A/N: I've been having some trouble sleeping, one of my friends and my own situations sparked a random drabble here. THERE IS MENTION OF YAOI! NO LIKE, NO READ! There is no real plot, just an excuse to write something. Read, enjoy, and reviews are nice.
DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWN NARUTO! Please don't sue me, for I is poor college student, I is…one that likes to plead in bad grammar.
Lustful black eyes met a similar gaze of blue. "Are you sure he won't mind?" The blonde closed the distance between the two men, whispering "I'm sure" and locked the door to his dorm room.
Out in the hall, an irritated brunette blinked at a closed door. Inuzuka Kiba was NOT having a good day. In fact, one might say he was having a very crappy day. This morning the brunette had woken up late, lost his essay, and had a complete stranger spill a strawberry shake on his favorite jacket, and did Kiba mention how much he hates strawberry? Now, all he wanted was some time to relax but…oh no, that's just too much to ask for. Kiba leaned against the opposite wall, slid to floor, and proceeded to hit his head on the peeling wallpaper. At the sound of footsteps, the brunette looked down the hallway to see lazy genius, Nara Shikamaru, approaching. Shikamaru was apparently feeling somewhat talkative today, Kiba noticed, as his friend tilted his head, arched an eyebrow and drawled, "Let me guess…you've been…"
"SEXILED! Again! Just so my roommate and his HORNY boyfriend can bang each other like the energizer bunnies!" Kiba started to tear his hair out in frustration. "GAH! WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?"
"I was going to suggest 'locked out' but I suppose…Sexiled?" Lips twitched threateningly. 'Must. Not. Laugh' Shikamaru thought.
"Yes. Sexiled. As in, exiled from MY dorm room in order for those two sex-starved things to screw each others souls out!"
"And your problem with this is?"
"I have nothing to do!" Kiba whined.
"Troublesome. Come on, I'll take you to get something to eat."
"Oh, man! You're the best Shikamaru!"
"Whatever."
A/N: Yup, short, sweet, and to the point. I honestly couldn't get this out of my head and decided to share it with everyone. Thanks for reading!