Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. It'd be funny if I did though...;P
Warning: Pretty tame for me. I think there's swearing and very light shounen-ai.
A/N: So, I was playing in Word and I found this that I forgot to post after finished it. Crazy but here you go!
"What are you doing?"
Uchiha Itachi per usual, didn't deem the question imperative enough to voice a response. He did take the time to give Naruto a blank look which was more than he'd usually do. Nine times out of ten the S ranked criminal ignored Naruto's existence completely, which pissed the teen off enormously, which caused him to shout at the missing nin. A lot. The yelling was also ignored, however, so Naruto would get more pissed and yell more, continuing the cycle. You'd think after a week of his Naruto would learn to play it cool and calm down since his fits had no effect on Itachi.
You would think.
You would also think since Itachi had cornered the demons vessel and effectively sealed off all access to his chakra Naruto would be a little less adamant about escaping.
You would think.
You would be wrong.
At the moment Naruto's hands were tied behind him, and that rope was attached to a tree. It wasn't like he hadn't tried to break said rope; even now his hands were working at the thick knot trying to find a weakness in the material. So far nothing. It figured. Stupid Uchihas and their stupid habit of being good at everything.
Before he'd realized it, Naruto had said that part out loud. Itachi was staring at him with an unreadable expression. Naruto couldn't help but notice that most of the elder Uchiha's expressions were unreadable.
"Well?" he snapped. Itachi said nothing, just turned back to the small fire he'd made for the night. Naruto sighed. He was sooo bored! Itachi was too quiet. Even worst than Sasuke. At least he would yell back at Naruto. Insulting Itachi was like tying to insult a rock. It just didn't work. For a moment he wondered if 'your mamma' jokes would get to him but decided against it. Come on, the man had killed his mother. Which Naruto couldn't comprehend, the thought of killing anyone was bad enough to the blonde. But at the moment the thing Naruto couldn't comprehend even more than that was what Itachi was doing now.
"Are you painting your nails?!"
Itachi looked at him and smirked like he was amused. "You didn't think they're naturally this color, did you?" he asked. Naruto blinked in surprise, for half a second he was thrown off by the fact that Itachi had actually answered him.
"What kind of guy paints his own nails?" Naruto scoffed. "Are you gay or something?"
In a flash Itachi was off the ground and kneeling in front of Naruto. The blonde teen hadn't even seen him move and here he was, inches away from his face. Naruto couldn't decipher his expression. Technically, Itachi couldn't kill him; still…
Naruto felt a pressure on his lips. Was…was Itachi kissing him?! As soon as it came he was gone, leaving Naruto completely shocked. To add to his astonishment Itachi was smiling mischievously.
"Does that answer your question?"
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