"Dude you guys! Hello? Assholes listen! Since I'm the only one around here that has looks, power, money, and brains we are doing to do what I say! Any objections other than the wineo France?" said America.

"Ahonhon, America, you the last person who I would think that had a brain and used it!" said France as he pushed England away. As he said this he started laughing and pointing.

"Not cool man, we bailed you out after Germany totaled your fat ass in World War II! So just stuff some cheese in your mouth and shut up," said America as he slammed on the desk.

"I could say the same to you, shut up and eat your burgers; since they are so healthy for you. Looking closer I notice that you have gained weight, and you are dumb as ever!"

"France I should stick your Eiffel tower up your ass, just for saying that. But I'm a hero, so I gotta be better than you. Presides it already seems as if you have something or someone already up your ass,"

"Everyone shut up! We are here to have a meeting! Not to talk about France's love life and America's lack of one!" said Germany as he stood up and knocked over a table.

"Aiya!" said China as he held his panda closer to him, while nuzzling its face.

"I agree with Germany, we are clearly making China upset. Annnd I'm supposed to do that to him!" said Russia as he looked at China then at the Panda. In Russia's mind he saw a China wearing only panda ears huggling Russia.

"What every you thinking of now, get out of your mind aru!" said China as he blushed.

Eventually meeting started to continue, Kiku had remained close to Canada. That was probably the reason why no one heard him. During the chaos Kiku saw America eat his burgers, but instead of eating them inhumanely Kiku could actually see the burger before it was sallowed. After the meeting Kiku ran towards America.

"America-san, I noticed that you were a rittle upset today. Is something wrong?" he said as he tried to talk louder than America's slurping.

"Sup Japan, didn't know you where there. Oh yea, when I have to deal with France I always get tired. I know I'm not in hero form right now, but he does get on my nerves. Sometimes I just wish I could... oh well. Gotta go, England and I are going drinking," said America

"Ah wait, America-san! I was actually going to try an American beer. Germany gave me one of his beers, and I went to sleep. I would like to know if America-san's beers are a little better tasting, said Kiku. Why did he want to be around America?

"Dude that would be awesome! Bummer, but I have business with England and England doesn't like to drink when other people are watching him,"

"Doesn't he mind that you are watching him?"

"Nah, he doesn't with me, maybe some other time?" said America as he waved enthusiastically good bye to Kiku.

Kiku turned and started his walk home. It soon became late, the stars started to come out. Kiku paused and into the sky. When he got home his dog greeted him

"I'm back. The room does seems a little empty and quiet," said Japan as he walked over to his porch. "I wonder if I was as powerful as England, maybe America would have an interest in me? What am I saying? America-san is to hyper to be around me, I'm sure he would get bored of me," as Kiku said this he looked up at the stars. He counted 50, then his dog wandered over and started hugging his leg. "I wonder what America-san is doing with England. Sometimes I wish England would just dissappear. What am I thinking? England is very nice and polite, although sometimes I can't understand his accent. Maybe I should try to have America-san come to my house and drink here. It's to far away for him to travel, he wouldn't go," said Kiku as he started to stand up from his desk. He got ready for bed, and went to sleep. He started to dream.

