Hey Everyone! Its Miss-Chibi-San, and this is the REDONE 'The Jellybean Trauma'. I didn't like the first one that much, and decided to rewrite it. I changed it from Part 1 to Shippuuden! Because I wanted Sai to be in it, and Sakura to have her awesomeness strength and medical skills.
T- Because of Sai's nickname, and Sasuke's kind of censored language! Unless it needs to change? I'm not sure XD If you don't like Sai, or his nicknames... well forgive me!
Paring: SasuSaku!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Why do I keep on forgetting to add this every time! XD)
NOTE:In this story, Tobi/ Madara DID NOT DO WHAT HE DID IN THE MANGA! Tobi needs to be Tobi, stay awesome, and not be who he became! He never said ANYTHING to Sasuke. Thank you very much. ^^
It had been 6 months since Sasuke Uchiha had returned to Konoha. He had killed Orochimaru, and killed his brother, Itachi. He decided it was time to return to The Village Hidden in the Leave… though he knew he wasn't going to be welcomed with complete open arms.
As he expected, he was put on trial, which, by a miracle, turned out okay. He could stay. But, as Sasuke expected, he was put on probation, and had been carefully watched by ANBU for many months. But because of his 'good' behaviour; his sentence was ended early. It was back to being with Team 7.
Karin, Juugo and Suigetsu where still being trialled, and Sasuke hadn't seen them since he arrived back. More like, he wasn't allowed to see them until they were cleared.
On the 14th of February, Sasuke got up, early, as usual, he got dressed into the same thing he always wore: a white shirt with a raised collar which was unzipped halfway down his chest, similar to the one he wore when he was with Orochimaru, but with shorter sleeves. He also wore the same pants, and Shimenawa too. (A/N: The Shippuden outfit he is currently using right now, in the manga, but no Akatsuki cloak) Sasuke didn't stick on his Konoha forehead protector. He hadn't used it in ages, and it didn't quiet feel right putting right now. Plus it still had the scratch that Naruto put in it.
Now, Sasuke was ready for training. He was meeting Team 7, which now consisted of: Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura Sai, and himself. Yamato also occasionally took them for training when Kakashi was on missions, but Sai was now a member too. Sasuke didn't like it much, but Naruto and Sakura had grown to, uh, like Sai? Even though he was only Sasuke's replacement. After a lot of consulting with the elders, and Danzo, they agreed that Sai should join Team 7, as a permanent member.
Sasuke was still trying to used to being back with everyone; hanging around with: Kakashi- his perverted sensei, Naruto- a hyperactive ninja, Sai- an unemotional freak, and Sakura- an annoying girl… who was now very strong and could punch something, or someone, about half way across the country, if pissed off.
Sasuke grabbed everything else he needed, and made his way to the door. Sasuke didn't live in the Uchiha compound; he lived in a small apartment. He couldn't live in such a huge place alone, and the memories of his parents and brother haunted him every time he was there. He would wait until he found a suitable female to help him re-build the Uchiha clan, and then probably move back in.
Sasuke turned the door handle smoothly, and stepped into a cold, dark hall way the lead to the front door of the complex. It was a bit cold, considering that it was 5: 30 in the morning, and the heaters in the hallway were never on for some reason. He woke up early like this, because he could get a little bit more training in before they had a mission. Sasuke was only a Genin by rank, like Naruto, since neither of them had taken the Chunin exam after they failed the first time. Sasuke left for Orochimaru, and Naruto left to train with Jiraiya. Sakura, on the other hand, was a Chunin. Sasuke wasn't sure if that was because she had trained with Lady Tsunade, or if she had taken the Chunin exam again. Sasuke decided when the exam came around again, he would go for it, or he could ask Sakura… wait, scratch that. Naruto is who he would ask.
Sasuke closed the door behind him and started walking down the hallway, and to the front door of the complex. He opened the door quietly, as not to wake up the others sleeping in the other apartments. He stepped into the early morning light.
Unfortunately, that's when Sasuke spotted them. Sasuke was surprised that people, other than himself and shop keepers, were awake at this time. Standing, just a few meters from the apartment complex front door, was a group of gaggling, giggling girls.
