Chapter 1 – Book of Answers Strikes

Sakura stops in front of a newly opened bookshop. Then, she decides to go inside. She sees a 23-year-old woman standing behind a counter reading manga (like some people we all know except this manga isn't perverted).

Tomoe:Uh.Look around,go to me if you need something.

Sakura: Hai, Tomoe-san.

Tomoe: starts reading again Sure, whatever.

Inner Sakura: Don't ignore me!!!

Sakura looks around and sees a book that looks interesting. Its title is…

Book of Answers

She looks at random pages and reads stuff like "ABSOLUTELY NOT." or "ACT NOW." She got confused like anyone else would and went to Tomoe to ask about it.

Tomoe: You ask it a question and it's supposed to give you an answer but yes and no question only.You open it at a random page and that is supposed to be the answer to your question.

Sakura: Oh… debates on whether to but it or nothow much is it?

Tomoe: … I know, I'll give it to you for free but can you tell me if it's going to work for you or not?

Sakura: Huh? But-

Tomoe: Ok, come again!

Sakura: …I didn't say anything…

Tomoe: Bye!

Sakura (thinking): God she reminds me of Kakashi-sensei.

Sakura leaves the shop with the book (duh).

Sakura: I wonder what I should ask… Okay! Will I ever see Kakashi-sensei without his mask?

NEVER.

Sakura: Aww…too bad…does Kakashi-sensei look hot without his mask?

Sakura (thinking): What?! Where the hell did I get that?!

OF COURSE.

Sakura had reached the training grounds…

Sakura: WHAT?!?!?!

Ino: What is it, Sakura?

…where Ino was currently daydreaming.

Sakura: Nothing!

Ino: What's that points to book?

Sakura: Book of Answers!

Ino: 'Book of Answers'?

Sakura: Yeah, one of you ask a question.

Ino: ...I have a question now! Will Shikamaru ever stop saying 'Troublesome'?

Sakura: Okay…

MAYBE.

Ino: Another question: Does Sasuke-kun love me?

Sakura: NANI?!

Ino: Just ask it!

Sakura: Okay, okay…

COUNT TO 10 : ASK AGAIN.

Ino: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! Okay!

Sakura: …

ABOLUTELY NOT.

Ino: NANI?! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto: Who is?

Naruto and Sasuke appear out of nowhere.

Ino: Sasuke-kun!!! glomps on Sasuke

Sakura: Hey! ...never mind…

Sakura (silently): Will Naruto give up ramen?

YES, BECAUSE OF A BET.

Sakura: grins then starts to laugh (for no reason at all)

Everyone: What?

Sakura: grins Nothing!

Naruto: Sakura-chan, what's that points to book?

(A/N: Lol. Why is everyone asking that?)

Sakura: Book of Answers!

Naruto:?

Sakura: You ask a question and the book answers you.

Naruto: Really? Okay, will I be able to eat the Ramen Special at Ichiraku today?

IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.

Naruto: WHAT?!?!?!

Sasuke: The book's right, dobe.

Shut up, teme!

Sasuke: What?!

Electricity thingies shoot out from their eyes and they start a staring/glaring match.Team 8 and Team Gai appear and interrupt Naruto and Sasuke's staring/glaring match.

Sakura: What are you all doing here?

Everyone except Ino and Sakura look at each other at least once and shrug.(A/N: Yes even the 2 human- ice cubes did it)

Sakura: What are they all doing here?

THE SITUATION IS UNCLEAR.

Sakura: Oh.

Tenten: Who are you talking to?

Sakura: No one. This is the Book of Answers. When I ask a question I open it at a random page and it's supposed to be the answer to my question.

Tenten: Oh… let me try it!

Everyone sits in a circle and start…asking…questions…DUH!

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First chapter up!!! Woot!!! jumps on bed and starts dancing like a monkey Ahem… First chapter is done! YAY!!! Pls. Review before I start dancing like a monkey…again…