a/n 1. i don't even know. super old little all-dialogue drabble. :P
rosescorpius / "i'm sure your dad hates me"
"I'm sure your dad hates me."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"You're really doing a lot to assuage my fears."
"Would you rather I lied to you?"
"Don't be ludicrous."
"Okay."
"..."
"..."
"He hates me, then."
"Blatantly, with absolutely no desire to ever be within thirty metres of you, nor acknowledge your existence."
"That could complicate things."
"Just a tad, yes."
"Fuck it."
"Fuck what? The book? It's centuries old-"
"What? It's an expression, you dimwit! Why would I want you to fuck a book? How did that seem to be something I would actively encourage you to partake in? Muppet."
"You didn't have to hit me."
"Yes. Yes, I did."
"Anyway, why are you fucking it?"
"Because. I don't give a damn what your father thinks of me. Anyway, I'll have him eating out of my hand."
"Oh, really?"
"Give me an hour."
"Uh-huh."
"Twenty Galleons on it."
"Deal."
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"Pay up, buttercup."
"Fucking hell, you unnatural beast."
"What did I tell you? I don't know what the fuss is all about. You Malfoys are all pussy cats."
a/n 2. so. tiny, little, absolutely lame twist at the end that shows what sort of loser i am with my sense of humour. ;) whatever. please review, and definitely no favourites without reviewing. or i'll set rose on you. xoxox