Some of them where holding bouquets of red roses. Some with brightly coloured, mostly red, with a few odd pink boxes of who knows what.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, and went to ignore them. Who knew what crazy things girls did at 5:30 in the morning. Sasuke started to walk forward, and was about the turn left when one of them looked up. She spotted the Uchiha and smiled. Her hand shot up instantly, pointing at raven haired boy. She had black hair and was wearing a skimpy little red top, and a miniskirt.
"SASUKE- KUN!" she yelled hysterically as she spotted him. Sasuke watched as the rest of the girl's heads snapped, in sync, around to look at him. Sasuke twitched. There eyes gleamed with pure evil…. This was not going to turn out good….
"Oh my god! It's Sasuke-kuuuun!" another girl with long brown hair cried. She was wearing something that was a bit more sensible. A pretty green top, with dragonfly pattern, and a decent length skirt that went down to her knees. Before Sasuke knew it, he was surrounded by a hoard of screaming girls; and to make it worse, he knew exactly who they were. They were none other than a group of scary, rabid and super crazy, fangirls! His fangirls
Oh shit…
The colourful boxes were being pushed into Sasuke hands, while the bouquets of roses were being shoved in his face, and occasionally up the poor Uchiha's nose. Sasuke could see nothing but fangirls, roses and boxes. He was being drowned in all this girly stuff! This kind of stuff made him want to throw up. All he could hear was them screeching his name in there annoying shrilling voices. I'm pretty sure that the whole of the Leaf Village would be awake now.
The last Uchiha had to get out of there, before he was ravaged to death by insane fangirls.
Sasuke tried to make his way through the massive swarm of fangirls, but they seemed to be magically multiplying. It was getting harder for Sasuke to move. In a desperate attempt, he started to push the fangirls away from himself and started to move through the crowd. Though he was powerful, the fangirls seemed to have immense strength when together. Sasuke tried to make his way back to his apartment; somewhere the Uchiha would be safe from them. Most squealed in delight as the hot, sexy Sasuke 'touched' them. It seemed that they weren't smart enough to figure out Sasuke was trying to push them away. He was shocked to hear the most ridiculous, obsessive things I have ever heard, coming from there mouths. They were worse then Sakura when they were on a Team 7, when they were 12.
"Sasuke-kun touched me!" one with bright blue eyes, and blonde hair sighed.
"He touched me for longer!" a girl with curly strawberry coloured hair retorted.
"He meant to touch me! Not you!" yelled her… twin?
"Sasuke-kun touched me before any of you! I was the first one he pushed away!" said another one in a matter-of-fact voice. The blonde one with blue eyes snarled viciously, like a cat, and attacked Miss Know-it-all. Thinking if they eliminated the competition, others started followed that girl's example. Now insults, slaps and hair were flying everywhere and the occasional box, or rose bouquet. It was one huge cat-fight.
Over Sasuke Uchiha
'What the hell!' Sasuke thought to himself, annoyed at the fangirl behaviour. Curse his good-looks!
'Aww, you know you love it! All this attention!" Sasuke heard another voice in my head say.
"What did you just say? Who the hell are you?"
'Me? I'm your inner self!'
'Tch, Shove off,'
'Aw, where is the fun in that?'
'You don't sound anything like me,'
'Don't you get it? I'm your INNER self!'
'Hn, I have no time for this, get lost!' Sasuke pushed away his thoughts, and focused on getting to the door, before he was spotted.
Somehow, Sasuke amazingly reached the door. It was a miracle. He looked around. The fan girls were too busy fighting with one another to notice that the one; they were fighting over, was gone.
"I'm going to marry him!" yelled the one with black hair, from earlier, who was the first to spot Sasuke when he stepped out of the apartment.
"Oh no you won't!" snarled a tall girl with long brown hair. "He's mine!"
Sasuke placed his hand on the door handle. He was home free! All he had to do was turn the door handle, step inside….
But, that would be way too easy, wouldn't it? Sasuke stopped in his tracks when he heard voice that sounded very familiar… Sasuke had only heard it once or twice... but the Uchiha knew exactly who it was.
"Hey! What's Sasuke-teme doing? Is he trying to run away?" yelled a voice. Sasuke turned around, desperate to spot the culprit. Sasuke was going to kill him, when he got his hands on him…
The fighting girls stopped fighting. The place around the apartment building was a mess. Some of the colourful wrapped boxes, which littered the ground, had been squashed, and several of the rose bouquets had been destroyed and lay forgotten.
