I own Sabreil Norrie, Eve Riddle, and Faith Dumbledor!

I know this seems like a crappy chappy but it will gets better as I go I promises!!

Warning this will latter in clued slash, incest, fem slash, and regular pairing.

Me: Sevviepoo well you say the disclaimer for me?!

Snape: "Yes love" clears throat "She doesn't own us, we belong to J. K. R, she is just barrowing us!"

Harry Potter and the Mysterious D.A.D.A Professor

Chapter 1 Train Ride

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were on the Hogwarts Express, heading to school for their 6th year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"So, who do you think the new DADA professor is?" Harry asked, while looking at his newest wizard card.

" Donno. But I hope it's not another one like Umbridge!" Ron expressed in between yones of boredom.

" Well who ever it is, I hope he or she actually teaches us something! Like Professor Lupin did." Hermione said looking rather annoyed.

" What's wrong with you? You look annoyed?" Harry questioned.

" Oh it's nothing that matters. Its jest me…Ugh I wish you guys were girls!" Hermione muttered to her self.

Harry and Ron exchanged looks of concern for their best friend, jest as Ginny walks in.

" What's wr…?" Ginny started to say, but was cut off by Hermione's glare of pleading eyes.

Ron noticed this and grabs Harry's arm, and pulls him out of compartment door.

" Ok, what's wrong?" Ginny asked.

" For one thing, I'm on my period, plus my parents are fighting!" Hermione moaned.

" Why are your parents fighting? Are they separating?" Ginny asked.

" No they're not separating. They're jest fighting because of me. It's rather nerve racking, I don't know how other kids deal with their parents fighting all the time, and I know I wouldn't be able to handle it." Hermione stated.

" What's their fighting got to do with you? I dout that it's your fault." Ginny asked.

" Lots and yes it is my fault. I'll tell you what happened:

August 25/

Mr. and Miss. Granger were in the living room. Hermione enters the room nervously.

" Mom, Dad do you have a moment?" Hermione asked her parents.

" Shore honey we always have a moment to talk to you." They answered.

Hermione swallows hard " How old do I have to be to be able to get really serious with a boy and can I have one now?".

" Mom and I will have to talk about it, ok. We'll get back to with our decision," answered Dad.

Hermione left the room when, her parents started to argue over the subject. Her parent kept fighting even till the day she left.

And their still fighting!" Hermione cried.

" Whoa. Why would you ask them a question like that?" Ginny asked.

" Can you keep a secret?" Hermione asked. Ginny nods and crosses her hart that she can.

" Well I like Ron, your brother!" Hermione stated.

" So, he likes you to, you two are best friends." Ginny said.

" No, I mean like as in I might be falling in love with him, no he doesn't know yet, and I don't want him to know until I get an answer from my parents." Hermione sighed.

" Oh my gosh! You like my brother! It's cool with me. Are you feeling better?" Ginny inquired.

" Yes now that I've talked to you." Hermione said while smiling.

Mean wail out in the hallway a few compartments down.

Harry stops Ron from pulling him, "What the hell is going on? And why did you pull me out? Hermione was obviously upset about something?!" asked Harry, with an confused look on his face

"Harry, you don't have a sister, and judging by the look on your face, you didn't recognize the look of 'I desperately need to talk to a female right now!!' look, Hermione had on her face when Ginny walked in." stated Ron proudly.

"How do you know the look Hermione had?! Wouldn't she be needing us right now?!" asked Harry.

"Look if it was something important, Ginny would've got us by now. Besides it'll take sometime to explain the 'Look'. First of all, what do you know about Women, their bodies, and emotions?" inquired Ron.

"Well, I know women have periods and their emotions go haywire…Oh! You think it's got to do with her period, then we'd best wonder a bit" answered Harry.

"Yes I do and yes we'd better" stated Ron as they both started walking.

A/N: Well what do you think? I'm already working on the next chapter which will be longer than this one I promise!!