Warning:
- Definetely NOT recommended for Sakura fans/lovers/stalkers (however that is possible). You've been warned.
- No pairings decided yet

Instructions (o.O?):
Italics means thoughts
"Normal quotes" means speech
[Bolded in prentheses] are settings and actions

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, characters, weapons etc.

Summary: Sakura's obsession over Sasuke has worsened, but something unexpected happens to Sakura to throw her off her daily life.

Failing in Romance:
 Pink-haired Sasuke Obsession

Sakura wiped her framed picture of a very annoyed Sasuke. People would have thought her obsession over Sasuke would have died down since a year had passed, but instead – her obsession had grown (to Sasuke's demise).

"Ping!" 1:30 pm.

"Oh, it's time for me to write a hundred letters to Sasuke!"

[Somewhere in Konoha, Sasuke can be seen burning tons and tons of letters]

"Ch. Sakura's crazy. Ah thirty more bags worth of letters still left to burn..."

[Back to Sasuke-obsessed Sakura]

"Lalala...dear Sasuke, I looove you! Please, ack!" Shattered glass sprinkled all over her and her desk. Sakura grabbed a kunai, her body tensed, and looked around for her attacker.

[Poke]
Sakura giggled.
[Poke]
Sakura snorted.
[Poke]
"Oi! Stop..." She turned around to face her 'poker'.

The figure simply hovered over her. But deep blood red eyes bore into her. Sakura's smiling face distorted into a look of surprise and fear.

He looks like...Sasuke...it must be his brother Itachi...Isn't he a missing- nin, S-ranked criminal, who killed the entire Uchina clan, who is after Naruto, and Sasuke wants to kill him?

[Flashback]

Naruto is seen talking to Sakura.

"Sakura, Sasuke has a brother name Itachi who is a missing-nin, S- ranked criminal, who killed the entire Uchina clan, who is also after me, and Sasuke wants to kill him"

Sakura blinked.

[Back to present time]

Sakura blinked.

What the hell is he doing here? If he wants to know where Sasuke or Naruto is, I won't give it up without a fight.

She poised into a fighting stance, but she shook uncontrollably from fear and accidentally dropped her kunai. Seeing this, Itachi slammed her against the wall.

"W-what d-do y-you w-w-want...?" Sakura meekly said.

"Haruno Sakura...?" Itachi whispered.

Sakura merely nodded.

"These are for you..." He held up a giant bouquet of fresh red roses against her pale white face. Her nose tickled as the petals brushed against it. Sakura's eyes widened.

Huh?!

"I hope you like it..." Itachi blushed and twiddle his thumbs.

Woaho. This is too much to take. I better organize this:

1) There's a mass murderer in my house.
2)He broke my window.
3)He is giving me flowers.
4)I'm not done writing my letters to Sasuke!

Itachi's face broke into a large creepy grin.

Sakura fainted.

Author's note: Hallo! Well, it's my first humour fanfic. If you didn't like this because I really made fun of Sakura, don't flame because you have been warned.

But it would be nice if you could review it. I could change some things around, add pairings, etc. even make Sakura likeable (if you wanted to) or torture her (bwahahaha!). I came up with this story at around 4 in the morning because I couldn't sleep...hehe...well it seems a little crap, but I won't mind changing some things around...so please..

Review! Thanks!

I would highly appreciate it!

And about my other FF, Troubled (if you guys read it), I'm still working on it. Haven't abandoned it because I have some heavy planning to do and I've been very busy lately. So I haven't given up on that!