Star Wars and Crumb Sandwiches
Written by Andy, put online by Bermuda
Disclaimer: Anchor Bay's new motto: Don't think…. It's too hard. This is what we do in school. I own everything. Now where's my piece of string?
Summary: Satine, Marie, Nini, Green Fairy, Toulouse, Zidler, and Christian's trip to the movies*
*and other various places
Act 1
Scene 1
(our heroes, and our new heroes, are at the movies seeing Star Wars Ep II)
Zidler: This is going to be the best Lord of the Rings movie ever!
Toulouse: Zidler, we're not seeing Lord of the Rings.
Zidler: Huh??
Christian: This is Star Wars.
Zidler: You said we were seeing Lord of the Rings!
Nini: We never said that!
Green Fairy: The new Lord of the Rings movie isn't even out yet.
Zidler: But- but- but- AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Zidler runs out of the theater crying)
Christian: Crazy Zidler.
Satine: Aliens!!!
(She hides under the chair)
Marie: What aliens?
Satine: Them! (She points to AB teachers Mr. Pagel, Mrs. Nutter, and the inquisitive lunch lady, who have just walked in.) I have reason to believe all of them are aliens. They mustn't see me!
Nini: Hi Mr. Pagel! Hi Mrs. Nutter! Hi the inquisitive lunch lady!
Satine: Nini!!!
(They walk over to our heroes)
Mrs. Nutter: Hello you…. Everyone. Where might Satine be? Did she come?
Nini: Oh yes. She's right here. Under this chair.
(Satine comes out)
Mr. Pagel: Hello Ms. Potato Chips--
Satine: My name is not Ms. Potato Chips, it's--
Mr. Pagel: Shut up you foolish girl!!! Your name is Ms. Potato Chips! Let's go everyone.
(they leave, Zidler comes back)
Zidler: Okay, I'll watch Star Wars with you, only if you drag me.
Toulouse: Zidler, you're already here.
Christian: So sit down!
(Christian snaps his fingers and ropes tie Zidler to a chair)
Marie: How's that possible?
Green Fairy: Yeah, how'd you do that---
Christian: Shush! The movie's starting.
Nini: Where'd Stephanie go?
Satine: I'm under the chair again.
Toulouse: How can you see the movie?
Satine: I'm watching it on my portable movie theater.
Christian: No more talking.
(5 min. later)
Zidler: I want to see Lord of the Rings! And this so-called popcorn is terrible! I want a crumb sandwich and I want to be at home playing my X- Box, and I--
Christian: SHUT UP!!! No more talking Zidler! I want to see movie, and movie good for Christian!!!
Zidler: Sorry.
(5 min. later)
Christian, Zidler, and Toulouse are throwing popcorn at Nini
Nini: Stop it or I'll have to strangle you with my enormous mustache!!!
Toulouse: No.
Green Fairy: Be nice to Nini.
Christian: We're not being nice?
Toulouse: Yeah, you don't like this Nini?
Nini: No
Toulouse: Oh my gosh. This is a real shocker for me.
Zidler: Do you think they sell my mom's crumb cake sandwiches here?
Toulouse: No they don't.
Marie: Uh, where's Satine?
(Satine is across the theater pulling on Mr. Pagel's skin)
Satine: I know you're an alien! Now take off your skin and reveal your true identity.
Toulouse: Satine, no!
(our heroes rush over to where they are. Mr. Pagel escapes Stephanie's grip)
Mr. Pagel: What is the matter with you? Are you crazy?
Satine: No, you are, Mr. Pagel! Or should I call you Kleptor 3!
Nini: We're sorry Mr. Pagel.
Mr. Pagel: Sorry? Sorry? Do you know what it feels like to have your skin being pulled off your body?
Zidler: Yes.
Christian: Shush!
Marie: Don't worry, Mr. Pagel. This will never happen again, will it Satine?
Satine: Probably.
Mr. Pagel: What?!?!?!
Toulouse: She said no! It will never happen ever again!
Green Fairy: Yes. Let's watch the movie.
Christian: Actually, we missed it all.
Zidler: What? We missed Lord of the Rings?
Toulouse: Star Wars!!!
(Zidler's lip starts quivering, and he runs out of the theater)
Nini: Now what?
Christian: Now we're going to China.
