Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, I'm broke, so don't sue me! I already have enough prob- *hears pounding at the door* Oh, and thank God I don't own Teletubbies! *door breaks down as people in white coats come and drag me off* HELP!!!
Author's Note: This is for the insane, so um... if you're a sane person um... don't read! Yeah, don't read!
It was a normal day in the city of Townsville- ah hell, what am I saying. K, let's try this...
It was the city of amnesia- what the fuck? That ain't right either! Let's see, maybe if I get past this stampede of fruitcakes bent on world destruction and...
The Satan City police were dealing with yet more hippies on a suicide mission, trying to get something from Hy Vee. Little did they know that behing the Drugstore on 666th Avenue, evil plots were a foot.
A teletubbie in a pink dress walked up to another one carrying a purse. "Lord Queerball," the teletubbie in the dress said, saluting the other teletubbie. "We have finally beat the Pokemon fans in Twister. Phase 2 is now comeplete."
"Excellent, Fluffy," The teletubbie with the purse said in an ominous voice. "Now all we have to do is compromise is Zirconia, and then we can take over Satan City."
"But Lord Queerball," Fluffy said. "What about the Earth's Special Forces? They have the power to send into the next dimension."
Lord Queerball smiled queerly as he pulled out some charts and posters, showing them to her/him/it. "You see," he explained, showing the other teletubbie some charts of porno, furbies, Spice Girls, etc. "All we have to do is use the Earth's Special Forces' weaknesses to our advantage."
Fluffy looked confused at Lord Queerball. "But sir, there is no known weakness of Vegeta, sir." Lord Queerball then smiled as he showed her baby and fusion pictures of Vegeta, making Fluffy fall over, laughing her/his/its head off, remembering that they had smuggled the pictures off of something called the internet.
At Capsule Corps, Vegeta was training in the little training thingee when the annyoing face of Mrs. Briefs appeared on thie really large screen. "Happy Easter, Vegeta!" She chirped, waving at him. Vegeta tried ignoring her, but after repeating herself for 3 hours, 53 minutes, 33 seconds, and 12 milliseconds, he shouted some nasty saiya-jin cuss words at her, making only say something else extremely stupid. He muttered as he finally left the training thingee, making plans on sending her to the next dimension. I mean come on! She flirts with her own son-in-law!
Trunks was outside, playing with Goten when Vegeta walked past them, muttering more saiya-jin cuss words, as her slammed open a door, and walked inside Capsule Corps. When he was gone, Trunks and Goten grabbed some Playgirl magazines from under a mound of sand in a sand box, and started looking at the pictures, being a little gay themselves.
Vegeta stormed into the kitchen, and started getting food from the fridge when a really young Bra walks in, carrying a teddy bear behind her. "Daddy?" She asked. "Why is the sky blue?"
Vegeta looked at her, and stopped cussing. "I don't know," he admitted.
"Why?" She asked.
"Becuase I was never told."
"Why?"
"Just because."
"Why?"
"Dammit, just go send your brother and Kakkarot's brat into the next dimension!"
"Okay! Love you, bye bye!" With that, Bra walked outside, and some shouts and ki blasts were heard.
Vegeta shook his head as he looked back into the fridge, and pulled out a turkey roast, and- wait, you mean Bra can actually shoot ki blasts? Oh wait, nevermind. Vegeta then ate the roast within seconds, and wnet back to the training thingee.
Outside of Capsule Corps, two little teletubbies in tight green suits and pink boots were mixing up some honey and beer, and putting it in a bomb case. "Yes!" They shouted, "we've finally made the atom bomb! Now we can destroy this planet and replace with La La Land, and haunt little minds with our ingenious programs!" They then opened up a garage door, and were about to put the bomb in there, but they caught Ginyu the frog making out with another frog. The teletubbies paused for a second, then slammed the door shut, their eyes wide. "Holy crap, I didn't know frogs could do that!" With that, they decided to search elsewhere to put the bomb.
Meanwhile, somwwhere on Mt. Paoz, loud shouts were heard from a house that looks like something Dr. Frankenstein made. Then thuds of metal were heard against thick saiya-jin skulls as even more shouts were heard. It was obvious that Chi-Chi was the voice shouting, and was suffering from PMS or something. Then she'd start crying and all that shit until her husband, Goku, would make yet another extremely stupid comment that would make her start bitching again, leaving me, the author, another migraine.
