AN: Note that this is likely to be my shortest fic ever. Also, this is not Creek. If anything, it's Twenny followed by Crenny, but even that... eh. You'll see. I leave who he ends up with, if anyone, open.
Song is "Last to Know" by Three Days Grace. Tweek(I)/Craig(you)/Kenny(she).
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or "Last to Know". Is that not what the concept of fanfiction implies.
She just walked away
Why didn't she tell me?
And where do I go tonight?
This isn't happening to me!
This can't be happening to me!
She didn't say a word
Just walked away
You were the first to say
That we were not okay
You were the first to lie
When we were not alright
This was my first love
She was the first to go
And when she left me for you
I was the last to know
Why didn't she tell me
Where to go tonight?
She didn't say a word
She just walked away
I'll be the first to say
That now I'm okay
And for the first time
I've opened up my eyes
This was my worst love
You'll be the first to go
And when she leaves you for dead
You'll be the last to know
Dear Craig,
You know, he didn't even say anything. Not one word. We were at the bar, and he just got up, and walked away. Why? I still don't get it. God, this can't be happening to me! Why would he do that? He didn't even tell me where I was supposed to go tonight. When he left me.
But you already knew that. Or rather, you knew that he left me, and you think you know why, even if I don't understand it myself.
I remember when we first got together; you told me it would never last. That Kenny and I... that our relationship was not as okay as it seemed. I didn't believe you then. Why would I? I was in love for the first time! I was on top of the world, and couldn't see anything else.
Then the cracks began to show. And again you were right there. The first to reassure me. The first to tell me we would be alright, we'd get through it. The first to lie. GodDAMNIT why didn't I see it then? But again, I was in love, so I believed you. Because I wanted to, but also because I thought I could. I thought I could trust you, Craig; I thought you were my best friend.
I guess that's why, when he left me for you, I was the last to know. You have no idea the pain that caused me tonight. I was lost.
But you - huew uutat - know what? Arg! I can't even write straight, I'm so upset! No. That's not right. I'm not upset. Not anymore. I'm still shaking, but my mind is calm now. So you know what? That's all okay because - and I will be the first to assure you - I'm okay now. He broke my heart, and it hurt, sure. But now I can see Kenny for what he truly is. And I'm stronger for it.
So I'm writing to tell you that you've lost a friend tonight. You'll be the first true friend I've had to lose. The first to go. But I've found out who really cares about me tonight. I'll be staying with them. Don't try to find me. Don't call me. I never want to hear from you again, Craig. Especially when Kenny does the same to you. I know he will. It's how he is. And I know you won't believe me. It's how you are. But he will. And you'll have pushed this out of your mind, claiming I must be crazy or some shit.
So when he leaves you for dead, you'll be the last to know.
Love,
Tweek