A/N: Hey everybody. This is Siyui-no-Akatsuki, and I don't own Naruto. I do own Siyui, who is myself. Goodbye, and tell me what you think of my new story. G'bye.
Summary: Whenever my story says THE END, it ain't really the end. Wanna find out what happens? This is the story for you! Warning: Laughter, Confusion, and dango are included. This Episode: A Narcoleptic Sasuke and My Stole Car Keys.
__________________________________
Why the End is Never Really the End
THE END
Siyui: What the Fudge? The story hasn't even STARTED! You can't end it! Yet, anyway…
Gaara: OHAYO!
Siyui: What's with the yelling?!
Gaara: I was bored.
Siyui: O-kay.
THE END!
Siyui: Mr. The End, you can't end a story if it hasn't started yet. It's impossible.
WHEN I SAY THE END, IT'S THE END!
Gaara: Actually, when Siyui says it's the end, then it's the end.
I AM THE END MASTER! I END WHAT I WANT TO END!!
Siyui: Oh, you wanna take this outside?!
Gaara: Wait, who is the End Master, anyway?
Siyui: That's the problem. No one really knows. He's just… the End Master.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THE END MASTER HAS A FLAMETHROWER!!!(Sound of things catching on fire)
Siyui: Crap! Run Gaara! (Runs out of studio into streets)
Gaara: Why are we running from something we can't see?
Siyui: Look at the studio.
Gaara: (looks at burnt-down studio) How…? When…?
Siyui: Don't underestimate the End Master.
HA! THE END MASTER BOLDERS! NOT ROCKS, BOLDERS!
Gaara: How can we still hear his voice? We're outside!
Siyui: Gaara, the End Master is EVRYWHERE!
Sasuke: (yawning) What's goin' on? … I don't care anymore. I'm going back to sleep. (sleeps)
Gaara: he was a great help…
YES! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!
Siyui: No. We probably can't. We should just give up our lives.
Gaara: So much for putting up a fight… Siyui, where are we going to go now?
Siyui: My other studio!
I WILL FIND YOU!
Siyui: I DON'T CARE YOU DOUCHE PANCAKE!
ONLY I CAN YELL AT PEOPLE!
Siyui: I'M THE AUTHOR! I CAN YELL AT ANYBODY!
Gaara: She's right.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
Siyui: I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU ASKED HIM!
Kisame: Moo.
Siyui: What. The. FUDGE are you doing here?!
Kisame: I was bored.
Siyui: Is that everyone's reason for doing things nowadays?
Gaara and Kisame: Yes.
SILENCE! I SAY SILENCE!
Kisame: Dude, what's your problem? Chill.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRG! YOU CAN'T TILL ME TO CHILL!
Kisame: Yes I can. I just did. C-H-I-L-L!
Siyui: Kisame, I wouldn't get him angry…
Kisame: Why not?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! I UNLEASH POKEMON OROCHIBLABLA! (Orochiblabla randomly appears)
Siyui: SEE WHAT YOU DID!!!! EVERYBODY RUN!! (Everybody, well, runs.)
Kisame: Sorry!
(At my other studio)
Siyui: (huffing) Okay, I think we out ran Orochiblabla.
Sasuke: Yo. Can I have the keys to the car?
Siyui: And you are in my studio… because? And you want my car keys… because?
Sasuke: I have to get away from Orochiblabla.
Gaara: I think that's an adequate reason.
Kisame: Me too.
I DO NOT! I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM THE KEYS!
Siyui: What you think doesn't count. (Hands Sasuke car keys and he leaves)
IT COUNTS MORE THAN YOURS DOES!
Siyui: No it doesn't. My ruling rules over all.
MINE DOES!
Siyui: MINE DOES!
NO, MINE DOES!
Siyui: NO, MINE DOES!
NO, MINE DOES!
Siyui: NO, MINE DOES!
NO, MINE DOES!
