"Yeah sure sure, I'll be there soon. No, fuck you, I'm not running." You click the disconnect button with an exasperated sigh and an eyeroll.
You're name is Karkat Vantas and you are going over the Dave Strider's house, yet again.
Does Strider seriously not have anything better to do than bug you all the fucking time? Jesus fucking christ that kid can be annoying, you probably wouldn't even bother with him if he wasn't so damn attractive.
Not that you would admit that to anyone ever.
You'd rather scratch your own face off than admit that, especially to the cocky bastard himself. If he knew you thought he was pretty perfect in every damn way, he'd never let you live it down.
So you pull on your hoodie, tie your shoes, grumble, and walk out the door.
Shit it's cold. You hate the cold, except it's advantages in the romance department.
Snuggly sweaters, warm fires, the pure white scenery. In that sense, winter is pretty fucking awesome, plus no bugs.
But it's still damn cold outside and you can't stand it.
So you decide to run to his house, he isn't that far away, down the street and some. You reach his door quickly and raise your fist to knock but it opens before you can.
Your fist swings through the air and lands on Strider's chest.
"Whoah! Shit sorry what did I do?" He raises his hands up in defeat and stares at me through his dark shades. Fuck, that move was stupid. "Just let me in, it's fucking cold out here." I growl and move past him, into his house.
His older brother and him definately are not the tidiest pair. There was puppets laying everywhere. Every time you came over there was a mess of smuppet ass and it fucking creeped you out.
Strider smirks as you go past him and hurry to his room. He follows close behind.
Once in his room, he closes the door behind him and you proceed to take off your scarf and shoes. You just lay them on the floor, like you always do, and turn to face him.
He was wearing a sweatshirt and a dopey grin on his face.
"Why are you smiling at me like that?" It made you kind of uncomfortable, he looked really fucking cute with a smile like that. He doesn't usually smile like that.
"Your hair is sticking up everywhere." He snickers and points.
"Shit, what?" You reach up to your head to fix the mess the wind made but Strider snatches your hand and pulls you into him.
"Hey, what the fuck?" he just smiles at you and holds you against him, it feels nice, his chest is really warm. But he's probably just fucking with you, oh god. Did he somehow find out?
You frantically push him away, "I said what the fuck are you doing."
He scratches the back of his head with an undertone of guilt.
"Wha...what the fuck did you do?" You growl at him and he raises his hands in protection.
"I'm sorry! Me and Bro were strifing and uh... I kind of... broke you're RomCom, heh..."
"Dammit Strider!" You lung for him and he lets out a squeak and tries to dodge the sudden attack. You jump onto his back and wrap your arms around his neck.
"Hey! What the hell?" Strider flings his hands up to try and remove you.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO BREAK MY FUCKING MOVIES AGAIN!"
"It was an accident!"
"FUCKING GRUB SAUCE SLURPING TRIPE!"
He dashes himself backwards and the breath is knocked out of you when you both hit the floor. He whips around and before you can react he is holding you down, you struggle furiously. "Hey let go!"
He looks down at you silently for a moment. And then leans in.
And he gently kisses you.
Your heart flutters and your face grows hot. Your limbs go weak and he pulls away and chuckles to himself.
"You're pretty damn cute, Karkat."
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