"Sasuke-kun! Where are you going!" cried the long brown haired girl wearing green and with that, the attack started again. But this time Sasuke was quicker. He got inside, and went to shut the door. But those crazy fangirls wouldn't give up. Like earlier, Sasuke was going to find out that that all of them, together, could summon immense strength. They tried to use their 'superpower' to keep the door open. Some even attempted to chuck there gifts through the gap in the door. Sasuke eventually managed to shut the door and locked it. They had lost this round.
Sasuke watched horrified, noticing that now they were shoving what looked like cards, covered with love hearts through any gaps in the door frame. What they hell were they doing?
But the real question was; why were they doing this? Was it Konoha's national 'Lets-shower-Sasuke-with-gifts' day? Or 'Lets-show-Sasuke-kun-how-much-we-love-him' day? Yep, that's right. They were real 'fangirl holidays'
'What the hell is wrong with them!'
'What do you mean? What's wrong with you? They all 'love' you. Why don't you go out there and chat a few of them up… maybe one of them will help you, rebuild the Uchiha clan. They would be most willing… '
'HELL NO,' Sasuke yelled back in his mind 'I though I said to F*** off!!'
'You can't get rid of me that easily!' smirked Inner Sasuke, 'You still don't get it? I'm the stuff your thinking, but you won't admit to yourself that you are!"
'AH! Get out of my head! I don't need your perverted thoughts! You're just as bad as that Kakashi!'
Then he heard laughter, and it broke his chain of thoughts.
"Ha ha ha, that was so funny, Sasuke-teme!" laughed the voice. Standing infront of Sasuke: well more like rolling on the floor laughing, was the number one, blonde haired, knuckled headed ninja and Sasuke's supposed best friend…
"Dobe!" I yelled angrily. But Naruto didn't stop laughing
"Teme! You should have seen your face!" he continued to laugh.
"So it was you!" I snarled angrily
"Ha! You were about to get away, so I ratted you out!" he burst out into more hysterical laughing.
'That was pretty good, wasn't it!' agreed Inner Sasuke
'No it wasn't! It was idiotic!" Sasuke retorted fuming
'Meh, what ever you say!'
"Hn," I grunted annoyed. 'LEAVE ME ALONE!'
By now, it seemed that Naruto had finally calmed down a bit.
"Come on Sasuke-teme! We better get going to training," said Naruto, wiping away his tears, from laughing too much. Get got up off the floor.
"What the hell do you mean by that! Dobe! Your little stunt has us trapped in here," the pissed off Uchiha yelled at him angrily.
"Ooo, what if the yaoi fangirl's knew this!" sneered Inner Sasuke evilly
"F*** OFF'
'Aww, is it a touchy subject?"
"WHAT, DID I JUST SAY"
"We can't get outside without me being attacked by fan girls! I could have waited until they were gone, but now they know I'm here!" Sasuke shouted at Naruto. Naruto looked at Sasuke with a confused, which then was replaced with a look of determination
"Don't worry teme! I have a plan!"
"Like what?"
"I will use a transformation jutsu, turn into you and lead them away!" Sasuke looked at Naruto blankly and blinked.
"What?" he said, eyeing me funny. Wow, maybe Naruto did have a brain
"Nothing. Hurry up, we haven't gotten all day," Naruto nodded, and used the transformation jutsu to transform into a perfect replica of the Uchiha.
"See ya!" Sasuke watched Naruto, well, himself, say. Sasuke watched him open the door, and heard the shrilling cry of fan girls. He stayed far away from the door, and waited for Naruto to close it before walking closer. Soon enough, the loud roar of the fangirls die down, until he couldn't hear them anymore. Had the plan worked? He hoped so. Sasuke opened the door a little, scanning the area around the front of the apartment building. No fangirls remained. Sasuke then remembered something... he was going to ask Naruto what the hell was going on!
I felt something flutter at my feet. It was one of the many cards the rabid fangirls were shoving through the door frame. I picked up the closest one. It was an awful shade of shocking deep red. In the middle, was a huge red love heart and around the edge of white lace.
