test subject in our research of this planet or.zentei un mei." "zen-tie oon may?" nny asked. his right arm was racked with spasms. "it is a mental punishment, the harshest possible. it is the most horrifying thing any of us could come up with." "what is it?" "that all depends on who you are. you see, we search your brain for the most agonizing punishment we possibly can." "ummm.how long do i have to decide?" "10 seconds." "the zentie thingy." "very well." the creature helped nny rise from the bed and set him in a chair in front of an evil-looking device. he slammed nny's head into a pane of glass. the most excruciating thing he had experience, up until that point had been nothing to this. he felt like his eyes were on fire-his nose hairs were scorched-his entire brain seemed to have given up on individual nerves and agonize his whole body in spasm of pain and anguish. then, as surprisingly as it had started, it ended. nny's head was pounding. silence. and then--