This is my first story so please don't judge me too hard.
Prologue
I steadied my position as the cold wind blew between me and the ninjas. I rocked back on my heels and started off. The first ninja ran towards me and stopped dead. I kept running until he whispered something."When the day he returns is the day you'll regret it. I stopped in my tracks and thought about what he just said. Right as I stopped another ninja came right behind me. He grabbed my arms and held them behind my back. The other ninja reached in his pocket slowly and he took out a BANANA! It was as black as pitch. Now in my mind I'm thinking where the hell did this banana come from. Second I'm thinking how long has this guy been waiting to throw a banana at someone. He wounded up like a pitcher and chunked the banana at me. I closed my eyes and waited for the yellow object of pain to hit me. WOOOSH! I felt his grip let go of my arms. The ninja fell to the ground in pain. I stood up and stared at the throwing ninja. I could see him panicking through his mask. I sprinted towards him, but he stood his ground. I jumped up and did my spinning kick, but just as I got there the ninja teleported. I hit the ground hard and became unconscious. I saw my grandma, but she was sailing in a boat with a ninja. I woke up in the hospital and that was how it all began.
Chapter 1
I sat in the hospital bed while watching TV. I heard a knock on the door. I looked to see who it was, but I couldn't see anybody. I glared at the door so hard, that I thought I could see myself bald. There was a door sign that said: OPEN THURSDAYS FROM 7:00PM TO 8:00PM. I thought hospitals were supposed to be open 24/7. I looked at the clock and it said 3:15PM. If the clock said three, then who was knocking at the door. I slipped from under the covers and got under the bed. The door opened and I saw old-rusted black boots. The movie Abduction came to me, so I started to panic. The boots stopped moving. I held my breath so I wouldn't make a sound. Multiple boots appeared from the door. I heard the people talking. One of the people said" The bed is still warm". It sounded exactly like the ninja who threw the banana at me. I couldn't hold my breath much longer so I peered over to my right. There sat an oxygen tank. I squirmed over towards the tank and reached for the mask. The banana throwing ninja looked right at me. I knew right there I was busted, but the ninja stood up and said" There isn't anybody under the bed. The ninjas exited the room which left a horrible stench. The ninja that threw the banana at me stayed behind. I came from under the bed and stood face to face with him. The ninja looked down at my shoes and looked back up at my face. He said" Hello son".
Chapter 2
You sneaky black- suited monkey. Wouldn't you at least be happy I'm back in your life."No". Why is that. Hmmm.. oh I got it. You left me for a dirty ginger. Then remember that one time you almost killed me when you pushed me down that giant slide at The Coke. 'How do you almost kill somebody by pushing them down a slide? You pushed me so hard I started rolling down the slide. So that's only two things. I'm pretty sure you don't want to get into this. 'Well guess what cow lard, I do'.
Two Hours Later
You killed my cat and you even threw my baby pictures away. These are all mistakes from 10 years ago. Exactly, I still have tons more to hit you with. Enough, I know I haven't been the greatest parent in the world but can you please forgive me. Sure, just on one condition." What is it? I get a free kick anywhere I want. Ok, but before we… Bam! "That's 20 years of hatred punk". I think my kidney stone just moved… a lot.