I flipped it open, and looked at it in shock. Though, I'm sure my face showed no emotion
It read:
To my dearest Sasuke-kun!
Happy Valentines Day!
I LOVE YOU, MY SWEETHEART
Love from
Atsuka
XXXOOO
Atsuka had attached a picture of herself, in uh… 'interesting' clothes… to the card's left inside page. She was the long brown haired girl that had seen me first, getting out of the apartment complex. I twitched and shut. 'Happy Valentines Day!'
This was bad. Very bad. Much worse then the raven haired boy's idea that it was 'Lets-shower-Sasuke-with-gifts' and 'Lets-show-Sasuke-kun-how-much-we-love-him' Day. They seemed like nothing as bad as this.
It was Valentines Day, and Sasuke knew he wasn't going to be safe, for long…
The last Uchiha knew that sooner or later, Naruto's disguise would fail, and the fan girls would be after him again or on the prowl…
Sasuke made his way out the apartment complex door, and made sure he could see no one who might have looked like a fan girl. All he could see was an old lady, the shop keeper of the bookstore that was infront of where Sasuke lived. She was busy cleaning up the mess that the fangirls made. She was smiling at Sasuke with sympathy, which kind of ticked him off.
"You saw the whole thing?" Sasuke muttered bluntly. She nodded
"You better get going, before they come back." She said, "And don't worry, I won't say a thing," Sasuke nodded once at her. At least someone was on his side. Stupid Naruto….
The now, really annoyed Uchiha made his way down the street. He decided to attempt to get to the training field sneakily. If he went charging down the street without looking, he was bound to run into more fangirls.
"Where's Sasuke-kun gone?" he heard a voice cry. Sasuke froze as a group of fangirls came bounding around the corner. They were still armed with there flower and chocolates. They were too busy talking amongst themselves to notice him, right at the end of the street. He had to act fast, or they would find him again. Sasuke looked around for and place to hide. There was no where. It was an empty street, and all the shops where shut, so he couldn't hide inside. So he decided there was only one thing to do: go building climbing. Concentrating his chakra to his feet, Sasuke started to run up the closest wall. He kept going, until he reached the top, and jumped away from the edge of the building.
"IT'S SASUKE-KUN! HE WENT UP THE BULDING!" Sasuke winced as he heard a voice cry.
'Oh great…can't the stupid girls just leave me alone?' He cringed in my mind. He peaked over the edge, to see the fangirls clawing desperate at the building and looking up at him. Some even attempted to run up the building as I did. These girls had no sense at all.
"Sasuke-kun! Come back!" cried a girl with blonde and glasses
"Weeeeee loooooove youuuuuu!" cried a girl with curly black hair "Marry me!"
"Get lost you bitch! He's mine!" cried a girl, who he guessed Atsuka, because of the photo.
"I want you babies!' cried one with chestnut coloured hair. Atsuka's head snapped around and gave that girl the death glare. The girl cringed under her gaze.
"Oh…no…you…DIDN'T!" snarled Atsuka. She leapt at the girl.
"Hey! Don't hurt my friend Atsuka! Yumi hang on!" yelled the girl with glasses. She went to pry the girls apart.
"Let them be Reiko! If they die in the process, then less competition for us!" yelled another girl, by the name of Kiki. The one with curly black hair.
Sasuke stoped watching after that, and let the girls be. He had to get to training, fast, or he would be late, and Naruto would never let him live it down.
After many more encounters with the psychopathic fangirls, Sasuke finally made it to the training field. There had been a very large group of fangirls waiting at the huge gate. It had seemed liked they had been tipped off. Sasuke had to make a clone to distract the group of girls while he made a break for the training field. It was one place he could go, and they could not follow.
As Sasuke approached the training area, he noticed that Naruto and Sai were already there. Naruto seemed to be a bit beaten up. He glared at both of them
"Hi Emo, had a rough time?" Sasuke's supposed look-alike smirked. He shot Sai a dark look.
"Hey Sasuke-teme!" Naruto exclaimed, though he looked badly beaten up.
"You were beaten up by fangirls, dobe?" Sasuke smirked. Naruto glared at him, but then smiled goofily and smirked back.
"Yeah, they got me and I had to transform back," exclaimed Naruto, "They got pissed off, and I had to tell them where you were going. They threatened to kill me… I told them your whole daily schedule!" Sasuke's eye grew wide, and then he glared at him viciously.
