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A Night Only For Two: Alternate Ending

Chapter 1: Another Direction

Ataru could not believe that he is here, even more that he actually agreed to do this and with her of all people.

You see earlier today, his parents left them alone, since they won a free trip out of town and would be away for a couple of days, leaving him alone with Lum. At first, he dreaded having to eat one of Lum's home cooked meals, which, as always, he tried to resist eating with all of his might, but she is always so stubborn.

Things got worse when Mendou and The Lum Stormtroopers came barging in to attack him, accusing of trying to taint Lum's purity, despite the fact that he never has and never will...

Or so he thought...

Things got even more complicated for him when Lum told him, in front of them, that she wants to sleep with him and Ataru, the biggest lecher in Tomobiki, maybe even the world was...tempted.

It's not the first time that Lum has tried to get him to sleep with her, she had tried all sorts of things when she first moved in here and he had refused each time because he knew if he did that, it would have been all over. Look, it's not that he didn't find Lum attractive, even the blind would be able to tell just how hot and alluring she is when she is clad only in her tiger stripped bikini and boots, and pretty much every man who ever laid eyes on her were instantly smitten with her beauty... heck, even he fell for her sex appeal when they first met and couldn't resist flirting with her, only to stop after she forced her way into his life. Now she wants to take that big step again and...well...okay, he'd be lying if he said that the thought didn't cross his mind a couple of times since she moved in here, Lum is totally hot and it wasn't easy for a huge pervert like him to live with a girl who would gladly make any and all of his sex related dreams come true if he only gave in, but he never allowed himself too because if he did, she would have won. She would always have a hold on him and if he would try to stray, try to have an affair, she would fry him with her lightning and everyone would treat him like scum for upsetting her.

It was only when he truly thought about that, that he realized that it really would be no different than what she does to him now and well...it was then he realized that his life was screwed either way, so there really is nothing to stop him.

In other words, he gave into his temptations and immediately ran with Lum to his bedroom, actually feeling excited about the prospect. Once they finally managed to kick their unwanted house guests out of the house, Lum mockingly waved to them "Nighty Night", before closing the curtains to give them some privacy.

"Privacy?...'Ataru thought as Lum now turned to him.

"Well, now that nothing can disturb us..."Lum paused as she sent him a smile.

Suddenly Ataru felt a light flush on his face, he giggled nervously, before he feighed a cough for a bit, looking away, feeling a bit too nervous to look her in the eye right now.

He's about to step over the line...and he's kind of nervous.

He tries to buy some time, by trying to make some small talk...

"Uh...where might...Jariten be?...'Ataru asked, trying to sound normal.

Honestly, he doesn't know why he would want to know where that little brat is, but its the only thing that he could think up right now. Lum just happily floated around his room with that smile of hers, as she answered him, not sensing his nerves right now.

"Don't worry, he said that he would sleep downstairs if I gave him a chocolate bar...so I did...'Lum said with a giggle... "He's only a kid, no matter how he behaves sometimes..."She continued before landing, her eyes closed and she is still smiling.

Suddenly, Ataru gulped and felt an uncomfortable sensation in his stomach.

"I...I see..."Ataru said, actually trembling right now, as he soon looked at Lum, and she is looking back.

Their eyes locked for a moment, before she kept smiling, making it clear to anybody that she wants this...

'Shall we go to bed now?...'Lum said with that smile, in a calm voice.

Ataru was stunned, how can she be so calm?!

I mean, yeah...she has been nagging him about this since she moved in here but this...this is SEX...and, aren't girls suppose to be more nervous about it, especially if it's their first time?

Then again, Lum isn't like most girls and she has been wanting this for a long time...

Eventually, Ataru managed to find his voice again and this is what he said.

"Y-Yes..."

Five minutes later

Ataru returned to the bedroom, dressed in his pajamas...

Why? He's not sure...maybe because he needed a more time...

Yeah, you heard him...he needed more time...

Ataru might be a huge pervert that has chased after and groped countless girls and women over the years but to be honest, he's never really been in a situation like this before. He's never had sex, heck, no one knew that before Lum, he hasn't so much as kissed a girl before since they all refused him, even Shinobu, whom he had known all of his life and had dated for a few weeks before Lum literally crashed landed in his life. Now, she wants to make love to him and he's...he's...OKAY, HE'S FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW AND TRYING NOT TO SHOW IT!

"This is the night...the night my bachelorhood ends...but also, it's the night where I officially become a man..."Ataru thought, as he looked back and saw Lum, cool as a cucumber as she happily set the futon in the middle of the room.

"The futon..."Ataru thought, feeling so many emotions right now.

The futon is ...where...the event will soon take place...

"Oh man..."Ataru thought as he kept looking at his alien bride, making it all neat.

"This is the first time that we will be sleeping together...'Lum said suddenly.

When she said that, Ataru flinched as he realized the implications of what she just said.

"U-Uh-huh..."Ataru said with a stutter.

"The...the FIRST time...then, that would mean...there might be other times...after this...'Ataru thought, feeling so strange right now.

