The filk-ization of man from
Milwaukee
(come-on….I know some of you
out there know this song! you don't have to admit that you have ever
listened to Hanson….just read the thing ok?) ~oh yes, and please review…it would
of course be helpful if you had listened to the song at least once in your
life!~
It started in a hut on a
rock
in the middle of the sea
asleep on the couch
was my fat cousin Dudley
from the hands on his watch
and the day of the week
I knew it was my birthday
as the hut began to creak.
oh, maybe I'm hallucinating
hyperventilating,
letting this practical giant
sitting here
tell me about my past
maybe I'm hallucinating
hyperventilating,
and if you asked me now
I'd say this dream couldn't
last
I've been sitting here too
long
by a giant from Hogwarts,
who's been talking too long
about a villain named
Voldemort
that dude killed my folks?
but I thought it was a car
crash
and he came to get me,
come get me that day
He Says where he's from is a
wizards school
he says that I'll go there
and I think that's pretty cool,
Hagrid says you could tell
it from the way I behave,
in strange situations things
seem to come out my way
oh, maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
letting this practical giant
sitting here
tell me about my past
maybe I'm hallucinating
hyperventilating
and if you asked me now
I'd say that this dream
couldn't last,
I've been sitting here too
long
by a giant from Hogwarts
who's been talking to long
about a villain named
Voldemort
that dude killed my folks?
but I thought it was a car crash
hagrid came to get me,
Come get me that day
You wouldn't believe me if I
told you the rest
I walked right through a
wall to catch the Hogwarts express
I rode off freedom, left the
dursleys behind,
Just to de-feat the Dark
lord, for the second time
oh, maybe I'm hallucinating,
hyperventilating
letting this practical giant
sitting here
tell me about my past
maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
and if you asked me now
I'd say this dream couldn't
last
I've been sitting here too
long thinking about Hogwarts
I've been talking to long
about a villain named
Voldemort
but when I say his name
people think that I'm wacky
he says he'll come get me
come get me some day
but I won't let him get me
and take my life away
cause I will defeat him,
defeat him some day
and if not tomorrow,
then maybe today (maybe
today)
Disclaimer: Man from Milwaukee
belongs to Hanson, snd all the characters, events and concepts mentioned in
this filk that have anything to do with HP, belong to the unsurpassable J.K.
Rowling