"You WHAT?" the Uchiha boy exploded at him, "Is that why all those fangirls were at the gate!" Naruto nodded and laughed.
"You should see the look on your face!" laughed Naruto. That's it; he was going to kill Naruto, there and now. Sasuke reached for his katana, ready to strike when they were interrupted
"Good morning Sai! Sasuke-kun! Naruto!" Sasuke heard someone approach.
"Ah! Good morining Sakura-chan!!" smiled Naruto. The pink haired kunoichi was walking towards us a small bag. Sasuke noticed how much everyone had changed over the years he was away. His two original team-mates outfit's had changed. Naruto now wore a black and orange outfit, while Sakura wore, what looked like the same basic red top, with black gloves, black high-heeled boots, black shorts, short pink apron-like skirt, and pink elbow protectors. He had only seen her were this once, when they found him with Orochimaru. He noted her hair was still short, like it was before he left. (Shippuden outfits)
Sai put on a fake smile "Good morning, Ugly," Sakura glared at him, before putting on a fake smile of her own. Naruto glared "Don't call her Ugly!"
"Hn…aa" muttered Sasuke back to her greeting.
"How long have you all been here?" Sakura asked curiously.
"Me and Sai have been here for ages! But you and Sasuke-teme were late!" pouted Naruto.
"Late?" said Sakura confused. She glanced at Sasuke with her bright green eyes, but he looked away. Sakura knew she was late, but….
"Ready to train?" came the voice of there sensei. He had finally appeared.
"YOU'RE LATE!" cried out Naruto and Sakura in sync. It was like a tradition.
"Sorry, I was attacked by fangirls," Kakashi said, not taking his eyes off his perverted orange book.
Sakura eyed Kakashi suspiciously, not at all convinced. Naruto however, looked at Kakashi like he was on to something.
"Yeah, Sasuke-teme was too!" smirked a very happy Naruto. "It's Valentines Day!" Sasuke looked at Naruto sourly. He shrugged, and bounded over to Sakura.
"So, Sakura? What's in the bag?" asked Naruto hyperactively "Is it for me?" Sakura looked down at the bag and smiled. She reached in and grabbed out a few small boxes, one wrapped in green wrapping paper, the next one purple, then blue and the last one in orange. She gave the green one to Kakashi and the orange one to Naruto and the purple one to Saif
"Happy Valentines Day," she smiled at the three. Naruto looked at the gift, excited, while Kakashi put away his perverted book to look at his. Sai shook the box, wondering what was in his.
'Hey! Where's our gift?' Sasuke heard Inner Sasuke complain to him loudly.
'Why won't you just fricken leave me alone' he snarled to himself. 'I don't want anything. She's just another annoying, stupid-'
"Thank you! Sakura-chan!" Naruto beamed at her, with the ramen vouchers and a small box of chocolates in his hand. He gave her a quick hug, and Sakura gave him a glare, raising her fist to punch him, but instead of delivering a punch, she smiled.
"Thanks, Ugly," Sai replied. Sakura punched him in the arm, quite hard. That shut Sai up. Sai had gotten a box of chocolates, and a book voucher.
"Yeah, Thanks" smiled Kakashi. He had also received a book voucher too, which everyone knew would be spent on the new 'Icha Icha' book and also, a small box of chocolates. He patted her on the head and she grinned.
Sakura looked over from Kakashi, and headed towards Sasuke. He didn't look at her, but glared defiantly at a rock which had caught his eye.
"Here," Sakura smiled at me, a light blush formed on her cheeks. She held out a small gift. It was wrapped in blue wrapping paper.
"It took me a while to pick-"
"I don't want it," Sasuke said coldly, cutting her off. Sakura looked at me a bit confused.
"But I really-" she started. He finally looked at her, glaring into her green eyes and she stopped. Sasuke was really pissed off, not exactly at her, but at everything. He hated Valentines day.
"You're just like all those other fangirls!" Sasuke exploded uncaringly, and then he muttered, "And just like them, you're annoying! Just leave me alone!" Then there was an awkward silence.
Sakura looked at me, then at the box. Not hint of emotion was shown on her face. She looked at the box blankly, then put on a smile. Naruto looked at Sasuke outraged.
