No matter what Naruto does he hears an annoying announcer. And he's the only one! How does one solve such a problem? Yaoi NaruSasu SasuNaru comedy

A/N: Heyp, heyp, heyp! 3 Hello everyone!

Disclaimer: I'm never one for great Author's Notes in the first chapter. But anyway, this is a NaruSasu, SasuNaru comedy. The rating is high, so if you don't like that sort of thing, then leave now because flamers are not allowed. You have been warned, so think before you act. But those that do go on and continue, I hope you enjoy it.

Days of My Life 1

He wasn't sure when it started, or the better excuse as to how it started. He was certain it didn't happen the night before when he went to bed, but when he awoke the next morning, there it was. Annoying, always there, picking and prodding…

"It started as any normal day for Uzumaki, Naruto, but the young ninja was ever hopeful."

Had he mentioned annoying? That always jumped to the top of the 'Why-I-Hate-This' list. Even if it were number one already. With a heavy sigh he threw the covers away from him and stood, stretching his arms over his head.

"His blood coursed through his body at the excitement of a new day."

Naruto grumbled. "Who the hell are you anyway?!" he demanded. When he didn't receive an answer he trotted into the kitchen for his usual breakfast of ramen and milk. At that point in his day he figured the voice was gone, that the annoying announcer was just something in his head. As he had his mouth filled with beef ramen he dearly wished he was right.

"RAMEN!"

The noodles spewed from Naruto's mouth and his hand went to his chin, wiping away the saliva and leftover soup. "Dammit," he grumbled under his breath.

"Always the ninja's favorite food, he uses it to fuel him for his day."

"It'll fuel me for something else if you don't leave me alone!" Naruto yelled slamming a fist onto the table. His milk spilt on the floor and his hand went to his forehead with a smack.

"He'd been through many things and learned from experience not to cry over spilt milk."

Naruto sighed, leaning over to pick up the milk carton. There wasn't much left in it, nevertheless, he downed it quickly. Sliding the back of his hand over his lips he felt pumped.

"Uzumaki Naruto, he…"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!" Naruto screamed in the confines of his apartment. Grabbing his orange blazer out of his closet he mumbled and gripped under his breath the entire time. Pulling up the zipper he couldn't help but glance around, wondering where the narrator even came from, or why he was narrating him. He continued to insist to himself that it was nothing more then his mind playing games on him. The annoying narration would quit on its own. Closing the door behind him he took in the deepest breath he could remember. The cold winter air brought his body to a chill and he shook it off just as quickly as it came. "Ah, now this is more like it." With a sprint he was off to find his team.

Team Seven of the Konoha genin; it consisted of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and himself, Uzumaki Naruto. While Sakura was indeed the most talented at chakra control, she was by far, the leese impressive. Though she had blossomed during the Chunin exams, she felt she still had a long way to go before she was even close to catching up to the point both Naruto and Sasuke had crossed long ago.

Sasuke was surely the most proud. His family being killed by his older brother, he had something he needed to achieve. It was the very reason why he strived to be strong. Naruto drove him the rest of the way. While Sasuke was strong, he found himself knowing Naruto was still stronger then him. It was one of the reasons why he admired Naruto, but would never tell him.

"Hey guys!" Naruto shouted waving his hand over his head. His usual symbol that he was ready for anything.

The pink haired kunoichi's hands found comfortable places at each of her hips and she leaned over, for reasons beyond him, and glared at him. Once again, as always, she proceeded to give him a speech about being late. He simply laughed it off. She knew he was usually late, yet she continued to lecture him about it as if it was something she wasn't used to.

"Not just his teammates, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura, were also his closest friends in the Hidden Leaf Village."

Naruto jumped back, surprised and angered at the same time. Sakura looked at him, blinking confused. "Are you okay Naruto?" she wondered.

"Don't tell me you didn't just hear that!" Naruto yelled pointing to nothing more than thin air. Both Sasuke and Sakura looked around. Neither one of them saw anything. Sasuke stepped forward.

"There's no one else here but us, dobe. Kakashi-sensei is late again, so stop trying to play some stupid trick on us."

Naruto's jaw dropped. "I'm not playing a trick!! Even if I was, I'd find something better than this! Come on! He said, 'Not just his teammates, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura, were also his closest friends in the Hidden Leaf Village'! You didn't hear that?!"

He stopped when he realized he shouldn't have said everything the narrator had said. Two pairs of eyes starred at him bewildered. Sasuke's right brow raised as Sakura's furrowed together. Sasuke proceeded to shake his head. "You really are a dobe."

"I didn't mean it like that!" Naruto tried to cover up.

"So we're not your friends then?" Sasuke tormented with a smirk. Sakura giggled as Naruto became flustered. His hands racked through his blonde hair, scratching at his scalp.

"Gah!! You guys are missing the point!"

"And what is the point?" Sakura asked half smiling.

"I'm a kinky sex kitten!!" Naruto stopped immediately and slapped both hands over his mouth. There was no way he had just said that. That wasn't what he wanted to say! It wasn't it at all:This is bad: he thought to himself. :This is very, very bad:

"The ninja found himself in quite the pickle, but did he let that get him down? The heart of the airheaded ninja remained ever vigilant!"

Naruto's head ducked between his shoulder. :Oh come on, they seriously can't hear him?: he wondered with his hands still covering his mouth. He watched as Sasuke and Sakura starred at him wide eyed and motionless. He swallowed hard, and Sasuke was the first to let go. A smile wider then Naruto had ever seen spread across his face and he fell to his knees bursting with laughter. He laughed so hard Naruto could see his shoulder shaking. Sakura soon followed, unable to keep any sanity she had should she have to keep it in. She slapped her knee to go along with her high pitched laughter.

Beneath his hands Naruto could feel his face burn; the winter wether itself unable to cool him down this time.

"Could it be that he's only able to say his deepest, darkest thoughts?"

Naruto glared off into space, thinking of the narrator as the source of his glare. :It better not be dammit: He sighed beneath his hands, but neither Sakura or Sasuke were done laughing yet. As they laughed he wondered why he was the only one able to hear the annoying narrator? And just how long was he planning on sticking around? His hands dropped to his sides. He was in for one hell of a day.

A/N: First chapters are usually short for me, but they get longer. XD Anyway, trust me, it's rated M for a REASON.