Rosalie VS Jacob
Summary: When Rosalie and Jacob get into an argument (again), Carlisle is fed up so he gives them the ultimate punishment. He sends them to a therapist!
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! DON'T RUB IT IN TOO MUCH!
RPOV
"ITS MY TURN!"
"NO ITS NOT! I GET TO DO IT!"
I was pissed. This dog wouldn't let me feed my own niece! It's not like he was related to her!
"YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE YOU IMPRINTED ON HER YOU GET TO FEED HER WHENEVER YOU WANT!?"
"YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOU'RE SO PERFECT," he said the word with a disgusted taunting voice, "THAT YOU CAN FEED HER WHENEVER YOU WANT!? BELLA LEFT ME IN CHARGE!"
I gasped. "SHE DID NOT! SHE SAID-"
"Guys, guys lets calm down."
"SHUTUP SETH!" The dog and I both said this at the same time. The fact that we were thinking the same thing made me want to kill him even more. Stupid imprinting…
Leah was holding Nessie who was squirming to stop the fight but Jacob gave her orders to hold her (AN: HE DIDN'T USE HIS ALPHA VOICE!) and not let me get to her. If he thought she was going to stop me he had another thing coming. Leah chose this moment to speak.
"I think that Blondie needs to get a life. Now can someone take Nessie from me?" UGH. I COULD TOTALLY TELL SHE WAS A BIT DISGUSTED HOLDING NESSIE! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DOG GAVE HER TO SOME…. SOME…….SOME DOG! AND DID SHE JUST CALL ME BLONDIE!?
I heard Carlisle's car pull up in front of the house. He probably heard the shouting and was coming to investigate. Carlisle better take my side in this…
"Rosalie, Jacob what's going on? I have to get to the hotel before they present me the award." Carlisle was winning yet another award for his hard work as a doctor. Everyone else was already at the hotel but I volunteered to stay with Nessie (unfortunately so did the dog…). She couldn't come. If the other doctors saw her they might wonder who she is and ask questions and… I was distracted by a reflection of myself in the glass wall. I looked stunning perfect as always.
"Carlisle!" I said before the dog could tell some twisted side to the story that made me look like the bad guy which I totally wasn't. "So Jacob (Carlisle didn't like it when I called the dog a dog. Ugh.) wont let me feed Renesmee even though it's my turn."
"EXCUSE ME!?" The dog sounded pissed. Good. "IT WAS YOU'RE FAULT YOU-"
Carlisle was usually very calm so the next words out of his mouth surprised me.
"SHUTUP! IM TIRED OF YOU TWO FIGHTING ALL THE TIME! IF YOU CANT GET ALONG THEN IM SORRY BUT I'M SENDING YOU TO SEE A COLLEAGUE OF MINE!"
Author Commentary:
WAS THIS CHAPTER FUNNY ENOUGH!? I hope so. REVIEW PLEASE! NEXT CHAPTER CARLISLE SENDS ROSE AND JAKE TO HIS COLLEAGUE….A THERAPIST WHO SPECIALIZES IN RELATIONSHIPS! MWAHAHAHAHA