It was a warm summers day… wait, that's crap, mmm… it was dark and cold night and the wind was blowing like…mmm… like something really load… yeah that will do, anyway a boy and his… cat? Oh that's Will, Hi Will!
Will: Ssshhhhh, you'll spoil the atmosphere!
Oh, sorry, anyway, where ya goin?
Will: Well you're the author!
Oh well sorry, ok then; Will was the hit by a double Decker…
Will: sorry I'll be good… mumbles about incompetent writers
Good, why hasn't Kirjava spoke?
Kirjava: I haven't had to.
O.o right… anyway. Will watch out for the lamp…
Will: Agh! That hurt!
Sorry wasn't thinking :p. who's that? Will was approaching a shady looking man.
Man: Who's there, who are you?
I'm the writer just pretend im not here I just control your very existence, Mwahahaha XD
Man: O.o
Will: ignore him, my name is Will, I understand you know something I need to know?
Man: ooohhh, do you need to know how to polka, I like to polka -
Will: O.O, nooooo, I need to no how to get to another world…
Man: aaaaaah that would explain your daemon.
Will: O.O you can see Kirjava?
Man: of course I was borne in another world, at this a blackbird flies to his hand, misses and flies into a lamppost
Hehehe, birdy hit the lamppost, pretty bird -
Will: yeaaahh, anyway, do you know how to get to another world, the one were they have daemons?
man picks up bird
Man: yes but you must do one thing first.
Will: and what must I do, you must…
supensy silence
Man: learn to polka
Hehehe, you have to learn to dance hehehe…
Will: O.o you can't be serious?
Man: I'm deadly serious, now… IT'S POLKA TIME! random polka music plays out of no-where
Will: ah well, when in rome…
Tee hee, Will had to polka, please review, I need reviews!