Siyui: NO, MINE DOES!
Gaara: WILL YOU BOTH STOP WITH THE FREAKIN' ARGUING IT IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!!
OKAY…
Siyui: Y-yes…
SIYUI.
Siyui: Yeah?
LET'S AGREE ON ONE THING.
Siyui: And that is…?
GAARA IS SCARY WHEN HE IS ANGRY.
Siyui: Yes. Yes he is.
Gaara: You bet I am!
Siyui: You, shut up.
Sasuke: (yawns) That was a great nap.
Siyui: Didn't you just leave with my car keys?
Sasuke: … No. what are you talking about? I've been asleep. (goes back to sleep)
Siyui: Then who took my keys?!
THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THE KEYS TO HIM! THAT WAS A FAKE SASUKE!
Siyui: Then who was that Sasuke?
Sasuke: (wakes up randomly) Yeah! Who was that… other me? (falls asleep randomly)
IT WAS… KABUTO!
Siyui: Why does Kabuto want my car?
DUNNO. MAYBE HE WANTS TO… DRIVE IT!
Siyui: I didn't ask for your sarcasm.
WHAT CAN I SAY? SARCASM IS THE BRAIN'S NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST STUPIDITY.
Siyui: What is that suppose to mean?!
Gaara: That you're stupid.
Siyui: Thanks Captain Obvious! Why don't you board your ship, La Ignorante!
I HAVE TA ADMIT, THAT WAS GOOD.
Siyui: Thank you. Now, I need to get my car! Do you, End Master, know where Kabuto is now?
YES. HE IS AT TOYS-R-US!
Kisame: And why is he there?
DUNNO. HE'S LOOKING AT THE SCOOTERS.
Siyui: Thank You! I wonder why he's looking at scooters...
Gaara: He wants to eat one.
Kisame: He wants to kill it.
Siyui: Geez, why is everyone being sarcastic? What happened Sasuke? He's the most sarcastic of us all…
Sasuke: (snoring. LOUDLY)
Siyui: Why is he so sleepy? (Hits Sasuke w/ a stick of salami)
Sasuke: (wakes up) Oh! What were we doing? Where are we? What color underwear am I wearing?
Siyui: One, we're trying to get my car back from Kabuto. Two, we're at my Eastern Studio. Three, I can answer proudly that I don't know the answer to the last question.
Sasuke: I don't care anymore. (goes back to sleep)
HE'S WEARING BLUE BOXERS.
Siyui: Two things disturb me. One, that you know the answer to that question, and Two, how you found out the answer to that question.
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
Siyui: That disturbs me too.
Kisame: Okay, if you know everything, then what colors are R2-D2?
Siyui: Just because you're a fan of Star Wars, it doesn't mean—
BLUE AND WHITE.
Siyui: ANYONE WOULD KNOW THAT!
Gaara: … I didn't.
Siyui: Well, then you're a loser.
Gaara: Thanks for the self-esteem boost.
Siyui: Thou art welcome. Okay, on to other problems! Off to Toys-R-Us!
(Toys-R-Us)
Siyui: Okay! We're here! Okay! Role count! Gaara?
Gaara: Here!
Siyui: Kisame?
Kisame: Yo.
Siyui: Sasuke?
(Nothing)
Siyui: Sasuke!?
(Nothing)
Siyui: SASUKE!?!?
(Still Nothing)
Siyui: He's sleeping on the display beds, isn't he, End Master?
YUP.
Siyui: (sighs) Okay guys, while I go and get Sasuke, you guys go and find Kabuto.
Gaara and Kisame: Okay! (leaves)
Siyui: Okay, time to get that lazy Uchiha… (leaves)
(With Gaara and Kisame)
Gaara: What were we suppose to be doing?
Kisame: Well geez, I forgot.
Gaara: Wanna go eat some Ramen?
