A/N: This is a one-shot based on a prank I saw a few people pull. It somewhat degrades Naruto the character so for all those 100 pure ultimate Naru-fans who don't like Naruto being stupid in any way what so ever, I'd advise you to not read this. But don't worry, it won't be Naruto-bashing or whatever people refer to it as, just... well I can't tell you because that'll ruin the story.
Anyways, Commence!
One special day, Naruto was strolling around Konoha all giddy and like because he had managed to pull the ultimate prank on Konohamaru and his friends. As to why he pulled the prank and what the prank was, that's another story.
Anyways, Naruto was minding his own beeswax when he heard a distant chant. Curious, Naruto followed the chanting until he got to a giant wall which extened beyond his pathetic little eyes could see. He could hear the chanting coming from the other side. The words weren't very clear but he could make it out: "Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!"
So, determined to find out whats going on, he followed across the wall as the chanting got louder and louder. Finally, he got to the location where the chanting was loudest but yet he still couldn't find a way to the other side of the wall. So, he thought for a while... and even longer... until... he found a brilliant solution!... well, brilliant for Naruto standards anyways.
Focusing chakra to his tiny lil' feet, Naruto began scaling the walls. However, he noticed that even with chakra, his feet won't stick to the wall. So basically, Naruto ended up tumbling to the ground faster than he could say: "Oh Shit!" which of course, is preeeettty fast... at least for Naruto standards anyways.
Luckily enough, Naruto landed on solid hard concrete and not soft grass so he was preeettty OK... at least for Naruto standards anyways. Trying unsuccessfully for multiple times, Naruto at last realized that it wouldn't work. Actually we shouldn't use the words "at last" because realizing only after multiple times, is actually preeettty quick... for Naruto standards. On a side note, now you know that this story will be told to Naruto's standards.
So after a reasonable amount of time passed, Naruto came up with another plan. He created multiple Kage Bunshins, and they gave each other boosts so that the real one could reach over the wall. Of course, the bottom one was not as strong as Naruto had suspected, so he gave in and everybody in the 'tower' tumbled to the ground faster than Naruto could say: "Not again!"... which once again, was preeettty fast.
Anyways, after several more unsuccessful ideas, Naruto was drained of thoughts. He was ready to give in right then until he spotted a tiny hole in the wall. 'I'm such a genius, being able to spot the hole so fast!' Naruto thought.
He quickly ran over to the hole, hoping to see what people were chanting "seven" for and bent over to peek one eye through it. As the chanting was still ongoing, Naruto fixed his eye position so that he could get a straight view through the hole. He continued searching for the perfect position so that he could see until he heard a voice from behind him.
"One Thousand Years of Pain!" some stranger shouted as he poked his finger into Naruto's 'you know where'. This of course, caused Naruto the shout in pain and knock his head against the wall.
The stranger then randomly shouted "Got another one!" and ran away, out of sight.
The chanting the changed from "Seven! Seven! Seven!" tooooo
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"Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight!"
Moral: Curiosity will get you poked in the worst places.