"I'm happy...'She told him.

"Uh huh...'Ataru repeated, looking down, feeling butterflies in his tummy and almost a little faint.

What's wrong with him? He's a huge pervert and he always thought that for his first time, he would be way more eager instead of nervous...

This is going to be the first time he's ever had sex, he would soon become a man and Lum will officially become a woman and they...they...

"Lum...I...Listen..I...I mean..."Ataru had opened his mouth to say something about their situation, but soon lost his nerve to speak again.

"What is it?...'Lum asked him.

Okay, Ataru chickened out since well, even he is not sure what he wants to say...

"Oh...nothing..."He said before he turned his back to her, trying to keep his nerves under control.

He tried to procrastinate a little by sitting in his chair, pretending to read a comic that was even upside down, while he asked Lum a bunch of random, meaningless questions as he tried to savor the final moments of his bachelorhood until Lum started getting impatient.

"Darling...'Lum called him and ATaru nearly had a heart attack right now.

"Y-Yes'm..."He stuttered, trembling and feeling pretty much faint right now.

This is going to be it, he's finally kissing goodbye his bachelorhood, his virginity, his resistance to Lum's temptations and pretty much his freedom all together...but maybe there is more pros than cons in this situation.

He will finally get to experience sex, and with the girl that virtually every male in Tomobiki, maybe even the universe wanted for themselves and heck, who knows, maybe it might be enough to replace his skirt chasing...it...it might...

I mean, Lum is very beautiful and she has an amazing body...so maybe it really will be enough...

I mean, with all of the porn and stories he has heard, it has to be amazing and with a girl with a body like Lum's, it will definitely be an out of this world experience...

He's going to find out.

"This is going to be it..Alright Ataru, this is what you have always dreamed of since puberty...so...just do it...show Lum just how much of a man you are...'Ataru thought as he turned around, but, his eyes were closed, since he wasn't ready to see a fully naked Lum yet, and he wanted to say this without losing his nerve.

"Alright Lum, are you ready to become a woman?!...'Ataru exclaimed as he finally opened his eyes.

Only to see a still fully dressed Lum on the futon...with some sort of suit next to her...and she blinked in confusion over what he just said.

"Become a woman?...'Lum asked in confusion.

Why is she confused?

"What are you talking about, darling?..."Lum asked in a naive voice and suddenly, Ataru felt that some divine being out there is laughing at him.

"What do you mean? You...you still want to sleep with me, don't you?...'He asked, only to mentally smack himself.

What is he doing? He has a window to escape, but, his confusion and maybe his hormones clouded his judgement a bit.

"Yes, I want to share the futon with you, that's why I brought this insulation suit so you wouldn't feel my zaps in your sleep..."Lum exclaimed.

This was it, an opportunity to escape her clutches, he should have taken it, but rarely are Ataru's mouth and brain in sync and he said something that would pretty much guaranteed his doom right now.

"But I thought you mean that-...'Ataru finally stopped himself and Lum blinked.

"You thought what, darling?...'Lum asked and Ataru gulped.

"O-Oh...nothing..uh...so...how do you put this suit on again?..."Ataru, experiencing cold feet, asked quickly, hoping to get her to forget what he said.

It did not work, while Lum looked like she was deep in thought and Ataru got nervous as she saw her put two and two together.

"Oh man...maybe there is still time to runaway...'Ataru thought but it did no good.

He didn't get a chance. He heard a gasp escape Lum's lip, a big smile and blush form on her face and he could see clear understanding in his eyes and Ataru knew that he is screwed right now.

He was about to head for the hills, when all of a sudden.

'DARLING!..."Lum screamed in happiness as she glomped him, and Ataru suddenly found himself being zapped by her lighting, yet again..

Geez, she zaps him when she is mad and she zaps him when she is happy...can't she just make up her mind, already?!

Anyway, as Ataru was being fried by his joyous bride, he found himself falling backwards and landed on the ground...on the futon of all things and Lum is still on top of him, hugging him tightly.

"Oh darling...you DO love me! I'm so happy..."Lum cried happily as she was now on top of him, straddling him.

"W-Wait...L-um..."Ataru said but Lum didn't listen as she crashed her lips on his, stealing a kiss, that left the teenage boy stunned.

This is not the first time he has been kissed by Lum, and just like the other times, he ended up melting into it. Once she separated for a breath, he looked into her eyes and almost saw tears of happiness in them, along with a look of complete and utter love.

He has seen it before and he always used to run away from it, but right now, he can't look away from it.

"Darling...I love you..."Lum said, before kissing him again and this time Ataru just let her.

He tried to think if there is any escape from this but decided to not even bother. Like he said earlier, he was screwed either way, Lum really wants this and his hormones are screaming at him to just give in, take what she is so generously offering... especially after she stuck her tongue in his mouth, making Ataru experience a type of pleasure he has never experienced before and he...he...

He LOVES it...

"Oh...Lum...."Ataru thought in an almost blissful way, before the beautiful alien finally parted, and they shared another look.

