Hi! Welcome to Suzaku and Lelouch's Adventures! In each chapter you'll get to see the conversations Suzaku and Lelouch have when they have their own little adventures in life. When in the world would some of this stuff happen in CG? I don't know, let your imaginative mind make up your own explanation, I think it's more fun that way XD
Now I present, the first chapter!
S: I'm entering the store. No signs of suspicious activity. Proceeding with caution.
L: Suzaku what the hell are you doing?
S: Sh! Don't speak so loudly! They'll hear you!
L: Who's 'they'?
S: *points to security camera*
L: ...
S: Understand?
L: No, not at all.
S: Figures.
L: Hey!
S: Hurry, let's get away from this area. I don't need beer anyway.
L: Aw, but I was hoping later tonight we coul-
S: No Lelouch! Drinking under the age of 21 is illegal!
L: ...Fine...(Mental note: Change drinking age once I defeat Britannia.)
S: Now, I need to find the vegetables...
L: What? Why the hell would you go looking for that crap?
S: Crap? Lelouch, vegetables are a vital part of the daily food pyramid. Didn't you pay attention in health class?
L: No, I was probably thinking of strategic battle strategies to take over the Britanian Army.
S: WHAT?
L: I love vegetables!
S: Good! Let's go get some!
L: Okay! (Thank God he's an idiot.)
S: Hmm. I can't seem to make up my mind.
L: What's up?
S: Do I get five pounds of spinach, or six? Or maybe seven?
L: Geez how much green stuff do you need?
S: I eat at least a pound a day.
L: And why do you eat that disgusting stuff?
S: I need to stay in the best physical state 24/7!
L: Yay.
S: So, is seven pounds okay?
L: Do I look like a care?
S: Nope.
L: Glad we understand my position.
S: Now, I need to find tomatoes..
L: And I'll be right back.
S: Okay.
...
L: Whtsup
S: Lelouch!
L: Yah?
S: What are you eating?
L: Gee don frea ou.
S: Would you please swallow for God's sake?
L: Ah, well since you said God, no. Ha just kidding. Uh, what was your question again?
S: I asked, what the hell are you eating?
L: Potato chips, stupid. Can't you tell?
S: So many calories so many calories so many calories SO MANY CALORIES!
L: Woah, calm do-
S: So much fat so much fat so much fat SO MUCH FAT!
L: Suzaku would you ju-
S: Cholesterol cholesterol cholesterol CHOLESTEROL!
L: I just give up on y-
S: Carbs carbs carbs CARBS!
L: SUZAKU!
S: Yes?
L: Stop freaking out!
S: But, you're...you're...
L: I'm?
S: Eating potato chips!
...
L: And?
S: Do you know how unhealthy chips are?
L: ...But the label says 50% less trans fat than the leading brand...
S: It does?
L: *scribble scribble scribble* It does now!
S: You wrote that on the bag just now.
L: Nooo...
S: *sigh* You know Lelouch, if you keep eating so much junk food its gonna bite you in the ass when you're older. You'll have high cholesterol, possibly diabetes, and not to mention a whole ton of fa-
L: Yeah I'm gonna go find the candy aisle.
S: Lelouch!
L: Yeah?
S: Did you not just listen to what I said?
L: Yes...no? Wait, what?
S: See! The fat is seeping into your brain cells and making you talk nonsense! Nonsense I tell you!
L: Oi, would you shut up and go get some carrots or something?
S: Already did.
L: Oh well what about broccoli?
S: In the cart.
L: Tomatoes?
S: Got it.
L: Green beans?
S: Yup.
L: ...Cauliflower?
S: Hai.
L: I HATE CAULIFLOWER.
S: Hey stop yelling! You're embarrassing me.
L: You think I'M embarrassing? You just spent the past five minutes lecturing me about not eating junk food!
S: Soo? It was for a good chance for an intervention!
L: What? I don't need an intervention, dammit! Ugh, you piss me off!
S: I could say the same! How dare you not like vegetables!
L: Oh yeah, cuz everyone just LOVES vegetables. Please.
S: Of course they do! Right?
Radom shoppers: ...Uuuhhh...
L: See? Now shut up and eat this.
S: MMHHHMM!
L: Heh.
S: Pffh! HOW COULD YOU?
L: Lelouch 1. Suzaku 0.
S: Not funny Lelouch! Don't you ever make me eat potato chips again!
L: Even if I told you Euphemia loves potato chips and all junk food known to man?
S: ...
L: It's true, ask her yourself.
S: ...My heart is torn now.
L: It's okay. I feel your pain. (Kallen or C.C.? Red or Green? Sushi or Pizza?)
S: What should I do?
L: Looks like you'll have to pick. Vegetables or Euphemia?
S: Umm...
L: Well actually it doesn't matter cuz in episode 22 Euphemia dies.
S: WHAT?
L: Huh? Did you say you wanted celery?
S: No, but could you get me some?
L: Sure.
...
L: So, did you make up your mind yet?
S: Yes I have.
L: And?
S: I choose both.
L: Heh? (No! My plan is ruined!) *crumbles up paper with "First Date with Suzaku" itinerary*
S: I'd never give up Euphemia for vegetables, and just because she eats junk food doesn't mean she's unhealthy and doesn't eat a balanced diet.
L: So why the hell did you freak out when I came over eating a bag of chips?
S: Oh come on Lelouch. You and I both know that really is all you eat.
L: ...Lies...
S: Nice try buddy but it's not gonna work on me.
L: Shit.
S: Some girl at school told me you eat a lot of pizza too.
L: What? What did she look like?
S: She had really green hair.
L: Damn! That witch...
S: Did you just call her a witch?
L: No I said a bitch.
S: Oh okay...but you know, she did look like that girl we found in the stolen Britannian truck a while ago...
L: (Crap! Not good! Why does he choose now of all times to be intelligent?)
S: And she looked exactly like h-
L: Hey! Suzaku! Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home?
S: What?
L: I'm gonna take a chip...a whole lot of chips...AND EAT THEM!
S: NOOO!
L: I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write people's names down with my left!
S: NO! Wait, huh?
L: I WILL BECOME THE GOD OF A NEW WORLD!
S: Okay, Lelouch I think the fat has gotten to y-
L: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
S: Are you okay?
L: WANT SOME APPLES?
S: Sure!