Time for Tadase…MWAHAHAHAHA!
"20 Ways To Tick Off Tadase"
1. Pay Yoru to slip catnip into his back pocket.
2. Stick a paper that says "I'm gay" to his back.
3. Send him a photo-shopped picture of Amu and Ikuto kissing.
4. Paint his room a bright pink and stick cat posters all over the place.
5. Get him a stuffed cat that says "Tadase is a moron!"
6. Adopt a dog and name it after him, then tell him you gave it back to the shelter because it was annoying, like him.
7. Shave his head in his sleep.
8. Tell Kiseki you have the embryo, then give him a rotten egg to give to Tadase.
9. Make a song dedication to him on the radio that calls him a jerk, gay, anything that insults or questions his masculinity. My choice: Barbiegirl.
10. Take his scepter when he character transforms and whack him in the head with it.
11. Have Ran character transform with him. (Tadase in a pink cheerleader outfit: definitely shows his "preference.")
12. Photoshop a picture of him kissing a guy, make hundreds of copies, and post them all over the school.
13. Tell him that Amu has a thing for punks. Watch as he changes his image to impress her, but ends up scaring her instead.
14. Put a sign that says "Tadase: King of the morons" on the back of his Guardian chair.
15. Get him drunk and force him into a skirt.
16. Take a picture and post it on MySpace.
17. Say that cats are better than dogs.
18. Dump a bucket of paint on him during an assembly.
19. Plant a stink bomb in his locker and run for it.
20. Show him this list after you have security guards in place.
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Dragonlover71491: This took some serious thinking.
Tadase: (Character change) How dare you insult me! I am your king! (Pulls out scepter.)
Dragonlover71491: Oh boy…security! Read and review! Ouch! Stop hitting me! Ow!