Kisame: Sure! But I'm pretty sure we were doing something important…
YOU WERE HELPING SIYUI FIND KABUTO TO GET HER CAR KEYS BACK.
Kisame: Aw, do we have ta?
YES.
Gaara: And I was in the mood for ramen… Oh well.
Kisame: Okay! Let's go catch some some Kabuto! (Runs of in a random direction)
Gaara: You don't know where you're going, do you?
Kisame: Haven't got a clue!
Gaara: You say that as if it's a good thing…
(With Siyui)
Siyui: Where are the display beds? (Looks around) Ah, there they are! And of course, Sasuke falls asleep on the Dora comforter… (Walks over to Sasuke)
Sasuke: (Once again, snoring LOUDLY)
Siyui: Sasuke… Sasuke… Sasuke! Sasuke!! SASUKE WAKE UP!
(Nothing)
Siyui: (Pulls out a bull horn) SASUKE! WAKE UP NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT ALL OF THE FRUIT CAKE LEFT FROM THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!
Sasuke: What? Okay… Okay… I'm up! Geez…
Siyui: Okay, now that that's done with… time to find Kabuto!
(With Gaara and Kisame)
Gaara: Okay. Where. Are. The. Scooters?!
Kisame: Who are you asking?
Gaara: The End Master!
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
Gaara: (looks behind himself) When did the Scooter isle get there?!
Kisame: It's been there the whole time.
Gaara: Why didn't you tell me?!
Kisame: I asked if you where asking me, but you were asking the End Master. You didn't ask me.
Gaara: The world's filled with idiots… Anyway, let's go! (Runs over to the scooter isle)
Kisame: There's Kabuto!
Kabuto: Hmm… This one has blue wheels…
Gaara: KABUTO!
Kabuto: Yeah?
Gaara: Give Siyui her keys back!
Kabuto: What keys?
Kisame: The keys to Siyui's car!
Kabuto: I don't know what you're talking about!
Gaara: Sure you don't…?
WHY DID THAT END IN A QUESTION?
Gaara: Dunno.
Kisame: Wow…
WOW…
Kabuto: Wow.
Gaara: Back to the matter at hand! Kabuto! Give me the Keys!
Kabuto: I DON'T HAVE THE KEYS!!!!!
Gaara: Okay… Yeesh, don't have ta yell…
Kisame: Then who has the keys?
Kabuto: Why are you asking me? I've been looking at scooters!
Siyui: Hey yall. KABUTO GIVE ME MY CAR KEYS!
Kabuto: LISTEN! I DON'T HAVE YOUR FREAKIN' CAR KEYS!!!
Siyui: You don't have to yell at me… If you don't have my car keys, then who does?
ITACHI.
Siyui: What? Why would he have my car keys?
DO YOU THINK I KNOW?
Siyui: Yes. You say you know everything.
WELL, I DO KNOW. HE GOT THEM SO HE COULD GET MORE DANGO.
Siyui: Ah, I see. Off to the Dango shop! Wait, where's Sasuke to say he's going to "Avenge the Uchiha clan by killing Itachi" and all?
JUST GUESS.
Siyui: He's asleep again, isn't he?
YOU GOT IT.
Siyui: Good Grief… Anyway, to the Dango Shop!
(Dango Shop)
Cashier: Okay, sir. That'll be $3.
Itachi: Okay. (Pays cashier) Thank You.
Siyui: ITACHI! GIVE ME MY CAR KEYS!
Itachi: Huh? What are you talking about?
Siyui: I want my car keys!
Kabuto: Dude, just give her the keys.
Itachi: I don't have any car keys. I walked here.
Siyui: I'M DONE PUTTING UP WITH ALL OF THE CRAP! GIVE ME MY CAR KEYS DOUCHE HAM!
Gaara: And a 'douche ham' is… what?
Siyui: ITACHI! GIVE ME MY CAR KEYS! I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE WHOLE DANG CITY! GIVE ME MY KEYS!!!
