Author's Note: OK, I don't know why I wrote this. Or maybe I do. Me and Shrapnil were talking about 'Copacabana,' that Barry Manilow song that we REALLY hate, and he started singing "Her name was Aeris, she was an Ancient . . ." That's when the lightbulb went on in my brain.
Further Note: I realize that Mako Reactor is a lousy substitute for Copacabana. I know that too. While Copacabana may be more rhythmically correct, Mako Reactor is more fun to sing in the bathtub.
Disclaimer: I do not own FF7 or 'Copacabana.' Please don't sue.
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MAKO REACTOR
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His name was Cloud Strife
He was a SOLDIER
With the Buster on his back and a hairdo by a hack
His pal was Tifa
She looked like L. Croft
But while she tried to win his heart
That damn war had to start
Sephiroth's grudge won't wait
He seethes with awful hate
They were stuck within this conflict, and here he comes! Oh great!
Over the Mako
Mako Reactor (Reactor)
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .
Her name was Aeris
She was a Cetra
She sold her flowers in the slum but she really wasn't dumb
She met with Cloudie
He was enchanted
And they really hit it off
(I think Cloud got a bit soft)
The church in Sector Five
The Turks a trap contrive
Then our SOLDIER pulls a move that gets them out alive!
By the Mako
Mako Reactor
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .
His name was Vincent
He was a zombie
He saw his girlfriend up and croak, now he just can't take a joke
Bet he hates Yuffie
That thieving ninja
She has a problem with her hands
She satisfies her own demands
Yuff-Puff makes Vincent mad
He wants to kill her really bad
When you consider she's a scoundrel, that is not so sad!
All near the Mako
Mako Reactor
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .
Further Note: I realize that Mako Reactor is a lousy substitute for Copacabana. I know that too. While Copacabana may be more rhythmically correct, Mako Reactor is more fun to sing in the bathtub.
Disclaimer: I do not own FF7 or 'Copacabana.' Please don't sue.
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MAKO REACTOR
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His name was Cloud Strife
He was a SOLDIER
With the Buster on his back and a hairdo by a hack
His pal was Tifa
She looked like L. Croft
But while she tried to win his heart
That damn war had to start
Sephiroth's grudge won't wait
He seethes with awful hate
They were stuck within this conflict, and here he comes! Oh great!
Over the Mako
Mako Reactor (Reactor)
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .
Her name was Aeris
She was a Cetra
She sold her flowers in the slum but she really wasn't dumb
She met with Cloudie
He was enchanted
And they really hit it off
(I think Cloud got a bit soft)
The church in Sector Five
The Turks a trap contrive
Then our SOLDIER pulls a move that gets them out alive!
By the Mako
Mako Reactor
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .
His name was Vincent
He was a zombie
He saw his girlfriend up and croak, now he just can't take a joke
Bet he hates Yuffie
That thieving ninja
She has a problem with her hands
She satisfies her own demands
Yuff-Puff makes Vincent mad
He wants to kill her really bad
When you consider she's a scoundrel, that is not so sad!
All near the Mako
Mako Reactor
Rufus is like a bleedin' deadpan actor
He runs the Mako
Mako Reactor
Big spills and pitfalls are all Shinra's windfalls at the Mako . . .