"Come on!" Wario exclaimed as he held out his big burly hands.
"No." The others responded.
"Must you be like this?" Wario stated as he then picked his nose and pulled out a booger.
"Yes," The others replied.
It was a slow day in Diamond City, and Wario was doing what he would usually do... act pathetic. As he was trying to plead to his best friend Waluigi, and a couple of others, to sell his micro games for him, as he was that lazy.
"C'mon! I'm too lazy to actually sell these myself! You know how much money I need to count?" Wario commented as he began scratching his butt.
"Whatever, that's more of your problem than mine!" Waluigi stated as he gave Wario the middle finger, then slammed his tennis racket on Wario's head while taking off.
"You don't even pay us to do your greedy deeds!" Pichu spoke out as she then electrocuted Wario, only to zap herself as she groaned in pain.
"Wah... you raise a good point." Wario murmured as he rubbed his chin, noticing the unnamed background characters leaving Wario's Warehouse as he murmured. "What am I to do...?"
"You can just leave them laying around for free," A clone of Wario stated as he drove by on his Wario Bike.
"What? And lose out on money?" Wario snapped as he then chased after the Wario clone, only to shrug as he fell on his back. "Ah fuck it. That requires effort. What am I going to do..." He then ate up some garlic because he was that bored.
The day turned into night as Wario was desperate to sell his shitty micro games, noticing that Waluigi and Pichu were still around. This could be his chance, Wario thought to himself as he grabbed his Wario Bike and took off, only to hit all the trophies he won in several grand prix.