Fruit Kabobs at the Cannibal Olympics

by Long-ear Jerboa

Really short horrible...thing. Someone's probably already thought of this. Don't own anything.

The man ran with the torch. The year had come for the cannibal Olympics. The God was set above the wood. Suddenly, the little boy ran up.

"The bowling balls! They're escaping!"

Oh no, the bowling ball competition was the best part! Forgetting the fire, as the Olympics would be nothing without bowling, everyone ran to get the balls.

Much later, two women told them that the god had beaten the record for the fruit kabob jumping section. He did this apparently while flipping several times. Unfortunately, the Olympics cold not be completed. After all, bowling was the best part.