Danny was bored. Ghost activity was low, and he was just staring blankly at his computer with Sam and Tucker having similar bored expressions.
Suddenly, an epiphany hit Tucker. "Wait, I know! We can spy on Vlad!"
Sam punched Tucker in the elbow, resulting in an "Ow!". "Are you crazy?! How are we going to spy on him without getting caught? This just has bad idea written all over it."
"Trust me, Sam. A man's got his ways." Tucker says with a grin. And so, they began to plot...
Several hours later...
Danny, Sam and Tucker were sitting in front of the computer screen.
"Alright, turn it on, Tuck." Danny said, and Tucker complies. A wide big screen suddenly pops up, showing Vlad in his giant mansion, with his...cat?
"Ahahahaha! This is rich! He actually got a cat!" Danny starts laughing hysterically, clutching his stomach.
"Oh, Maddie," The Vlad on the screen says, "You're the only one who could ever possibly understand me."
"He named his cat after your mom? Wow, he is one messed up dude." Tucker says.
"Fruitloop, you mean." Danny corrected.
He receives a meow in response.
"Oh, you're hungry? Not to worry, I will feed you." Vlad says, shifting to his ghost form as he invisibly flew off to grab some food.
He quickly returns with a plate of wet cat food.
"Here you go, my dear." Vlad says, shifting back into visibility and reverting back to human.
The cat eagerly begins eating their food.
Vlad sighs. "You're the only one who can ever hope to understand me. Even Danny Phantom, the only other one of my kind besides his pathetic clone, doesn't understand me the way you do."
"Pathetic clone?" Danny hisses angrily. He is shushed by Tucker and Sam.
"And Maddie doesn't yet realize her undying love for me." Vlad says dramatically.
"My mother will never love that creep!" Danny growls. He is once again shushed.
"But you..." Vlad suddenly pulls out a box from nowhere and opens it as he gets down on one knee. "Maddie the cat, will you marry me?"
Maddie the cat looks confused.
Vlad reaches out to give the cat a passionate kiss, puckering his lips, but instead, he yelps in pain as the cat hisses and scratches him. Vlad begins to cry as the cat runs off.
"NO! MADDIE! MY ONE TRUE LOVE!" Vlad bellows melodramatically. "I AM FOREVER ALONE, JUST LIKE THE MEME!"
Tucker shuts off the feed.
Danny, Sam and Tucker fall on the floor, holding their stomach's trying to contain their laughter.
"E-Even t-the cat d-doesn't want him!" Danny squeaks out.
"I almost feel bad for the man. Getting rejected by even his own cat. Man." Sam says, but then gets a devilish smirk. "I have an idea."
A couple minutes later, making quick work of photoshop, a Forever Alone meme with Vlad's head (in ghost mode) on top has been printed out with a bold red "REJECTED" on the bottom.
I was looking at a Danny Phantom shipping list, and while I found some very strange ones, I couldn't find one with Vlad and his cat. And I knew that had to change. My uncreative shipping name for Vlad/Cat is Lonely Dracula because I'm not very creative. I am sorry if this ship already exists.