"I can't believe it...after all of this time..you finally want to make love to me...I am so happy..."Lum whispered.

"Y-Yeah..."Was all that he could say., he then saw Lum about to take her bikini top off and Ataru gasped.

"Lum, wait!...'Ataru, still under her, exclaimed.

'What's wrong, darling?...'Lum asked and Ataru gulped...

"I...I...I need protection...I don't want you to get pregnant from this..."Ataru said but Lum looked confused.

"But why, darling? I want to have your baby..."Lum said and the way she said it made Ataru blushed.

"Lum...I'm not ready to be a father, we're still in school, I still don't have a job and this house is crowded enough as it is...so..let me see if we have some condoms around here, or I will have to go to the store and-

Ataru was silenced when Lum suddenly pulled out a condom from her bikini and Ataru's jaw dropped at the sight of it.

"Where...where did you get that?...'Ataru asked.

"Oniboshi...It's Galatic Trogans...The best brand in the universe, can fit any size and are guaranteed to work 100% of the time..." Lum said.

"How..how long have you had those?..."Ataru asked.

"Since I came to live with you..."Lum answered and sent him a mischievous look.

Ataru couldn't believe it...Has she really been carrying condoms around all of this time?

Ataru gulped as Lum handed him the condom, with an expecting look on her face. It's obvious she thought ahead for when she ever did manage to get him to sleep with her, making sure he didn't get a chance to suddenly get cold feet and flee.

But still...Ataru...well...

"Uh..there...is another matter?...'Ataru said.

"What is it, darling?...'Lum asked.

"Lum...I don't want you to zap me during this entire thing...'Ataru said and Lum blinked.

"But darling, I have no control over that...'Lum said.

"I mean it Lum, it's bad enough I feel that lighting when you are mad at me, but it still hurts and this is...this is something huge...I don't want it ruined because of your powers...so...no lightning...'Ataru said, remaining firm.

Lum blinked. She was ready to take her clothes off and finally consummate her marriage with her darling husband but he is making this request to her. Honestly, it really wasn't that big of a request, she understood that sometimes, when she got excited, she lost control and zapped him but she figured he could have gotten used to it and not mind it over time...still...this is their first time and she didn't want to risk discouraging him.

She finally got him right where she wants him and who knows how long it will take to get him to have sex with her if she ends up spoiling the mood...but the lighting is a part of her, she can't just turn it off...

"Wait..."Lum said.

'What is it, Lum?...'Ataru asked, and Lum suddenly pulled something else from her bikini top.

He was stunned to see those hair ribbons that he got from Cherry, the ones that were meant to cancel out Lum's powers so she would stop zapping him.

"Maybe these could work...'Lum suggested.

"You still have them? I thought they got destroyed that night..."Ataru said and Lum sent him a frown.

"I am still angry over what you did to me that night, but even so, they were still the first presents you gave me...and I couldn't bring myself to destroy them...'Lum said, in an almost sad kind of way.

Ataru rarely ever feels guilt for his actions, but seeing this, made him feel it...bad.

"I...I guess I never did apologize for that...I am...sorry Lum...'Ataru said, and Lum smiled brightly, before kissing him on the lips again.

"I forgive you darling...besides, maybe this way, we can both get what we want...but you better swear to me that you will take them off of my horns in the morning...or else..."Lum warned, with even some static on her fingers as a threat of what would happen.

'Alright, I promise...I promise...'Ataru said quickly as Lum smiled and handed him the ribbons.

Ataru gulped as he tied the two ribbons onto the alien girl's horns and the second he was done, Lum pounced on him, managed to slip her tongue back into his mouth and started straddling him again. She pulled away again and sent Ataru a sultry gaze that made him feel his natural lust acting up.

"I love you, darling...please...make me a woman..."Lum said gently as she looked into his eyes, giving him a smoldering gaze that captivated him right now.

She kissed him once more and enjoyed the fact that he is no longer resisting her advances.

Lum enjoyed the sensation of kissing him and was pleased when he started kissing her back. After about a minute, they broke apart and Lum soon peppered his face with little kisses, earning some chuckles from her perverted husband.

"Hey…Lum...That tickles…"Ataru said in between the kisses before lip locking her once more.

After about 10 more minutes of intense making out the two broke off when Lum whispered this...

"Let's turn off the lights, darling...'Lum whispered into his ear.

Ataru, for the first time ever, obeyed her without questioned, turned the lights off, returned to the futon and the two resumed their love making. However, this time, Ataru, deciding to make the best of this, was now on top of her, kissing her and Lum loved every moment of it.

Soon her bikini top finally came off, then the rest of their clothes as the two finally consummated their relationship...unaware of just how much their entire relationship will in fact change after all of this.

Starting tomorrow, after it's all over...

-To Be Continued

Next Time on A Night Only For Two

The Morning After

A/N: I was watching episode 89 and I couldn't resist. I hope that you enjoyed it ;)

Also, just to let you now, no lemons, but mentions of sex...sorry but I don't do M rated stuff.

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