I thought this up watching "Kingdom Hearts- 12 Pains of Christmas REDONE" by kingdomhearts124 on youtube. Hope ya'll like it!
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
Sora: the first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…is finding a
Christmas tree!
Kairi: the second thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Axel: rigging up the lights!
All: And finding a Christmas tree!
Donald: the third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Demyx: Hangovers!
Axel: Rigging up the lights!
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Hayner: the fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Mickey: sending Christmas cards!
Demyx: hangovers! *clutches head*
Axel: rigging up the lights!
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Ansem the Wise: the fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Riku: Five months of bills!
Mickey: Sending Christmas cards!
Demyx: Hangovers!
Axel: Rigging up the lights! (Roxas: what do you need your chakrams for?)
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Cloud: the sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Kairi: facing my in-laws!
Riku, Sora, Kairi: Five months of bills!
Mickey: I hate those Christmas cards!
Demyx: Hangovers!
Axel: RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!!
All: and finding a Christmas tree! (Sora: arggh!)
Hades: the seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Saix: The Salvation Army!
Kairi: facing my in-laws!
Roxas: Five months of bills!
Mickey: Sending Christmas cards! *stamps foot*
Demyx: Oh geez…
Axel: I'm trying to rig up these lights! *hanging upside down tangled in
cord*
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Seifer: the eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Pence: *whiny voice* I wanna Transformer, for Christmas!
Saix: Charities! And wadddya mean "your in-laws"?
Sora, Donald, Goofy, Beast: Five months of bills!
Mickey: ugh, making up these cards!
Demyx: just get me a beer, huh?
Axel: When we have no extension cords!
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Jack: the ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Xaldin: no parking spaces!
Pence: *whiny voice* Daddy I want some candy!
Saix: Donations!
Kairi: Facing my in-laws!
Sora, Donald, Goofy: Five months of bills! (and Pluto ate them!)
Mickey: Writing up those Christmas cards!
Demyx: Hangovers!
Axel: now why the hell are they blinking?!
All: and finding a christmas tree!
Luxord: the tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Namine: batteries not included?!
Xaldin: No parking spaces!
Pence: *whiny voice* Buy me something!
Saix: Get a job, ya bum!
Kairi: oh, facing my in-laws!
Roxas: Five months of bills!
Mickey: Yo ho, sending Christmas cards!
Demyx: Aw geez, look at this! *holds up picture*
Axel: One light goes out, they all go out!
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Xigbar: the eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Roxas: Stale TV specials!
Namine: batteries not included!
Xaldin: no parking spaces!
Pence: *whiny voice* Mom I gotta go to the bathroom!
Saix: Charities!
Kairi: She's a witch, I hate her!
Sora, Riku: Five months of bills!
Mickey: Oh I don't even know half these people!
Demyx: Ah, who's got the toilet paper!
Axel: Get a flashlight I blew a fuse!
All: and finding a Christmas tree!
Olette: The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Organization XIII: Singing Christmas Carols!
Roxas: Stale TV specials!
Namine: Batteries not included!
Xaldin: No parking!
Pence: *crying in whiny voice*
Saix: Charities! (*pence still whining*)
Kairi: Gotta make them dinner!
Ariel: Five months of bills!
Mickey: I'm not sending them, mister, that's it!
Demyx: Shut up you!
Axel: Fine, you're so smart, you rig up the lights!
All: And finding a Christmas treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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LOL I love this song!
I do not own anything in this fic btw
Read & Review or you will be visited by a very peeved Axel
Axel: Damn lights! *snarls*