"Oi! teme-" yelled Naruto, getting ready to defend the stupid little pink haired girl.
"Naruto, its ok," muttered Sakura, "Don't worry…" Kakashi looked up from his book but didn't say anything. Sai was watching them, probably trying to figure out what emotions were going though everyone's heads. Sakura turned away from Sasuke and took a few steps; she walked back to Naruto and Sai.
'That was harsh' my Innerself shook his head in disapproval. Naruto glared angrily at me. Sasuke glared at him back. Sai smirked.
"TEME YOU UNEMOTIONAL JERK!" exploded Naruto. The Uchiha said nothing as Naruto continued to yell insults at him. He glanced over at Sakura for a second. She wasn't looking at me, or Naruto, she was trying to start off conversation with Sai, a smile plastered on her face. When she heard Naruto's comment, she turned around.
"Don't worry Naruto! Its fine," said Sakura in a cheerful voice. But Sai and Naruto knew it was fake. Just like the smile.
"Since Sasuke doesn't want it, here; Naruto," she said, giving the blue wrapped gift to Naruto. Naruto looked at it uncertain, but accepted it. Sai's eye brows raised as she missed off Sasuke's honorific.
"Sakura," Sasuke heard Kakashi sensei say, "You might want to go put that bag away. We don't want it to get blown away…" Sakura looked at Kakashi, and nodded. She went to stick it in her kunai pouch, but noticed it was gone.
"Oh no! I left it at home!" sighed Sakura,
"Go and get it, we will wait, but be fast," Kakashi told Sakura. She nodded, and raced off the training grounds.
All four boys stood there. Sasuke's gift; now Naruto's hand. Naruto was looking at the gift sadly.
"You could have just taken it…" Naruto muttered. Naruto remembered how long it took Sakura to be alright with Sasuke around again. Sure, she did want him home, but once he came back, she didn't know how to act, what to say…. Or do…
"Nice going, Emo" Sai exclaimed sarcastically.
"Hn"
'I have to agree with both of them,' Sasuke's Inner growled at him,
"Well, let's see what Ugly got you, Emo" Sai prompted to Naruto.
Naruto then started to unwrap the blue gift. Sasuke looked away, but then curiosity got the better of him. He watched the blue wrapping fall, and what was left in Naruto's hands, was a small box. Naruto looked at it curiously. He held up the box at the cold hearted, raven haired boy, so he could see.
It was a small box of Jellybeans…
"You might want to take a look at this, teme," muttered Naruto and walked over to Sasuke to show him, and he took a glance at the packet, his arms folded.
They weren't normal jellybeans. On the back of the packet, it had a colour-to-taste chart. The yellow jellybeans were 'Lemon' a certain shade of red was 'Cherry' and other, 'Raspberry' and there was also blue 'Blueberry', green 'Watermelon' and dark purple 'Grape' too. There were many different flavours of Jellybeans in the packet. But one thing about them stood out the most. Something just before the flavour…
Sour Lemon, Sour Grape, Sour Watermelon, Sour Cherry, Sour Blueberry…
Sakura had gotten Sasuke a packet of sour jellybeans.
Sasuke looked away; Naruto shook his head at him.
"I think you need to think before you act Sasuke-teme!" said Naruto said angrily, through gritted teeth. He then huffed.
"Sakura's not some fangirl, Sasuke. She has grown up. Look Sasuke: Sour jellybeans. She remembered you don't like sweet things! You may still think she's that weak, useless fangirl. But after you left, she trained hard. Now she's a kick-ass medical ninja, and she will probably pass Lady Tsunade…
"The thing is, Emo, is that Sakura isn't the same as before, and if you hurt her again, then you have us to deal with," Sai smiled. Sasuke looked funnily at Sai. Didn't he normally call her 'Ugly', and why was he sticking up for her…
Naruto seemed to pick the same thing up; he looked at Sai curiously too, before looking back at Sasuke.
Sasuke decided it was a good time to continue his staring contest with the rock, and said nothing.
But the truth was he did feel kind of guilty. But there was no way that he, the great Sasuke Uchiha, was going to show that!
Now that was the first chapter, all done & dusted! Hope you liked it!
Miss-Chibi-San!