Chimpette talking through mental link.
Senbonzakura talking through the mental link.
Massage
Renji and Byakuya were in the office working on paperwork. It was all quiet until they both heard their zanpakutos through the mental link they shared.
Oh...God!
Am I hurting you?
No...no I'm fine. Keep going.
Are you sure?
Yes. Ahh! Fuck that's good!
The captain and lieutenant looked at each other confused if they were hearing correctly.
Harder! Oh! Right there, oh god! Don't stop!
Am I doing alright?
Yeah! Oh fuck!
Both the captains got up and started looking around the Squad 6 Barracks for their zanpakuto. They were nowhere to be found. They could hear Chimpette's moans getting louder and louder.
Ahhh! That feels so gooood!
It's so tight.
Keep going! Almost...ahh! Right there!
Are you enjoying this?
Keep talking and I'll...ohh! I'll break your mask if you don't quit talking!
Byakuya looked at Renji and saw him shrug.
Renji looked around, "Where the hell could they be?"
OH FUCK!
I'm sorry. Did I press too hard?
No...it's just fine. Ohh...how did you get so good?
I learned from Master Kuchiki.
Renji looked at Byakuya, "What the hell have you been teaching him? Nevermind, I think they may be in Zabimaru's room. Let's go." They run to the room and sure enough they hear Chimpette moan loudly then they opened the door and froze at what they saw:
Chimpette was lying on a massage table holding her hair over her shoulder and Senbonzakura massaging her back and shoulders. She was moaning from the pain being relieved. The two looked at the door to see their masters.
Chimpette sat up then looked at Senbonzakura, "Thanks. That feels much better. I owe ya one." She then looked at Renji then Byakuya and cocked an eyebrow at them, "Is something wrong? You two look like you just caught someone doing something bad."
"Senbonzakura was...was giving you...a massage?" Renji asked unbelieving.
"Yeah, why?"
"We could hear your moans through the mental link we share and it didn't sound like you were getting a fucking massage!" Renji exclaimed.
"Wait a second, slow down and back up. I understand that you could hear us through a mental link, but what did it sound like we were doing?" Chimpette obviously confused.
Senbonzakura turned to Byakuya, "What is all this about?" He was just as confused as Chimpette.
Renji walked closer to the two zanpakuto, "It sounded like you were being fucked by him!"
The two zanpakuto looked at each other, then Renji, and Byakuya, then back to Renji. "You thought I/he was doing what?" they practically yelled at the same time.
Chimpette looked at Byakuya, "Please tell me you didn't think that too."
Byakuya looked at her then calmly said, "It is kind of hard not to think that when you hear someone moaning loudly like they are having sex."
Chimpette looked at the captain and lieutenant then sighed, "I'm sorry if I tend to be vocal when getting a massage. It just happens before I can control it. Okay? Happy now?"
The captain and lieutenant sighed at walked to the door. Renji turned around and looked at Chimpette, "Next time, try cutting the mental link so we don't have to hear it." With that said, they leave the two zanpakuto in the room looking confused.
"What was that all about?"
Chimpette shrugged, "I don't know. I mean geez, when Renji always got a massage, he was vocal. Snakey and I always had to hear it." She looked at Senbonzakura, "Thanks for the massage though. My shoulders and back feel a lot better. You ever need something, don't hesitate to ask. I am in your debt after that."
Senbonzakura nodded, "No problem. I will think of something one of these days."
The two walked out of the room and went to the hallway. They went their separate ways and continued on with their day.
A/N: Hahaha...I know some of you people were thinking dirty. Nope. But I found it hilarious just thinking of what Renji and Byakuya's faces looked like. Thanks! R&R.