Kiku started to dream that he and America were talking and using each other's names. Alfred told a joke to him and Kiku started to laugh. When Kiku stopped laughing he noticed that America was talking to England. Kiku looked at England, later Kiku somehow managed to get England by himself. He had tied England to a chair. Kiku had a knife in his hands. Slowly he started to get near the trapped country. Kiku then got closer to England, he put the blade on England's skin. Slowly he started to skin the skin off of England. The skin fell off in a curved way as if you skinned a apple. Kiku was done with England's right arm, the muscle was showing. Kiku brought out his chopsticks and started to poke the bare muscle. Soon blood made the entire skinned arm become a messy red. Kiku dried off the blood with a towel, during this England had screamed so much that he lost his voice. Kiku then started to touch England's messy hair, he then felt his own. His was so silky, but England's was so soft and fluffy. Maybe Alfred liked like that about England. Kiku continued to touch his hair and sighed. The terrified England looked up as Kiku put his hand on England's hair. Little by little Kiku pulled out all or most of England's fluffy hair. Kiku then got a threaded needle and started to thread the hair pores together. When he was done England had hair like him, it was black and shiny. England looked at Kiku with fear in his eyes. Kiku used the needled to sew one eye open and one eye shut forever. Blood started to trickle from the eyelid into the open eye, thus causing the eye to burn. Kiku looked at England's lips, England had such a pretty shade. Kiku used his knife to cut the lip open then sewed the parts to make a huge bloody lip, twice the other size. Kiku looked ad England's legs, he was so much taller than Kiku was and America-san was tall too. Surely someone who was of equal height would be better than someone much shorter. Kiku cut England's legs off at half way of the shin. After cutting the feet off Kiku sewed the feet onto England's stubs. Now England was shorter than Kiku. Fast forward to Kiku and Alfred talking. Apparently Alfred asked if Kiku saw England. Kiku smile and snapped his fingers and soon the mutilated England came to Alfred and Kiku. England ran towards Alfred and uttered a word sounding like help me. Kiku pushed England aside and kissed Alfred. Kiku stopped and looked into Alfred's eyes and said the phrase in dream. Kiku said this "Choose me now,".

Kiku awoke to see himself in a trance it was morning and he broke out into a cold sweat. Why was he so distressed and macabre? Part of him felt guilty for wanting to see England like that and kissing Alfred. As Kiku took his shower the phone rang. Kiku picked it up and answered.

"This is Japan speaking,"

"Sup! Dude I bought some of the best tasting American beers ever made and I am coming over to your house, actually I am really close. See you there!" as Alfred said this he hung up. Typical American thought Japan. Looking around he saw what a mess the house was, Japan started to clean. Soon America was at the door. Japan quickly got up and opened the door. There was America, he smiled so brightly.

"I'm sorry for my house, I did not know that you were coming, otherwise I would have cleaned it up better!" said Kiku as he bowed.

"Nope its fine! It still looks better than my economy at the time being! Anyways lets open a bottle of beer and get this party started!"

"Is anyone else coming?"

"Nope just you and me compadre!"

As the two talked and as America laughed Kiku stood up and went into the kitchen to take his anti-alcoholic pills. He had just made them that way he would not wake up in a weird place again. As he came back and as the hours dragged on, Kiku took another pill, soon it was noon. America was finally drunk. Kiku smiled, but then he was startled to see Alfred still able to talk.

"God Japan, you got it good. You've got these outa world smarts! You can build crap from my actual crap and sell it. You cdan make these cute little boxes of fuck that don't fill you up at all. Your economy just keeps getting better and bedder. Are you sure you aren't China? Egh, Imma let you in on a little tinsy secret. My thing is falling to pieces, can't you help me out? Booddy? Pail? Al friend of mine? Gawk, my boss is getting mad about this and that and he wants me to figure it out and I don't know what to do and I keep getting hit on bi Russia and I don't like him that way and I don't like him at all and don't you know that Canada is my brother and that little creep keeps whining that I don't know him and his stuff and I'm supposed to care and you're the only friend I have! England being a dick, just because I said that when I fed my dog his scones it had to get it's stomach pumped,"

"I could help you,"

"Really man? I would love you! You aren't gonna pull this weird Asian crap like. I sorta will won't will help you in the end crap on me are you? China did that and now I gotta pay his money for my stuff and...,"

"No, this could be real all you would have to do is..."

"Do waht? Be your lover, a maid, sex slave, boyfriend, ally, be an experiment, a water bottle, cosplay, helper, rapist, kill someone, marry you, help you come up with stuff, save the world, be a model, or a..."

"No of course not any of those, but you would have to ...,"

-to be continued-

Hi guys! Sorry if it came out racist, it is Hetalia. There will be blood and smut later. Hopefully you liked the story as much as I did making it at 11:00 at night when I should reading fanfiction. Anyways comment concerns and sorry for any mistakes.

Thank you!