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Tell me if I should continue this….
Written by Andy, put online by Bermuda
Disclaimer: Anchor Bay's new motto: Don't think…. It's too hard. This is what we do in school. I own everything. Now where's my piece of string?
Summary: Satine, Marie, Nini, Green Fairy, Toulouse, Zidler, and Christian's trip to the movies*
*and other various places
Act 1
Scene 1
(our heroes, and our new heroes, are at the movies seeing Star Wars Ep II)
Zidler: This is going to be the best Lord of the Rings movie ever!
Toulouse: Zidler, we're not seeing Lord of the Rings.
Zidler: Huh??
Christian: This is Star Wars.
Zidler: You said we were seeing Lord of the Rings!
Nini: We never said that!
Green Fairy: The new Lord of the Rings movie isn't even out yet.
Zidler: But- but- but- AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Zidler runs out of the theater crying)
Christian: Crazy Zidler.
Satine: Aliens!!!
(She hides under the chair)
Marie: What aliens?
Satine: Them! (She points to AB teachers Mr. Pagel, Mrs. Nutter, and the inquisitive lunch lady, who have just walked in.) I have reason to believe all of them are aliens. They mustn't see me!
Nini: Hi Mr. Pagel! Hi Mrs. Nutter! Hi the inquisitive lunch lady!
Satine: Nini!!!
(They walk over to our heroes)
Mrs. Nutter: Hello you…. Everyone. Where might Satine be? Did she come?
Nini: Oh yes. She's right here. Under this chair.
(Satine comes out)
Mr. Pagel: Hello Ms. Potato Chips--
Satine: My name is not Ms. Potato Chips, it's--
Mr. Pagel: Shut up you foolish girl!!! Your name is Ms. Potato Chips! Let's go everyone.
(they leave, Zidler comes back)
Zidler: Okay, I'll watch Star Wars with you, only if you drag me.
Toulouse: Zidler, you're already here.
Christian: So sit down!
(Christian snaps his fingers and ropes tie Zidler to a chair)
Marie: How's that possible?
Green Fairy: Yeah, how'd you do that---
Christian: Shush! The movie's starting.
Nini: Where'd Stephanie go?
Satine: I'm under the chair again.
Toulouse: How can you see the movie?
Satine: I'm watching it on my portable movie theater.
Christian: No more talking.
(5 min. later)
Zidler: I want to see Lord of the Rings! And this so-called popcorn is terrible! I want a crumb sandwich and I want to be at home playing my X- Box, and I--
Christian: SHUT UP!!! No more talking Zidler! I want to see movie, and movie good for Christian!!!
Zidler: Sorry.
(5 min. later)
Christian, Zidler, and Toulouse are throwing popcorn at Nini
Nini: Stop it or I'll have to strangle you with my enormous mustache!!!
Toulouse: No.
Green Fairy: Be nice to Nini.
Christian: We're not being nice?
Toulouse: Yeah, you don't like this Nini?
Nini: No
Toulouse: Oh my gosh. This is a real shocker for me.
Zidler: Do you think they sell my mom's crumb cake sandwiches here?
Toulouse: No they don't.
Marie: Uh, where's Satine?
(Satine is across the theater pulling on Mr. Pagel's skin)
Satine: I know you're an alien! Now take off your skin and reveal your true identity.
Toulouse: Satine, no!
(our heroes rush over to where they are. Mr. Pagel escapes Stephanie's grip)
Mr. Pagel: What is the matter with you? Are you crazy?
Satine: No, you are, Mr. Pagel! Or should I call you Kleptor 3!
Nini: We're sorry Mr. Pagel.
Mr. Pagel: Sorry? Sorry? Do you know what it feels like to have your skin being pulled off your body?
Zidler: Yes.
Christian: Shush!
Marie: Don't worry, Mr. Pagel. This will never happen again, will it Satine?
Satine: Probably.
Mr. Pagel: What?!?!?!
Toulouse: She said no! It will never happen ever again!
Green Fairy: Yes. Let's watch the movie.
Christian: Actually, we missed it all.
Zidler: What? We missed Lord of the Rings?
Toulouse: Star Wars!!!
(Zidler's lip starts quivering, and he runs out of the theater)
Nini: Now what?
Christian: Now we're going to China.
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Tell me if I should continue this….