Outside of the loud house were three more teletubbies in tight green suits and pink boots, and thay had yet another one of their atom bombs full of honey beer. "Be quiet," the teletubbie said to the others who had started to make out. "We have a mission to do you cocksuckers!" The opther teletubbies then stopped what they had started, and set the bomb next to the house, then began to sneak away, but didn't get too far until Chi-Chi stood in front of them, a glare fixed on her face.
"AND WHO ARE YOU!?!?" She demanded, smacking one of the teletubbies on the head, and cracking his/her/its head in half, making him/her/it die instantly. The other teletubbies took step back, before they started running. Chi-Chi gave a half-hearted chase before they fell down, and started gasping for air, and died. Chi-Chi smirked at her triumph for a second, then went back to glaring as she stormed back into the house, and began bitching at Goku once again.
"Lord Queerball," Flffy said, in some sort of tight, leather undies thing with a whip at her side. "It seems that Sir Humpalot, Sir Jackalot, and Lady Shagmepleez have been killed during Phase 3, sir," She said, saluting the teletubbie infamously known as Lord Queerball, who just happened to be looking out a window and at the gay bar across the street.
"I have heard," He replied in a disturbingly gay voice. "Which is a pity. I enjoyed having threesomes with Sir Humpalot, and Sir Jackalot."
"I understand," Fluffy said, adding a seductive tone to her voice, which bothers me that Fluffy is a teletubbie in a leather outfit. "But you can always call me.
Okay, that was getting too weird, so let's take a look at what's happening at Capsule Corps. In Bulma's room, there's a lot of noise if you stand by the door, sorry to all you perverts out there, I'm not going to describe it. In Bra's bedroom, Mrs. Briefs is telling Bra a bedtime story, which is a bad thing for little Bra. Finally, in the living room, those two gay kids, Trunks and Goten, are surrounded by Playgirl, porno, and slash doujinshi. Right now, they're playing Conker's Bad Fur Day on Nintenod 64, which I have to admit, is somewhat a cool game.
Trunks looks at Goten and smiles, strange things floating in his demented mind. Goten looks back at him, and smiles back. Before you know it, they're on top of each other, and let's find move on, and find something not perverted.
Mrs. Briefs finshes reading Cinderella, and looks at Bra, who is curled up in a little ball in a corner, shivering like she's out in a foot of snow. Mrs. Briefs smiles, gets up, says "Goodnight Bra," and leaves the room, turning off the light, leaving Bra with nightmares about fairy Godmothers, and glass slippers.
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Author's Note: This is for the insane, so um... if you're a sane person um... don't read! Yeah, don't read!
It was a normal day in the city of Townsville- ah hell, what am I saying. K, let's try this...
It was the city of amnesia- what the fuck? That ain't right either! Let's see, maybe if I get past this stampede of fruitcakes bent on world destruction and...
The Satan City police were dealing with yet more hippies on a suicide mission, trying to get something from Hy Vee. Little did they know that behing the Drugstore on 666th Avenue, evil plots were a foot.
A teletubbie in a pink dress walked up to another one carrying a purse. "Lord Queerball," the teletubbie in the dress said, saluting the other teletubbie. "We have finally beat the Pokemon fans in Twister. Phase 2 is now comeplete."
"Excellent, Fluffy," The teletubbie with the purse said in an ominous voice. "Now all we have to do is compromise is Zirconia, and then we can take over Satan City."
"But Lord Queerball," Fluffy said. "What about the Earth's Special Forces? They have the power to send into the next dimension."
Lord Queerball smiled queerly as he pulled out some charts and posters, showing them to her/him/it. "You see," he explained, showing the other teletubbie some charts of porno, furbies, Spice Girls, etc. "All we have to do is use the Earth's Special Forces' weaknesses to our advantage."
Fluffy looked confused at Lord Queerball. "But sir, there is no known weakness of Vegeta, sir." Lord Queerball then smiled as he showed her baby and fusion pictures of Vegeta, making Fluffy fall over, laughing her/his/its head off, remembering that they had smuggled the pictures off of something called the internet.
At Capsule Corps, Vegeta was training in the little training thingee when the annyoing face of Mrs. Briefs appeared on thie really large screen. "Happy Easter, Vegeta!" She chirped, waving at him. Vegeta tried ignoring her, but after repeating herself for 3 hours, 53 minutes, 33 seconds, and 12 milliseconds, he shouted some nasty saiya-jin cuss words at her, making only say something else extremely stupid. He muttered as he finally left the training thingee, making plans on sending her to the next dimension. I mean come on! She flirts with her own son-in-law!