Sasuke: Hey Peoplez. Whazz up? (Yawns)
Siyui: Where have you been?
Sasuke: Asleep. Which is what I'm going to do now. (Asleep on ground)
Siyui: Wow.
Gaara: Ya know, I've come to notice something.
Kisame: What's that?
Gaara: Okay, think about this. Whenever Sasuke's asleep, who seems to appear?
Kisame: (Thinking)
Siyui: (Thinking)
Kabuto: (Thinking)
Itachi: (Thinking)
Gaara: God people, is it that hard? THE END MASTER APPEARS!
Siyui: So?
Gaara: Rrrr… SASUKE IS THE END MASTER!
IT TOOK YOU IDIOTS LONG ENOUGH!
Itachi: Oh! I forgot to tell yall, Sasuke not only has narcolepsy, but he whenever he's asleep he becomes a random omnipotent presence.
Siyui: That was good information… FIVE MINUTES AGO!
Itachi: Well…
Siyui: Don't. You. Dare. Say. It.
Itachi: … You didn't ask.
Siyui: GA!!!!!!! END MASTER! WHERE THE HECK ARE MY KEYS!
LOOK IN YOUR POCKET.
Siyui: What? (Looks in pocket) When the HECK did my car keys get in my pocket?!
DUNNO.
Deidara: (randomly appears) Oh, Siyui, un, I had to use your car so I could go and get some clay, un. I gave them to Itachi to give back to you, un.
Itachi: Then I gave them to Kisame.
Kisame: Then I gave them to Gaara.
Gaara: Then I gave them to Kabuto.
Kabuto: Then I gave them to you.
Siyui: When did you give them to me?
Flashback!!! When Siyui was looking for Sasuke in Toys-R-Us
Siyui: (yawn) I'm so sleepy… I wonder where Kabuto is…
Kabuto: Yo.
Siyui: Wa?
Kabuto: Here are your car keys. (Gives car keys)
Siyui: Oh. Thanks… (Puts them in back pocket)
End Flashback!!!
Siyui: O-kay… Now that we have all of those questions answered… I have one more.
Kabuto: And that is?
Gaara: Yeah?
Siyui: Originally, who was the other Sasuke?
Itachi: Good question!
ACTUALLY, EVEN I DON'T KNOW THAT QUESTION…
Aizen: It was I!
Siyui: you're not even in this anime!
Aizen: Says you…
Siyui: Yeah! I did say it! But, how'd you do it?
Aizen: I used my uber-hotness powers to do it.
Siyui: No, seriously.
Aizen: What is that suppose to mean?
Siyui: Just Tell me.
Aizen: I used… the magical plastic waffle!
Siyui: What?
Aizen: The MGW! I got it for Christmas!
Siyui: Ya know, I don't care anymore. Good bye everyone, and Goodnight! (Everybody goes back to studio)
THE END.
Siyui: Sasuke, go home.
I CAN'T. EVERYBODY LEFT ME AT THE DANGO SHOP.
Siyui: Itachi, go and get him.
Itachi: Why do I have to go?
Siyui: He's your brother.
Itachi: Fine… (Walks off)
Siyui: Now, you can say it Sasuke.
YES! THE END!!
Siyui: Are you happy now?
YES. YES I AM.
Hidan: Hey yall! How's it going?
END! END! WHEN I SAY END I MEAN END!
Itachi: Did I mention he also has angry problems when he's asleep?
Siyui: Itachi, Shut up and go get Sasuke.
Itachi: … fine.
THE END! AND I JUST DARE ONE OF YOU TO SAY SOMETHING!
Hidan: … Something.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Hidan: WAAAAAAAAAAA! SIYUI HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Siyui: You dug your own hole.
THE END— HIDAN GET BACK HERE!
_____________________
A/N: Did yall like it? Give me ideas, and I'll make chapters out of them! Read and review, okay!