Indestructible Neck

The only chapter

I was fighting for my life, can you believe it. Me, a Sangeheili, fighting for my life. Against a few tall men in armor. However I am surprised by their strength.

As the sangheili was fighting the marines, one caught his arm and pulled him to the ground. The sangheili yelled in rage, "I, Zemekee, will not die by you pitiful humans". Then one of the marines pulled out an axe from a pack on the floor. Zemekee eyed the axe in terror.

The marine came over and aimed it at the sangheili's neck. Zemekee grinned when he saw where the man was aiming. The marine then swung the axe down, then looked away before it hit, as did all the other marines. While the marines were waiting for the splat that was to come from Zemekee's neck, Zemekee was still grinning. Instead of the inevitable splat, they heard the sound of metal smashing into asphalt. When they looked to see, the axe had gone through the sangheili's neck, but did nothing but phase through it.

Zemekee took his chance and sprung up while they were gasping at what had just happened. One of the marines finally broke out of his amazement and said, "How did he not die?". Zemekee grinned and said, "You cannot do anything to a sangheili's neck, everything phases through it. "How is that possible?", said one of the marines. "I mean, wouldn't your head just fall off of it then?". "Well according to Halo 3 Multiplayer, everything goes through a sangheili's neck". Zemekee then proceeded to kill all of the marines.

The End

Well, how did you like it? And yes, it is true that gunshots/grenades will go straight through an elite's neck without hurting the elite. And then the shot can still hurt someone after it goes through the neck. So, please review and no flames. Bye.