So this whole thing is like a game show. Kind of like one of those stupid reality shows where everyone lives together. It's called 'Roomates' and this one is, you guessed it, 'Kingdom Hearts Edition'.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts

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-CHAPTER 1-

Cloud: 'Surrounded By Idiots'

ON THE SET OF 'ROOMATES', A.K.A., APARTMENT LOBBY.

Roxas: Welcome to Roomates: Kingdom Hearts Edition!

Axel: Lets welcome our contestants, first we have Sora, master of the keyblade, stealer of friends.

Sora: Thank you! Wait, what?

Roxas: Now we have cloud, bad boy loner, hair gel connoisseur.

Cloud: Just don't give me a room with Yuffie. Or Sephiroth. Is he here?

Axel: Now the lovely Kairi, damsel in distress, mrs. 'I'd kidnap that'!

Kairi: Creep...

Cloud: 'Cause if he's here I'd like to know... You know he has a big sword?!

Roxas: Okay everyone just shut up so we can anounce everyone!

Cloud: So he's not here? I- ahem,whatever... Get on with it.

Axel: Okay so-

Wakka: I be on da show ya?

Roxas: No Wakka, go away. This is a closed set.

Axel: Security

Leon: Sir? Oh, Wakka get the hell out of here.

Axel: Okay so, the other contestants are: Donald Duck, Ollete, Tifa, Seifer, Goofy, Namine, Yuffie and Demyx.

Roxas: Now we'll organize you into two groups to be roomates!

Axel: The rules are simple, you'll be stuck in an apartment for two months with these roomates.

Cloud: How the hell did I get here...

Roxas: And now the room orders!

Axel: Room 1: Sora, Kairi, Namine, Yuffie, Ollete and Tifa!

Sora: YES!!!

Roxas: Wow that's odd... All girls for you Sora. Remember, this order was randomly drawn.

Cloud: That means-

Axel: Room two: Cloud, Donald, Goofy, Demyx, Seifer and, well you have one less than the other...

Cloud: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Crickets

Leon: Get back here you little bastard!

Wakka: Aha mon! Take some of me blitz ball ya?

Leon: OW! That's it... Power!

Wakka: Ahhhgg!

Roxas: Ahem well, to your rooms everyone!

Kairi: Let's go Sora.

Girls: Giggle

Cloud: I hate my life.

Donald: Come on Cloud, this'll be fun!

Cloud: I can't understand a word you say without subtitles.

Goofy: One of the rules is that we can't break the third wall.

Demyx: You mean the fourth wall dude?

Cloud: I hate my life...

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Poor Cloud... At least Sephiroth's not in this show.

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