Trunks was outside, playing with Goten when Vegeta walked past them, muttering more saiya-jin cuss words, as her slammed open a door, and walked inside Capsule Corps. When he was gone, Trunks and Goten grabbed some Playgirl magazines from under a mound of sand in a sand box, and started looking at the pictures, being a little gay themselves.
Vegeta stormed into the kitchen, and started getting food from the fridge when a really young Bra walks in, carrying a teddy bear behind her. "Daddy?" She asked. "Why is the sky blue?"
Vegeta looked at her, and stopped cussing. "I don't know," he admitted.
"Why?" She asked.
"Becuase I was never told."
"Why?"
"Just because."
"Why?"
"Dammit, just go send your brother and Kakkarot's brat into the next dimension!"
"Okay! Love you, bye bye!" With that, Bra walked outside, and some shouts and ki blasts were heard.
Vegeta shook his head as he looked back into the fridge, and pulled out a turkey roast, and- wait, you mean Bra can actually shoot ki blasts? Oh wait, nevermind. Vegeta then ate the roast within seconds, and wnet back to the training thingee.
Outside of Capsule Corps, two little teletubbies in tight green suits and pink boots were mixing up some honey and beer, and putting it in a bomb case. "Yes!" They shouted, "we've finally made the atom bomb! Now we can destroy this planet and replace with La La Land, and haunt little minds with our ingenious programs!" They then opened up a garage door, and were about to put the bomb in there, but they caught Ginyu the frog making out with another frog. The teletubbies paused for a second, then slammed the door shut, their eyes wide. "Holy crap, I didn't know frogs could do that!" With that, they decided to search elsewhere to put the bomb.
Meanwhile, somwwhere on Mt. Paoz, loud shouts were heard from a house that looks like something Dr. Frankenstein made. Then thuds of metal were heard against thick saiya-jin skulls as even more shouts were heard. It was obvious that Chi-Chi was the voice shouting, and was suffering from PMS or something. Then she'd start crying and all that shit until her husband, Goku, would make yet another extremely stupid comment that would make her start bitching again, leaving me, the author, another migraine.
Outside of the loud house were three more teletubbies in tight green suits and pink boots, and thay had yet another one of their atom bombs full of honey beer. "Be quiet," the teletubbie said to the others who had started to make out. "We have a mission to do you cocksuckers!" The opther teletubbies then stopped what they had started, and set the bomb next to the house, then began to sneak away, but didn't get too far until Chi-Chi stood in front of them, a glare fixed on her face.
"AND WHO ARE YOU!?!?" She demanded, smacking one of the teletubbies on the head, and cracking his/her/its head in half, making him/her/it die instantly. The other teletubbies took step back, before they started running. Chi-Chi gave a half-hearted chase before they fell down, and started gasping for air, and died. Chi-Chi smirked at her triumph for a second, then went back to glaring as she stormed back into the house, and began bitching at Goku once again.
"Lord Queerball," Flffy said, in some sort of tight, leather undies thing with a whip at her side. "It seems that Sir Humpalot, Sir Jackalot, and Lady Shagmepleez have been killed during Phase 3, sir," She said, saluting the teletubbie infamously known as Lord Queerball, who just happened to be looking out a window and at the gay bar across the street.
"I have heard," He replied in a disturbingly gay voice. "Which is a pity. I enjoyed having threesomes with Sir Humpalot, and Sir Jackalot."
"I understand," Fluffy said, adding a seductive tone to her voice, which bothers me that Fluffy is a teletubbie in a leather outfit. "But you can always call me.
Okay, that was getting too weird, so let's take a look at what's happening at Capsule Corps. In Bulma's room, there's a lot of noise if you stand by the door, sorry to all you perverts out there, I'm not going to describe it. In Bra's bedroom, Mrs. Briefs is telling Bra a bedtime story, which is a bad thing for little Bra. Finally, in the living room, those two gay kids, Trunks and Goten, are surrounded by Playgirl, porno, and slash doujinshi. Right now, they're playing Conker's Bad Fur Day on Nintenod 64, which I have to admit, is somewhat a cool game.
Trunks looks at Goten and smiles, strange things floating in his demented mind. Goten looks back at him, and smiles back. Before you know it, they're on top of each other, and let's find move on, and find something not perverted.
Mrs. Briefs finshes reading Cinderella, and looks at Bra, who is curled up in a little ball in a corner, shivering like she's out in a foot of snow. Mrs. Briefs smiles, gets up, says "Goodnight Bra," and leaves the room, turning off the light, leaving Bra with nightmares about fairy Godmothers, and glass slippers.
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