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Cloud: uh what a drag I have to wake up at 7:00am just to fight a lousy boss
Tifa: hey cloud shut your mouth
Cid: keep it down u assholes!!!
Cid: I hear something
Barret: like wat a cat?
Cloud: yes a rather large one look!
*get into battle *
(music)
Cloud: I'll take the left and right and head
Barret: Then what the hell is for me!!!!
Tifa: I'll summon Bahamut
Bahamut: what the hell do u want?
Tifa: attack!
Bahamut: oh hell no that thing is butt-ugly
Cid: What the hell was that?!
(bahamut dismiss)
Cloud: Tifa your useless
(tifa switches for RED 13)
Red: so whats the situation?
Cloud: THAT
Red: oh
Red: I am retarded and blind so don't blame me
Creature attacks Cloud
Cloud: oh that's it
(cloud jumps and chops the creature in two)
Barret: couldn't u have done that before?!
Cloud: I could have but I didn't feel like it
(groups head back to camp)
Tifa,Aeris: I hate u guys
Aeris:when am I going to fight?
Cloud: by your level never.
Sephiroth: mooohahahahahahhahahahaha
jumps up behind Aeris and kills her
Sephiroth:see that's what happens when you defy me
Cloud: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth dodges attack and chops of Cloud's head
Tifa: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cid: No big loss I always hated Cloud
Sephiroth rips off shirt and jumps off the bridge
Sephiroth: moooohahahahhahahahahahhaahaa
Red: what the hell was that?!
Tifa: I have no idea
Barret: lets go before he goes homicidal again
All: ya
Hi if you liked this chapter check out number two later called Jenova but.. it has nothing to do with Jenova.yet.
Cloud: uh what a drag I have to wake up at 7:00am just to fight a lousy boss
Tifa: hey cloud shut your mouth
Cid: keep it down u assholes!!!
Cid: I hear something
Barret: like wat a cat?
Cloud: yes a rather large one look!
*get into battle *
(music)
Cloud: I'll take the left and right and head
Barret: Then what the hell is for me!!!!
Tifa: I'll summon Bahamut
Bahamut: what the hell do u want?
Tifa: attack!
Bahamut: oh hell no that thing is butt-ugly
Cid: What the hell was that?!
(bahamut dismiss)
Cloud: Tifa your useless
(tifa switches for RED 13)
Red: so whats the situation?
Cloud: THAT
Red: oh
Red: I am retarded and blind so don't blame me
Creature attacks Cloud
Cloud: oh that's it
(cloud jumps and chops the creature in two)
Barret: couldn't u have done that before?!
Cloud: I could have but I didn't feel like it
(groups head back to camp)
Tifa,Aeris: I hate u guys
Aeris:when am I going to fight?
Cloud: by your level never.
Sephiroth: mooohahahahahahhahahahaha
jumps up behind Aeris and kills her
Sephiroth:see that's what happens when you defy me
Cloud: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth dodges attack and chops of Cloud's head
Tifa: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cid: No big loss I always hated Cloud
Sephiroth rips off shirt and jumps off the bridge
Sephiroth: moooohahahahhahahahahahhaahaa
Red: what the hell was that?!
Tifa: I have no idea
Barret: lets go before he goes homicidal again
All: ya
Hi if you liked this chapter check out number two later called Jenova but.. it has nothing to do with Jenova.yet.